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Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Taping two pistols together by the barrel to make a super gun that can kill two birds with two bullets

# ? Apr 5, 2018 03:06

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# ? May 14, 2024 23:48

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Taping a wooden baseball bat to a metal baseball bat for that 0.5x knockback multiplier

# ? Apr 5, 2018 03:07

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Taping two blenders together so that the blades are facing each other and destroying food at a molecular level

# ? Apr 5, 2018 03:08

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

do NOT tape tape to more tape, they cancel each other out

# ? Apr 5, 2018 03:10

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Taping two neodymium magnets together

# ? Apr 5, 2018 03:10

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

badass gun safety

# ? Apr 5, 2018 03:22

City of Glompton

taping two nunchucks together for xtra reach

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Apr 5, 2018 03:42

City of Glompton

taping two butterfly knives together and flipping them until they have enough momentum to flap away

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Apr 5, 2018 03:45

Papa Was A Video Toaster

taping your chainsaw onto a flail so you can you cut down swathes of zombos

# ? Apr 5, 2018 03:50

Farecoal: There he go

taping a butter knife to my axe. they say it's a waste of time well i say the butter people are coming and ill be damned if i go down like lactose-free milk

# ? Apr 5, 2018 03:59

HUSKY DILF: aggressively chill

i taped a puma to a glaive at my last ren fair but then i got kicked out cause pumas are ahistorical apparently

# ? Apr 5, 2018 04:08

roomforthetuna: I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!

Taping a two-handed sword over the muzzle of a deck cannon. Am I doing this right?

# ? Apr 5, 2018 04:08

HUSKY DILF: aggressively chill

gently caress never mind

# ? Apr 5, 2018 04:14

Manifisto

taping a one-star yelp review to my katana

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Apr 5, 2018 04:22

Manifisto

the only thing that can wash the taste of this inferior chimichanga out of my mouth is the taste of hanzo steel

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Apr 5, 2018 04:25

rump buttman: I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili

tapping two red sequin pumps together to increase my party 75% while relocating to my tornado proof headquarters.

# ? Apr 5, 2018 04:25

FutonForensic

taping my karate-certified lethal weapon fists together to ensure no one has to suffer my uncontrollable raw power again

# ? Apr 5, 2018 05:10

Rushi: by Smythe

*tapes a bong to a bong* oh boy O:

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# ? Apr 5, 2018 05:32

Olive!: It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

taping two spears together so both ends are pointy

# ? Apr 5, 2018 08:56

Olive!: It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

taping glue to velcro

# ? Apr 5, 2018 08:56

Olive!: It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

taping two keyboards together so I can post faster

# ? Apr 5, 2018 08:57

Alan 00X: .

Dude made a took a taser and sword made a Taser Sword

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0F-VVjqarZE

# ? Apr 5, 2018 11:49

Farecoal: There he go

taping my penis to another guy's penis. it's powerful in other ways

# ? Apr 5, 2018 11:52

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Taping Godzilla to Rodan to give a flying gently caress to somebody

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Apr 5, 2018 12:11

City of Glompton

taping two ghost peppers together for twice the spice

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Apr 5, 2018 14:58

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Taping the Flash to the Incredible Hulk making an immovable object an unstoppable force

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Apr 5, 2018 15:05

Twenty Four

FutonForensic posted:

taping my karate-certified lethal weapon fists together to ensure no one has to suffer my uncontrollable raw power again

welp there goes my joke based on the thread title!

*scrolling down* did anyone make this joke yet? did anyone make this joke yet? awww drat.

This has happened to me so many times!

# ? Apr 5, 2018 15:47

cda: by Hand Knit

until about a minute ago i thought this thread was "tapping two powerful weapons together"

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# ? Apr 5, 2018 15:52

rump buttman: I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili

left fist to my right fist

I�ve nicknamed the setup Sean O� Mallory�s Magnificent Copper Whopper: masher of potatoes and bopper of leprechaun

# ? Apr 5, 2018 15:59

rump buttman: I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili

Twenty Four posted:

welp there goes my joke based on the thread title!

*scrolling down* did anyone make this joke yet? did anyone make this joke yet? awww drat.

This has happened to me so many times!

I went for the low hanger without consulting. I figure one of three thing happen. I get internally mocked for telling a rehashed joke and risk being labeled �not funny� (I�ve never been funny). second, I figure byooob joke consumers just like to chill and read some chill humor. ergo :justpost:

third, (which I have never pulled off) which is you tell the joke better and get to own the first posters 7th born child and the admiration of fellow joke tellers.

In the future, I�d like to see more collaboration and workshopping. it can really help stoke content creation. we could begin by pairing up byobbers into joke telling pairs. it would have to be a slow courting. maybe a year. maybe more. here the posters would learn each other�s wit, timing and combo of intoxicants. they�d become one. with the courtship over, only meeting up in person to go on a improve comedy tour of lower Tennessee�s community college circuit (or wherever you and your posting partners find muse) would be left. boom. boom. boom. the pair would grow, bring laughters to the hillside and endear themselves to the people. in late August, you�d get a phone call from Jefferson county fairgrounds, inquiring about a gig at the fairs stage come Labor Day. tough negotiations would come all the way to a boil. luckily cooler heads would prevail.

final contract: 6.9 good minutes for 13 elephant ears with unlimited jam. no powder sugar.

the byobbing pair would kill it. crowd throwing panties and whooping cushions killed it. with the new found fair fame, you�d get the big invite. you�d get that Jefferson County Stars Trot for Bowel Control charity three legged race that funds IBS research invite. no way that gets turned down, but the race will be fierce.

all the players showed up. Jenny Twotoes & Amanda Aminda in lane one. Josh Trickly & Sally Q. Romanic in lane two. us in three. Bruce Bamfer and Hoyt Hicks in four, etc. ain�t no chump field to say the least. eyeing the competition, you�d pull out your secret weapon. tape

# ? Apr 5, 2018 16:30