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Caganer posted:dissertation drama, ended up dropping out Oh was it one of those “write what the university wants you to” vs your years of research type things?
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It turns into a child, who will in turn be used and degraded by the authority figures surrounding him for his entire life.
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Oh was it one of those “write what the university wants you to” vs your years of research type things? they actually hit me from both ends - pissy when i did what they want OR what I want first it was that my research was too "engineering" and not theoretical enough. i was one of the only people in my year to publish in my first year and consistently had more pubs than anyone in the department, but hey, yeah, whatever pal  then when i worked on the stuff they wanted me too (which was a series of grants my advisor had) they said there was too disparate, they wanted 3 papers on a narrow topic rather than a thesis by publication. (which is a neat trick with zero budget and no time because your adviser runs you ragged) i could rant for a long time, but at the end of the day they were smug fucks that seemed to not quite grasp that someone with a master's in computer science has a very different set of options in english lit, and the "what are you going to do? quit?  " approach that brings philosophy majors to heel doesn't work well when you've handed someone a free STEM master's and paid for them to fly around the world talking about how to touch computers real goodGeneral Dog posted:It turns into a child, who will in turn be used and degraded by the authority figures surrounding him for his entire life. wrong, i am a special boy and no one tells me what to do
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There was an old news story I saw years ago about some guy who donated a bunch of sperm in college and it was discovered that the clinic used so much of his material that there was potentially an large number of his similarly-aged offspring all in one geographic location. Someone interviewed about the case claimed that for a period of time they had been dating and engaged to their own half-sister without knowing about it until they'd gotten a blood test or something and they both learned they were children of artificial insemination.
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Caganer posted:the "what are you going to do? quit?
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Caganer posted:they actually hit me from both ends - pissy when i did what they want OR what I want Oh yeah computer science was such a loving joke after the 90s. They p much started gearing universities to streamline jobs directly into military recruitment. There were literally no applied science jobs in the free market. So you spend an extra 2 years in school and still make 40k a year for some super boring job or make more money if you want to write software that kills people.
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Oh yeah computer science was such a loving joke after the 90s. They p much started gearing universities to streamline jobs directly into military recruitment. There were literally no applied science jobs in the free market. So you spend an extra 2 years in school and still make 40k a year for some super boring job or make more money if you want to write software that kills people. i actually did the phd because the only people making offers out of undergrad were the nsa since if you didn't go to cmu or stanford google et al can't give a poo poo. this was pre snowden, i am proud i thought they were dicks before it was cool. the plan was to be a prof or research scientist, but researching dank memes and selling them is fun too  mind the walrus posted:It shouldn't even work well for Philosophy majors because anyone with half a brain who got one of those knows how to transfer the soft skills they've learned to literally anything. that only works if your philosophy degree is from a fancy school or have family connections in publishing or finance something. otherwise you're starting out for 45 as a claims adjuster in an insurance gig like everyone else. or you can... hehehehe... go to law school *chuckles* Caganer fucked around with this message at 04:26 on Apr 6, 2018 |
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Caganer posted:i actually did the phd because the only people making offers out of undergrad were the nsa since if you didn't go to cmu or stanford google et al can't give a poo poo. this was pre snowden, i am proud i thought they were dicks before it was cool. What was your dissertation gonna be on?
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i have some socks they can have lol
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numberoneposter posted:i have some socks they can have lol M-mom?
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:What was your dissertation gonna be on? Not going to get that specific 
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Caganer posted:Not going to get that specific Psshhhh well alright then genius guy jeez.
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Psshhhh well alright then genius guy jeez. I dropped out that means I’m a mere master of science
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they test all sperm donated, but letting it fertilize a hamster egg seriously, they have a way to destroy the outer chemical layer of the egg that is supposed to stop the wrong species sperm from getting in then they let the human sperm fertilize it. problems with the human sperm will show up here. of course, the fertilized egg has the completely wrong number of chromosomes which don't match and after like a whole bunch of cell divisions the entire thing is a biochemical disaster and dies out of severe chaotic dna mislinks and what not but anyway, that's what happens human hamster zygotes which self abort, for all sperm donated. look it up!
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Maldoror posted:they test all sperm donated, but letting it fertilize a hamster egg cool. i could still be a father, albeit briefly
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Caganer posted:I dropped out that means I’m a mere master of science Well how is it even possible to get a PhD in computer science when everything is running a neon kernel and running basic processes?
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It is a cruel god indeed that denies me the chance to eat my hamster hybrid offspring
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Maldoror posted:they test all sperm donated, but letting it fertilize a hamster egg I kind of look like a hamster so we might end up with a Jurassic Park type situation
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Maldoror posted:
I looked in an old medical text book and it checks out. 
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Caganer posted:I dropped out that means I’m a mere master of science Caganer: yo I want to get a PhD in computer science not necromancy University: gently caress you idiot
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I work at the sperm factory and I can tell you first hand I drink that poo poo down as soon as its behind closed doors.
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dr.acula posted:I work at the sperm factory and I can tell you first hand I drink that poo poo down as soon as its behind closed doors. when temp agencies place you with factory jobs they always conveniently forget to mention the cum
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dr.acula posted:I work at the sperm factory and I can tell you first hand I drink that poo poo down as soon as its behind closed doors.
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how similar are jobs at the sperm factory compared to jobs at the dick-sucking factory? thinking of making a career move
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Caganer posted:touch computers real good Perminator rereg spotted.
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Well, your file says GOON in big bold red text on your doner profile, so it’s unlikely anyone would chose to use your sperm. Though if you are lucky, your sperm will get accidentally mixed in with the sperm of a real thoroughbred man and you’ll have a chance to pass your inferior genetics on.
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It gets dehydrated and added to several popular brands of protein powder.
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Caganer posted:i am an extremely intelligent man (many degrees and have seen every episode of rick & morty). i don't want to *raise* kids but i also wouldn't mind my genetic material replicating, and donating sperm seems like a great way to have that luxurious DINK lifestyle while spreading myself throughout the galaxy I too have a few degrees but I don't match the minimum physical requirements to donate sperm. I don't think they want any 5'-6" brown man genes mucking up their selections.
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why are there so many pointing avatars now
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how much cum do they hold at any one time? Do they ever take in too much and put it on clearance? Do they have to get flood insurance in case they have a total cum spill accident?
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They practice a strict "you break it, you buy it" policy. Direct replacement may be allowed too.
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Salty Josh posted:I don't think they want any 5'-6" brown man genes mucking up their selections.
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Turns out the salvation army only wants donations in cash and old clothes. It's unbelievable how difficult it is for a generous man to find a warm place to jack off.
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Apr 6, 2018 20:47
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Hey you could always set up your own sperm bank in your butt
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Colonel Cancer posted:Hey you could always set up your own sperm bank in your butt loopback.jpg
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Like hell I'm donating it. I worked hard for all this
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As a handsome genius, I should donate some sperm. But then what if I end up in a duel with my offspring, unknown to either of us, as we vie for the same lover? Or what if he takes control of my company through underhanded tactics and I hire an assassin to revenge kill this man, who I did not know was my son?? Too many risks.
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hello i am sexy man with genius IQ and large genital where can go for squirt seed into cup for free baby
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When *you* donate sperm? Never
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