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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

a neat cape posted:

gently caress the Raiders

And Chiefs

And Broncos

And most of all gently caress the Los Angeles Chargers

Your ordering and emphasis is a little off here but I pretty much agree.

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a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Grittybeard posted:

Your ordering and emphasis is a little off here but I pretty much agree.

I think if you don't hate your own team most of all you are the wrong kind of fan

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Checks out cause I hate the loving Red Men.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

a neat cape posted:

I think if you don't hate your own team most of all you are the wrong kind of fan

hell, same

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

a neat cape posted:

I think if you don't hate your own team most of all you are the wrong kind of fan

It's good to like your team

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
What about hating your team's fans? I do a lot of that.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

sponges posted:

Has anyone here actually seen Nick Foles penis or are people just making assumptions

Please don't make me post the Deadspin article

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Somewhere Incitatus's NFL penis thread is lurking in the gas chamber waiting to be revived.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Metapod posted:

It's good to like your team

I do but they make me so mad

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

a neat cape posted:

gently caress the Raiders

And Chiefs

And Broncos

And most of all gently caress the Los Angeles Chargers

The AFC West is a blight upon humanity but that's why it's cool

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:

3 DONG HORSE posted:

The AFC West is a blight upon humanity but that's why it's cool

mastershakeman posted:

Denver Broncos and 3 DONG HORSE are up

:D

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

I'm about to flyyyyy but I'll get on it after sir

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Black Sunshine posted:

I humbly add a "gently caress the Broncos and their horse-faced racist GM"

*cuts the black punter who is top 5 in the NFL for "attitude problems"*

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/980893625738547202

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...m=.36543fb66437

quote:

It would seem that Aaron Donald’s training session, video of which caused quite a stir Sunday, was not an April Fools’ Day prank. However, the Rams defensive lineman eventually acknowledged that the knives involved — yes, knives — were not “real.”

That information undoubtedly came as a relief to the Rams and their fans, not to mention anyone else who has enjoyed watching the 2017 NFL defensive player of the year wreck opposing offenses. Until his clarification, it sure looked like Donald’s frightening workout was meant to provide an exceedingly painful incentive for him to keep swatting away the arms of his training partner.

... in which the Washington Post explains in great detail that Aaron Donald's trainer was NOT, in fact, trying to gut him like a fish and leave him bleeding out all over the practice field

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

I'm glad the Bengals keep on winning the championship road or whatever its called. Every year

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Intruder posted:

*cuts the black punter who is top 5 in the NFL for "attitude problems"*

But they saved like 2 million!

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Boy, wonder how Marshawn Lynch is gonna fare under Gruden.

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

YOLOsubmarine posted:

Boy, wonder how Marshawn Lynch is gonna fare under Gruden.

He will give no fucks, grab his dick and eat skittles.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

They could have avoided being coy and just said Tom Cable

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:

Intruder posted:

*cuts the black punter who is top 5 in the NFL for "attitude problems"*

*team with the black GM and Marshawn Lynch is racist*

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

warcrimes posted:

*team with the black GM and Marshawn Lynch is racist*

*cuts Crabtree, signs jordy Nelson*

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:

a neat cape posted:

*cuts Crabtree, signs jordy Nelson*

drat, checkmate.

Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you

Intruder posted:

*cuts the black punter who is top 5 in the NFL for "attitude problems"*

I'd be more inclines to agree with you if it wasn't a punter

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Bigass Moth posted:

Browns Super Bowl champs, book it.

Are they moving to Oakland?

Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man
I'd just like to repudiate some regrettable sentiments in this thread to note that the patriots are good, cool, and winning the super bowl this year. but I'm happy the eagles got one

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
Kinda similar to the knife thing...Tamba Hali used to practice hand fighting with a martial arts guy he would bring to camp, it turned out to be a neat and effective way to learn to avoid an OLs punch and now tons of pass rushers are doing it

nerve
Jan 2, 2011

SKA SUCKS

Phobeste posted:

I'd just like to repudiate some regrettable sentiments in this thread to note that the patriots are good, cool, and winning the super bowl this year. but I'm happy the eagles got one

are they gonna face a 3rd string qb or something?

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
The raiders have done 1 smart thing this century and that was acquiring Randy Moss everything else have been real bad

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Metapod posted:

The raiders have done 1 smart thing this century and that was acquiring Randy Moss everything else have been real bad

Moving to Vegas is hella cool actually.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Probably Magic posted:

Moving to Vegas is hella cool actually.

They haven't done that yet op

MrLogan
Feb 4, 2004

Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

Metapod posted:

The raiders have done 1 smart thing this century and that was acquiring Randy Moss everything else have been real bad

Drafting Mack was smart. So... two smart things?

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

i assume chandler jones' offseason training is wrestling around with his brother in the basement

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

MrLogan posted:

Drafting Mack was smart. So... two smart things?

Doing the obvious thing isn't necessarily smart.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

nerve posted:

are they gonna face a 3rd string qb or something?

Just Matt Ryan again.

hifi posted:

i assume chandler jones' offseason training is wrestling around with his brother in the basement

Hmmm, does he post in TFF?

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Hmmm, does he post in TFF?

Bwahahahahahahahahaha

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Just Matt Ryan again.

Matt Ryan was the better qb in superbowl 51, sir :colbert:

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
https://twitter.com/kfishbain/status/980791998469824512?s=09&

This feels like a trade where both teams lost.

King Hong Kong
Nov 6, 2009

For we'll fight with a vim
that is dead sure to win.

Probably Magic posted:

Moving to Vegas is hella cool actually.

Warcrimes’ parachute account spotted.

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CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

The Bears will always suck but at least Cutler was fun.

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