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Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
RIP Christopher Nolan

Vaporized by the power of the atom.

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Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
I am still convinced that Jai Courtney and Sam Worthington are the exact same person.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Make a sequel to Explorers.

Bring back Ethan Hawke, James Cromwell and Robert Picardo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=al75vXD6koc

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
“Okay Weaver! What’ll it be? Red Snapper….or WHAT’S IN THE BOX?”

I will forever die in the hill of “UHF is loving wonderful.”

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZVTkn2NjS0

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mw_xv85lAI

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
A sequel in which the sentient M3GAN cloud data propogates itself through Ring doorbells and Roombas.

Turns out it’s actually a stealth sequel to Ghost In The Machine:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KIu_rNDBzw

They could also go in a different direction and make the M3GAN sequel a part of the Wes Craven Shockerverse:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF2Toamk1P0

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Every single time a new Fast movie comes out, I think to myself "How are they going to make this one even more ridiculous?".

And then, every time, I vastly underestimate the factor(s) by which they make it more ridiculous.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
https://twitter.com/wbpictures/status/1650937790249721856?s=46&t=GxZoSKgPzb_-zyUnvLFKvg

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Butthole Surfers provided the theme song to Freaked.

They do rule.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojZxibPh_Io

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
The Fast series has leaned pretty heavily into sci-fi absurdity. I hope future films involve Dom & Pals trying to capture a rogue wizard who has an ancient sceptre that grants wishes.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
I enjoyed Rogue One, but Stellan Skarsgård’s big speech in Andor is better than anything in Rogue One.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GANo-qV__Rw

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

:hmmyes:

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
The last hour of the movie should be different angles of the explosion.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Bugblatter posted:

The last hour should just be episode 8 of Twin Peaks. Cockroach monsters and all.

That would be acceptable.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Gonna also throw my hat into the “I enjoyed Waterworld” ring.

Dennis Hopper hamming it up was a delight.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Speaking of post-apocalypse films, Doomsday (2008) also fuckin’ owns.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGA7q9VLfps

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
While the Exorcist trailer is indeed a very good trailer, I would argue that the 1979 Alien teaser is superior.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQ5lPt9edzQ

Honorable mention to the Terminator 2 teaser:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4ThFNL_2tI

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Bring back Command & Conquer with the live action cutscenes that had name actors in them.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iG-bliScEQ

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

checkplease posted:

Looks like a Sega Genesis game, but with the 32x adapter. And a game genie.

I’m hype to finally watch a movie that features Blast Processing.

The Creator does what Nintendon’t.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Austin Butler just goes around his house shooting out TV screens with a huge revolver nowadays.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Release Dune 2 this week. On purpose. Out of nowhere. Don’t make me wait.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

MonsieurChoc posted:

The next trend will be sped up high energy remixes of sad songs.

Thrash Metal version of Mad World.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
There’s MORE Warpath trailers/short films!

I have never heard of this mobile game before, the goddamn if they don’t have the best game trailers i’ve ever seen.

Activision and EA have never put out anything this incredible for CoD or Battlefield.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YYmaNFClaA

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VC7-OcFvVEw

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
The Man Who Sold The World musical motif outta nowhere.

Son of a bitch that looks so good. Gotta see it in IMAX.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

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Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
https://x.com/discussingfilm/status/1790246100961788086?s=46&t=GxZoSKgPzb_-zyUnvLFKvg

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