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birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

The Before Times posted:

I think the point is that just finding a new job isn't quite as simple as you're implying

the only thing simple here is bell jar lol

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birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

BBJoey posted:

buddy i work in the public service and approximately 1/3 of the time i bill the australian taxpayer for is spent on my phone

lol amateur

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay
they’re not going to do it before the budget

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay
the budget is less than a month away and will determine their lines and talking points. they will take some time to spruik these and hope like hell for a rebound in the polls.

it won’t happen. give them a few months, then they might spill

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay
jbp strikes again!

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

Gorilla Salad posted:

You think there's anything Bishop could do which is worse than what she did to those mesothelioma sufferers?

post in this thread

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay
instead of interviewing charlatans and scheme promoters the journalists could have idk, read the tax legislation to see that tax evaders have no rights.

Cancelling those ABNs at that time was absolutely a fuckup, maybe the ABC will highlight the real scandal of the wealthy being given priority boot-licking service in their interactions with the ATO compared to what you or I would receive

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

The Peccadillo posted:

If we had JPB's fash idea of a weak lackadaisical fantasy commune, I'd want to be invaded and defeated by the Thai. Thai street food is insane and I want it on every block

they banned street food tho

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

CrazyTolradi posted:

Subway is food in the same way Rugby is a sport.

Shots fired, yo.

was this supposed to be a dig at league fans but you hosed up and dissed the posh sport instead?

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

The Before Times posted:

what if your bread is a bit dry and splits in half when you wrap it around the sausage

then you should probably see a doctor

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

Urcher posted:

Then you should talk to your GP

:supaburn:

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

CrazyTolradi posted:

Too slow, scrub

the rest of us don’t need to know your test results

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

bell jar posted:

Geds Are Burning

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

BBJoey posted:

interesting that the capitalist imperialists at google share your opinion isn't it comrade

let’s sacrifice him to our god!

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

MysticalMachineGun posted:

If Strider Hiryu literally isn’t PM tomorrow I’m gonna be mad

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay
newspoll is this thread’s equivalent of “morning all”

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

bell jar posted:

Oh jee whiz mistah this $12 a week sure is helping me get out of intergenerational debt. Thank god they used progressive taxation to help me

full capitalism now, we get it already

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Loving tonight's media watch.

looking real content there lurch

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

You Am I posted:

Was it really necessary to do morning all?



Maybe no posts would've been the best option

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay
the Mahdi is female though

you infidels. you utter cretins.

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

JBP posted:

Why should he give a poo poo?

the gamer vote is crucial

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

hooman posted:

Hi, I'm belljar and I've entirely missed the point.

hi belljar im dad

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

psh, good luck finding anglo-saxons outside of 9th century britain

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

JBP posted:

He was only joking but women statistically sold more personal contracts by miles.

wouldn’t the 5’10 women intimidate your manlet customers?

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

You Am I posted:

awful journalist

that so broad, can you be more specific?

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

JBP posted:

I tried and did good once this year I'll regroup and try again :toot:

quit posting

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay
You can’t unintentionally commit fraud.

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

MysticalMachineGun posted:

Is that a legal or a practical definition?

The intent is what makes it fraud so... either?

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay
if welfare fraud is good it stands to reason that corporate fraud is good and that’s why auspol stands in solidarity with the big banks

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

the baby is a fake and being used to get more public money

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

Starshark posted:

When I was in school under Hawke, they taught us that the Turks (their word for the Turkish army) were evil and wanted to hurt Australia. So probably not.

Even now the Turk lusts for Vienna

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

Solemn Sloth posted:

Why does turkey even let a bunch of fuckwit citizens of invading powers come and trash the place in remembrance of when they got their poo poo kicked in

Same reason the let your flog Dees into the G I guess.

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

Birdstrike posted:

Same reason the let your flog Dees into the G I guess.

I don’t know what any of this means I just copied some random words from your twitter

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

fresh in our memories

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

Ghost Leviathan posted:

This country is run by cartoon villains.

western or anime?

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

Starshark posted:

The IRA were violent because they were being brutally oppressed by the British, it wasn't because they weren't getting laid enough.

The original IRA maybe. The rIRA are their subreddit incel successors.

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay
just lol if you think banks aren’t willing to underestimate my living expenses using the benchmark instead of reading through the months of statements I’ve given them

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

iajanus posted:

If only it were possible to look at your own bank statements and understand how much you get paid and how much you spend on things. And also to listen and hear the amount repayments will be and do the simple maths to work out if that is realistic.

And while we’re at it the banks can maybe use forego 1% of their multi-billion dollar profits by not inflating the amounts they’re willing to lend.

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

iajanus posted:

Sure, that too.

Strangely I believe that both sides can share the blame in this one.

gently caress boomers and all but it was very strange going through the pre-approval process recently and their willingness to use the benchmark instead of the higher level we calculated and evidenced ourselves

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birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

bell jar posted:

How the gently caress else they supposed to learn astronomy lmao. Hey kids come here and fuckin, set up this telescope and look through it. Oh wait you can't because we're in the middle of a fuckin city

wait till night to look through the telescope idiot

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