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DoctaFun posted:This can't be real, please tell me it's real. https://www.perrygolf.com/blog/masters-chuckle-for-the-week/
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Suprfli6 posted:Oh sweet summer child. https://twitter.com/GolfChannel/status/980900746114641920 Someone remind me how to embed Tweets ffs. Shrapnig fucked around with this message at 01:31 on Apr 3, 2018 |
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Just lol if you go to the Masters and don't plan on dropping at least a grand in merch.
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Dr. Capco posted:Just lol if you go to the Masters and don't plan on dropping at least a grand in merch. I'm amazed that poo poo doesn't show up on superfuture as peak dadcore wear. The stuff is only available six days a year.
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Dr. Capco posted:Just lol if you go to the Masters and don't plan on dropping at least a grand in merch. I subsequently bought it for $188 from an online reseller, a $50 premium after accounting for sales tax. Even with that premium, I spent right at the average purchase of $425. But I wanted to get a bunch of random poo poo like drinkware, wallet, coasters, belt, and t-shirt. I got a white hat and a green hat, but the green wool hat turned out to be at least 1 size too small, and I've never worn the white hat because it also looks small on my size 7 7/8 head.  
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reserving Kevin "Mini DJ" Chappell for now (he may have a janked back) 
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Popping in this here thread to subtly brag that I used to play Jr golf with Matt Parziale, the firefighter that won the mid-am to claim a spot this year. He played with Rory today and plays with Tiger on Wednesday, who was his whole reason for picking up the game in the first place. He's won about everything you can win in Massachusetts Golf, and is a really really good guy. He whipped my rear end on the reg despite being 5 years younger. I did beat him once by shooting a 77 and had to get up and down on 18 to do it.  His father Vic is caddying for him, and he and my dad are good friends. Dad texted him on Saturday asking how it was going, and got "Heaven on Earth. Wish you were here." as a response and he had to put his phone down and look out the window for a while to keep from crying. So if you need an underdog to root for keep an eye on Matt. I would love to see him make the cut but this loving course destroys mortals so who knows. He's staying in the Crow's Nest so if I get a picture dump in the next week or so I'll share some. Critical fucked around with this message at 07:00 on Apr 3, 2018 |
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There’s something intensely offputting about Robert Damron.
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Josh Lyman posted:When I went last year, I got a waffle golf towel, umbrella, folding chair, tech polo, and 2 hats (one of which I sold at cost because it was too small) for a total of $232. I wanted to buy the waterproof jacket with rollaway hood but was unsure of the $130 price. I hear ya. I got two tech polos, a hat, a visor for my wife, a t shirt, a tervis cup, a flag, a pullover 3/4 zip, a hat clip and a four sleeves of balls. $460. I could have bought so much more too
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I wish I would've spent more last year  For a sporting event things are actually reasonably priced too.
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mattfl posted:I wish I would've spent more last year that's always my favorite thing. concessions are a drat steal compared to basically anywhere else
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DJExile posted:that's always my favorite thing. concessions are a drat steal compared to basically anywhere else I enjoyed the beers I paid less than $5 for in the nice plastic commemorative cups I still have 
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haven't they locked the price of a chicken salad (or was it egg salad?) sandwich at like $2 or something awesome like that
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DJExile posted:haven't they locked the price of a chicken salad (or was it egg salad?) sandwich at like $2 or something awesome like that Yeah, all the food is almost unreasonably cheap. 
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I would loving GORGE myself on pimento cheeses, goddamn https://twitter.com/Bryce_bunkered/status/980870611525357569 good. now hopefully GETINNAHOOOOOOOOOLE and 'baba booey' are on the list too
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Every golf tournament should hand those out. Allow it once a year in Phoenix and only on the 16th hole. Ban those assholes for life too.
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DJExile posted:I would loving GORGE myself on pimento cheeses, goddamn HIT EM WITH THE HEINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
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mattfl posted:The gently caress is Phil wearing here He's been getting ripped apart everywhere, including by Tiger in his press conference. We should also talk about Tiger's pants pockets situation, what in the world is going on there?
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Shrapnig posted:He's been getting ripped apart everywhere, including by Tiger in his press conference. Looks like he’s got pockets full of balls lol
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sportsgenius86 posted:Phil’s cuff embroidery looks douchey as gently caress Haha I didn't notice he had his own logo there, that's even worse. I hope somebody posts updated attire rules in the Augusta locker room this week.
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Does the masters have an official beer? Because I wouldn’t be surprised if the Dilly Dilly ban was due to some non-Bud Light sponsor
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sportsgenius86 posted:Does the masters have an official beer? Because I wouldn’t be surprised if the Dilly Dilly ban was due to some non-Bud Light sponsor
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Critical posted:Popping in this here thread to subtly brag that I used to play Jr golf with Matt Parziale, the firefighter that won the mid-am to claim a spot this year. He played with Rory today and plays with Tiger on Wednesday, who was his whole reason for picking up the game in the first place. He's won about everything you can win in Massachusetts Golf, and is a really really good guy. The Guardian ran a story about him today (https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2018/apr/03/fireman-matt-parziale-masters-augusta-amateur-golf-tradition, if you're curious) and I couldn't help but like him after reading that. Reminds me of the golf pro at my local driving range, a stubbornly working-class place that sadly seems like it'll be sold for homes soon, who made the PGA Championship and Senior PGA a few years back and still tells stories. (It didn't help that the Senior PGA that year was at Bellerive and we're from St Louis, so of course he made the cut because of local knowledge and had a great gallery following the guy wearing a STL Blues golf shirt around every day.) Anytime we see a good working man's golfer still make it is a good thing. e: also, here's Sergio's dinner menu. 
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irQjIdEYqMM ---- I don't watch horror movies, I just watch the replay of Greg Norman in the 97 masters
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Yeah I watched a video that popped up in my recommended list on YouTube last night, it was a compilation of meltdowns in major history. Spieth blowing the Masters lead to Danny loving Willett is up there amongst the worst of them. That one was so painful to watch.
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One of the best troll moves in sports was Sandy Lyle having them serve haggis at the champions dinner
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My rude brother in law scheduled his wedding on Sunday fffffffffffffff
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Troy Queef posted:e: also, here's Sergio's dinner menu. drat that sounds delicious
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That's not a 3 course meal though, that's like a course and a half at best. Gimme dat Spanish beef. Also, I wonder who the featured pairings will be for tomorrow and Friday. Tiger (with Fleetwood and Leishman) is a given. Mickelson Fowler Kuchar would be my pick for the second one. There's just too many people playing well that I want to watch. Edit, never mind here they are: Thursday, April 5 10:09 a.m. – Hideki Matsuyama, Patton Kizzire, Paul Casey 10:42 a.m. – Tiger Woods, Marc Leishman, Tommy Fleetwood 1:38 p.m. – Adam Scott, Rory McIlroy, Jon Rahm 2:00 p.m. – Justin Rose, Dustin Johnson, Rafael Cabrera Bello Not too bad. Suprfli6 fucked around with this message at 18:58 on Apr 4, 2018 |
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Suprfli6 posted:That's not a 3 course meal though, that's like a course and a half at best. Gimme dat Spanish beef.
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Oh my god Tony Finau you idiot. Looked like he dislocated his ankle celebrating a hole in one.
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Came here to say that! What a freaking idiot lol
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Suprfli6 posted:Oh my god Tony Finau you idiot. Looked like he dislocated his ankle celebrating a hole in one. He played the next hole so hopefully he’s ok.
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