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Nerses IV posted:I don't understand why people just can't stop smoking weed Especially since it makes them ineligible for lots of things such as firearms ownership, security clearance, etc.
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mercenarynuker posted:What is your general playstyle, OP? Do you have a preferred color deck? I have a buddy who had a truly heinous elf deck which was annoying as all get out to play against, especially if he managed to get the healing one out. On the other hand, I have a special penchant for Blue, specifically what I like to call my Counter Everything deck, where I just counterspell and unsummon things left and right. But I find it lacks a true offensive threat, beyond maybe stealing an opponent's creature via Mind Control. How would you go about sprucing up the deck'd offensive capabilities without losing sight of its initial core strategy? I have a similar deck, and Guile is my win con 
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Tonetta posted:back in 2014 I was a suspected heavy drug trafficker, but what really happened is I sold my Magic: The Gathering™ cards. So I get pulled over and ripped from my vehicle, & when searched they found a whole gram of the marijuanas on my person. They could have written me a $50 ticket for it, but decided to arrest me instead & I bailed out immediately. Court assigned me probation with like 300 hours community service to be completed a year later, which I did.
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:I had absolutely no intention to conflate these two things together and I apologise if that how I came across. The right has been trying to muddy these waters, much like their subversive campaign trying to tie in pedophiles to the LGBTQ scene through images such as  on brand new "lgbtp" social media accounts.Frankenstyle posted:That's a pretty glaring omission. You didn't even touch the Tetherball question. I never made it past the holding tank Methanar posted:How are transgenders perceived by genpop? depends on if you pass or not, really if you pass, nobody seems to care until they try to gently caress you. Nerses IV posted:I don't understand why people just can't stop smoking weed I don't understand why americans just can't stop eating mcdonalds Swedish Butt-Whistle posted:what's it like being a hardened criminal, did you get any knuckle tats, also what gang did you sign up for release form gang represent Over There posted:The question you should be asking is why do people drive with it. not everybody has a dealer within walking distance mercenarynuker posted:What is your general playstyle, OP? Do you have a preferred color deck? I have a buddy who had a truly heinous elf deck which was annoying as all get out to play against, especially if he managed to get the healing one out. On the other hand, I have a special penchant for Blue, specifically what I like to call my Counter Everything deck, where I just counterspell and unsummon things left and right. But I find it lacks a true offensive threat, beyond maybe stealing an opponent's creature via Mind Control. How would you go about sprucing up the deck'd offensive capabilities without losing sight of its initial core strategy? I mostly stuck to g/u tempo decks, although the deck I had the most success with was a r/b/w aggro deck that netted me a few 10k top 8's and a win. I hadn't touched the game in several years though
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Tonetta posted:
Jesus. I hear the clink is extra tough on Amphibians.
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McDonalds is cheap, quick, easy, offers a consistent experience anywhere in the country, and you don't get arrested for having a gram of it in your car
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Is it true that on your first day you have to kill someone or become someone's bitch, and if so did you do one or both of these things
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did you have to take a BIG STINKY poo poo in front of everyone, in the toilet in the cell ?? sorry if this was assked already.
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Tonetta posted:Before anybody asks, I was innocent being a corrections officer is all high school would offer eh?
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Nerses IV posted:McDonalds is cheap, quick, easy, offers a consistent experience anywhere in the country, and you don't get arrested for having a gram of it in your car On the other hand, if you smoke a bunch of weed you don't have to wipe your rear end with a rag on a stick.
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Frankenstyle posted:On the other hand, if you smoke a bunch of weed you don't have to wipe your rear end with a rag on a stick. If there's one thing smoking weed promotes, it's healthy diet choices
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Nerses IV posted:If there's one thing smoking weed promotes, it's healthy diet choices States that have legalized weed have universally observed significantly decreased dui's and traffic-related deaths as a result, but yeah keep sucking the propaganda straight from sessions' rear end
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Dog Jones posted:did you have to take a BIG STINKY poo poo in front of everyone, in the toilet in the cell ?? sorry if this was assked already.
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Frankenstyle posted:Did you guys make any toilet wine, or like shanks from bone fragments? Do they really use juice from canned peaches as lube in the big house? Did you join a Neo Nazi gang for protection? How do they play tetherball without rope?
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Tonetta posted:back in 2014 I was a suspected heavy drug trafficker, but what really happened is I sold my Magic: The Gathering™ cards. So I get pulled over and ripped from my vehicle, & when searched they found a whole gram of the marijuanas on my person. They could have written me a $50 ticket for it, but decided to arrest me instead & I bailed out immediately. Court assigned me probation with like 300 hours community service to be completed a year later, which I did. My buddy got busted for DUI and they put him into the system wrong, spelling his last name of "fields" incorrectly as "fileds". He decided he was going to roll with it because he could then go back to using his real name that didn't have the conviction on it. He messed up though because he got sentenced to go to DUI classes and even though he went, he signed in his real name instead of the incorrect one. They came and picked him up on a warrant sweep and took him to jail for the weekend until it all got sorted out. Now he has an alias AKA fileds. We laugh at him.
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If u went to jail u deserved, all criminal scum should b locked up!!!
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i was wondering how transitioning with a criminal record might work out. apparently it doesn't because government employees are only ever plucked from the bottom of the bucket and you randomly get warrants for arrest.
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unpleasantly turgid posted:i was wondering how transitioning with a criminal record might work out. apparently it doesn't because government employees are only ever plucked from the bottom of the bucket and you randomly get warrants for arrest. The only government entity that functions even close to adequately is the IRS because it's all about getting that money.
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Did you have time to find a protector in jail?
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Tonetta posted:back in 2014 I was a suspected heavy drug trafficker, but what really happened is I sold my Magic: The Gathering™ cards. lol
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I kicked a massage chair out of boredom a few times and hurt my foot so I am now in my own kind of foot jail
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Aesop Poprock posted:I kicked a massage chair out of boredom a few times and hurt my foot so I am now in my own kind of foot jail That's how to do it though. When I walk into a room I pick a fight with the toughest looking chair I see, that way the other furniture won't gently caress with you.
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Apr 11, 2018 19:54
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did you learn how to hide dicks into your rear end
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Yeah heres a question for you. Did you get raped in jail? Haha, dick raped your rear end in jail, maybe? fag? lmfao. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Dog Jones posted:Yeah heres a question for you. Did you get raped in jail? Haha, dick raped your rear end in jail, maybe? fag? lmfao.
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Tonetta posted:the drug trafficking charge didn't even make it back to the PD because of how absurd it was to even think some nerd went into a nerd store to dump several kilo's of narcotics If you didn't get in trouble for the charge of trafficking, why did you have a warrant?
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Swedish Butt-Whistle posted:did you learn how to hide dicks into your rear end Don't be silly you can't complete the forum registration process without this skill.
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 at genesplicer probating a trans person for transphobia because he's senile
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:
3 days lmao, cat jail longer than real jail.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:
Genesplicer what the hell
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:
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i approve of this unfair decision. thank you, genesplicer.
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Also the OP used to pretend to be black/mixed-race and now it turns out they're just white. We can't really believe anything they say. All we can do is go off their words, which are bad (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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This just goes to show that the OP was a drug dealer after all.
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Phone posting here, can anyone tell me what does the rap sheet says?
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When you're done standing around in a bathroom sized cat jail with 4 other people that genesplicer probed because he's a loving idiot I'd love to hear how you managed to become a major drug trafficking suspect by selling magic cards. Did they catch you hauling an overstuffed duffel bag into the back of the nerd store and figure poo poo was going down or was it more complex than that?
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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:Genesplicer did the right thing imo yeah but you're a hateful sack of poo poo and one of the worst posters on these dead gay forums
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:Phone posting here, can anyone tell me what does the rap sheet says? Improper lane change.
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