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"The best preparation for tomorrow is taping two weapons together today" - H. Jackson Brown |
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Apr 5, 2018 19:40
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taping garlic to a silver crucifix the garlic to fight high cholesterol and blood pressure, the silver crucifix to fight getting hit on by tony, who swears he will only date atheists
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Apr 5, 2018 19:50
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joke: two katanas taped together woke: two claymores taped together |
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Apr 5, 2018 20:05
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Recording two handguns on a table to VHS |
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Apr 5, 2018 21:42
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Taping Love to a Just Cause
https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Apr 5, 2018 21:50
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rump buttman posted:I went for the low hanger without consulting. I figure one of three thing happen. I get internally mocked for telling a rehashed joke and risk being labeled “not funny” (I’ve never been funny). second, I figure byooob joke consumers just like to chill and read some chill humor. ergo whoah!
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Apr 5, 2018 22:00
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third, (which I have never pulled off) which is you tell the joke better and get to own the first posters 7th born child and the admiration of fellow joke tellers.
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*Tries to make a comedy weapon* *Grabs duct tape and tightly tapes a couple of byob posters together* *gets arrested* "But it was a joke! Like the best joke times two!"
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Apr 5, 2018 22:06
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I tried to tape Love and Hate together but there was this weird reaction and all I got was this lame unlimited source of energy 
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Apr 5, 2018 22:10
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| taping two million high power colored flashlights together so i can get free-in-flight television while flying over the midwest | |
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Apr 6, 2018 00:18
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| oh yeah um, it would probably melt the plane too | |
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Apr 6, 2018 00:22
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Putty posted:oh yeah um, it would probably melt the plane too tape two planes together so they don't melt, and also so they go faster |
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Apr 6, 2018 00:28
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Taping a magic scroll of fireball around a hand grenade, so the scroll-writing is on the inside and the grenade-pin can't be accessed. |
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Apr 6, 2018 00:30
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Swiss Army knife tapped to a Jack of All Trades forming The Knife of All Trades* *trades included (but not limited to) dicer, lawn care specialist, seamstress, small motor mechanic, destruction, carpenter, chillaxer |
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Apr 6, 2018 01:27
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A scythe taped to a TIE fighter. |
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Apr 6, 2018 03:17
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A cricket bat with nails through it, taped to the death star. |
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Apr 6, 2018 03:18
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taping a banana two two oranges hahahahahahha
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Apr 6, 2018 03:43
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Rushi posted:taping a banana two two oranges hahahahahahha oh, a smiley face 
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Apr 6, 2018 03:48
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Rushi posted:taping a banana two two oranges hahahahahahha Olive! posted:oh, a smiley face 420 SWAGLORD fucked around with this message at 06:30 on Apr 6, 2018 |
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Apr 6, 2018 05:20
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Taping Chuck Norris to Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. This angers them, but that only makes them more powerful.
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Apr 6, 2018 06:26
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Taping two cats together gets you the ultimate murder machine, but more importantly, gets you stitches. |
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Apr 6, 2018 07:20
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Putty posted:taping two million high power colored flashlights together so i can get free-in-flight television while flying over the midwest Putty posted:taping two million high power colored flashlights together so i can get free-in-flight television while flying over the midwest I'm looking at high power flashlights now, thanks
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Apr 6, 2018 07:44
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cat_herder posted:Taping two cats together gets you the ultimate murder machine, but more importantly, gets you stitches. Taping two dogs chasing their own tails together facing opposite directions, creating the ultimate dog tornado.
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Apr 6, 2018 08:00
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Putty posted:badass gun safety the second pair of guns in the "yes" column is wrong imagine holding them. You would have to cross your arms over each other, it would be all kinds of awkward the ergonomic way to do this would be to tape the barrels together, with the grips pointing outward, where your two hands are this would probably create problems with the slides breaking the tape or the tape preventing the slides from moving, but you should be able to solve that by adding spacers in strategic locations alternately, it would look badass enough that you would never have to actually fire it |
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Apr 6, 2018 08:11
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taping my two dicks together, because, well, as nice as it sounds, I really just want to be like everyone else
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Apr 6, 2018 15:38
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taping two bricks together because by George I swore I'd build a home for this family and by George that's what I'm gonna do
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Apr 6, 2018 15:41
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cat_herder posted:Taping two cats together gets you the ultimate murder machine, but more importantly, gets you stitches.
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Apr 6, 2018 17:00
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FutonForensic posted:taping my two dicks together, because, well, as nice as it sounds, I really just want to be like everyone else lol
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Apr 6, 2018 17:50
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Taping a rich powerful ivy leaguer with east coast cnnxns to a really dumb oil field worker from Louisiana with a $100k dually trucj and backing the gently caress up |
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Apr 6, 2018 17:51
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Taping insult to injury
https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Apr 6, 2018 18:17
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Taping oil and water together and harnessing the power of the paradox. |
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Apr 6, 2018 18:42
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Taping apples to oranges, now they can be compared because they're the same thing. |
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Apr 6, 2018 18:43
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Taping the Grand Unified Theory to String Theory and selling it as a children's toy that walks downstairs alone or in pairs or through walls or whatever because we're in this to defy physics... for SCIENCE
https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Apr 6, 2018 19:07
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Splatmaster posted:Taping insult to injury |
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Apr 6, 2018 19:30
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Taping biting wit to yelling real loud. |
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Apr 6, 2018 19:38
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TVsVeryOwn posted:Taping biting wit to yelling real loud. Taping rapier wit to the grindstone people put their noses to https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Apr 6, 2018 19:45
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Taping a 2-sided candle to a midnight oil lamp, lighting them and learning everything
https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Apr 6, 2018 19:46
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Taping the One Ring to the gauntlet that has all of the Infinity Stones embedded in it (or just put the Ring on but this is the "tape things together" not "put things on" thread and besides in order for the One Ring to activate the wearer would have to put the Ring on over the gauntlet but the One Ring would seek to control the wearer so which one would win?)
https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Apr 6, 2018 19:50
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Taping one of your hotels onto your opponent's piece while playing Monopoly so they have to pay you rent no matter where they land
https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Apr 6, 2018 21:18
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Splatmaster posted:Taping one of your hotels onto your opponent's piece while playing Monopoly so they have to pay you rent no matter where they land
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Apr 6, 2018 22:31
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Splatmaster posted:Taping insult to injury Splatmaster posted:Taping one of your hotels onto your opponent's piece while playing Monopoly so they have to pay you rent no matter where they land
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Apr 7, 2018 01:05
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