NFL April N/V: Jason Witten is planning to retire after 15 years to join ESPN's new M

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CyberPingu: Sep 15, 2013; If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Things happening during April:

April 2 Clubs that hired a new head coach after the end of the 2017 regular season may begin offseason workout programs.
April 16 Clubs with returning head coaches may begin offseason workout programs.
April 20 Deadline for Restricted Free Agents to sign offer sheets.
April 26-28 2018 NFL Draft, AT&T Stadium, Arlington, TX. - THE IMPORTANT THING

# ? Apr 2, 2018 14:22

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incompetent: Jun 4, 2013

# ? Apr 2, 2018 14:33

ZenVulgarity: Oct 9, 2012; I made the hat by transforming my zen

# ? Apr 2, 2018 14:35

Sour Diesel: Jan 30, 2010

derek carr is a garbage qb

# ? Apr 2, 2018 14:59

Bigass Moth: Mar 6, 2004; I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.

he knows...

Browns Super Bowl champs, book it.

# ? Apr 2, 2018 15:04

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

I'm torn because I like the Raiders but hate franchise relocations and think Gruden's contract is dumb as hell.

# ? Apr 2, 2018 15:12

nerve: Jan 2, 2011; SKA SUCKS

Sour Diesel posted:

derek carr is a garbage qb

He's actually worse than flacco

# ? Apr 2, 2018 15:15

Stevie Lee: Oct 8, 2007

new Titans uniform coming this week!

they're probably gonna be awful (especially if the picture that leaked yesterday is actually real)

# ? Apr 2, 2018 15:16

Sour Diesel: Jan 30, 2010

nerve posted:

He's actually worse than flacco

well yea he hasn't won any playoff games or a super bowl

# ? Apr 2, 2018 15:49

Blitz of 404 Error: Sep 19, 2007; Joe Biden is a top 15 president

Sour Diesel posted:

derek carr is a garbage qb

Hmmm okay no

# ? Apr 2, 2018 16:04

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

Monthly reminder that the Philadelphia Eagles beat the New England Patriots in the Super Bowl with their backup QB.

# ? Apr 2, 2018 16:20

CyberPingu: Sep 15, 2013; If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

axeil posted:

Monthly reminder that the Philadelphia Eagles beat the New England Patriots in the Super Bowl with their backup QB.

Doing God's work :3:

# ? Apr 2, 2018 16:21

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

CyberPingu posted:

Doing God's work

I will do this every month until the 2018 season starts.

poo poo I might do it during the 2018 season. My birthday's this month and my girlfriend/parents forbid me from getting any Super Bowl stuff with the exception of the t-shirt and blu ray (which I've still yet to watch) because they didn't want me buying all the things they got for me.

I'm hoping I get a Big Dick Nick pencil holder.

# ? Apr 2, 2018 16:30

CyberPingu: Sep 15, 2013; If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

axeil posted:

I will do this every month until the 2018 season starts.

poo poo I might do it during the 2018 season. My birthday's this month and my girlfriend/parents forbid me from getting any Super Bowl stuff with the exception of the t-shirt and blu ray (which I've still yet to watch) because they didn't want me buying all the things they got for me.

I'm hoping I get a Big Dick Nick pencil holder.

Is the pencil his dick yeah?

# ? Apr 2, 2018 16:32

pubic works project: Jan 28, 2005; No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

CyberPingu posted:

Is the pencil his dick yeah?

It's one of those giant pencils

# ? Apr 2, 2018 16:33

JIZZ DENOUEMENT: Oct 3, 2012; STRIKE!

draft time in a few weeks, get in sluts

# ? Apr 2, 2018 16:40

DariusLikewise: Oct 4, 2008; You wore that on Halloween?

I'm glad there is 3 weeks with no NFL content so I can enjoy my large adult playoff hockey team

# ? Apr 2, 2018 16:40

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

My father just randomly sent me one of those framed championship pictures with the score recap on it, and the Eagles Superbowl DVD.

I love the man but he really needs to curtail his spending. I gotta call him today and tell him that these are counting as my Father's Day and Birthday presents.

# ? Apr 2, 2018 16:48

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

CyberPingu posted:

Is the pencil his dick yeah?

pubic works project posted:

It's one of those giant pencils

# ? Apr 2, 2018 16:56

Phobeste: Apr 9, 2006; never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man

In my heart rg3 made this thread

# ? Apr 2, 2018 17:11

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

Sour Diesel posted:

derek carr is a garbage qb

# ? Apr 2, 2018 17:31

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

axeil posted:

I will do this every month until the 2018 season starts.

poo poo I might do it during the 2018 season. My birthday's this month and my girlfriend/parents forbid me from getting any Super Bowl stuff with the exception of the t-shirt and blu ray (which I've still yet to watch) because they didn't want me buying all the things they got for me.

I'm hoping I get a Big Dick Nick pencil holder.

You should get the Big Dick Nick banana holder.

# ? Apr 2, 2018 18:26

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Silly Burrito posted:

You should get the Big Dick Nick banana holder.

Tom Brady?

# ? Apr 2, 2018 18:37

Its Rinaldo: Aug 13, 2010; CODS BINCH

weird Asian candy posted:

Tom Brady?

# ? Apr 2, 2018 18:49

Probably Magic: Oct 9, 2012; Looking cute, feeling cute.

Phobeste posted:

In my heart rg3 made this thread

cursed post

# ? Apr 2, 2018 18:50

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

Phobeste posted:

In my heart rg3 made this thread

First time he took no for an answer

# ? Apr 2, 2018 19:05

pubic works project: Jan 28, 2005; No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

Chris James 2 posted:

First time he took no for an answer

Oooohohohohohooooooo

# ? Apr 2, 2018 19:14

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

Chris James 2 posted:

First time he took no for an answer

# ? Apr 2, 2018 19:53

iospace: Jan 19, 2038

Friendly reminder.

gently caress THE PATRIOTS.

# ? Apr 2, 2018 19:59

sirtommygunn: Mar 7, 2013

iospace posted:

Friendly reminder.

gently caress THE PATRIOTS.

# ? Apr 2, 2018 20:18

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

iospace posted:

Friendly reminder.

gently caress THE PATRIOTS.

# ? Apr 2, 2018 20:20

incompetent: Jun 4, 2013

iospace posted:

Friendly reminder.

gently caress THE PATRIOTS.

what std am i getting if i do this?

# ? Apr 2, 2018 20:26

pubic works project: Jan 28, 2005; No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

incompetent posted:

what std am i getting if i do this?

All of them

# ? Apr 2, 2018 20:28

TheChirurgeon: Aug 7, 2002; Remember how good you are; Taco Defender

iospace posted:

Friendly reminder.

gently caress THE PATRIOTS.

finally, a message that we can all get behind in 2018

incompetent posted:

what std am i getting if i do this?

I believe it's called "Gronkitis"

# ? Apr 2, 2018 20:30

Black Sunshine: Apr 4, 2004; LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

axeil posted:

Monthly reminder that the Philadelphia Eagles beat the New England Patriots in the Super Bowl with their backup QB.

iospace posted:

Friendly reminder.

gently caress THE PATRIOTS.

I humbly add a "gently caress the Broncos and their horse-faced racist GM"

# ? Apr 2, 2018 20:48

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Black Sunshine posted:

I humbly add a "gently caress the Broncos and their horse-faced racist GM"

sorry your coach still thinks it's 1998

# ? Apr 2, 2018 20:51

sponges: Sep 15, 2011

Has anyone here actually seen Nick Foles penis or are people just making assumptions

# ? Apr 2, 2018 21:08

sharknado slashfic: Jun 24, 2011

sponges posted:

Has anyone here actually seen Nick Foles penis or are people just making assumptions

Through some very strange circumstances, yes

# ? Apr 2, 2018 21:11

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

piss tape israel posted:

sorry your coach still thinks it's 1998

gently caress the Raiders

And Chiefs

And Broncos

And most of all gently caress the Los Angeles Chargers

# ? Apr 2, 2018 21:17

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nerve: Jan 2, 2011; SKA SUCKS

sponges posted:

Has anyone here actually seen Nick Foles penis or are people just making assumptions

It's just, big dick=good so big dick Nick=good Nick

# ? Apr 2, 2018 21:23

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