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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

https://twitter.com/squawkfox/status/982663242307731457

i just



what

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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

how many cowry shells can i exchange for a bitcoin

how many golds can i exchange for frequent flier miles

i have so many questions

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



Bitcoins moneyness is 22 whereas the US $ has a moneyness of only 13. What's not to get??

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

mo money mo problems

Metal Cat
Dec 25, 2017
So what I'm getting from this is that the Republic of Cowry has a mighty currency, unlike the argentinian peso or the failing US dollar

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moneyness

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

one time i accidentally poked a hole in a bit coin and all the moneyness drained out

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


that's not a real word

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

https://twitter.com/squawkfox/status/982737750767144965

can someone explain to me what the hell this graph is also

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Yinlock posted:

https://twitter.com/squawkfox/status/982737750767144965

can someone explain to me what the hell this graph is also

It's made up bullshit to separate rubes from their money, it's all so fake it defies explanation

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Mayor Dave posted:

It's made up bullshit to separate rubes from their money, it's all so fake it defies explanation

uh if it's fake then why would it have all those arrows???

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Yinlock posted:

uh if it's fake then why would it have all those arrows???

Ur right, I need to reexamine it to make sure my investment strategy includes enough bitcoin

FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe
:iiapa:

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

idk op all i see is a picture of dung stuck to the inside of a toilet bowl

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


Mariana Horchata posted:

idk op all i see is a picture of dung stuck to the inside of a toilet bowl

how many starbucks cards is poo worth

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

lol looks like they fixed that second graph so they wouldn't have to keep explaining how cowry shells have more moneyness than actual money

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
anybody know a place that accepts cowry shells as payment?

K9
May 6, 2007

Darkman Fanpage posted:

anybody know a place that accepts cowry shells as payment?

i am a cowry shell hitman and will murder anyone you choose, the price is USD 1 million, payable in cowry shells. i can collect the cowry shells

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Yinlock posted:

how many starbucks cards is poo worth

☕🚽💱

bearbaiter
May 30, 2011
cowry shells contain delicious snails, morsels of the sea. how many crustaceans can be housed within a usd, or a gold? checkmate, moneyailures

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

Smug Mug
Jul 21, 2011

Yinlock posted:

https://twitter.com/squawkfox/status/982737750767144965

can someone explain to me what the hell this graph is also

looks like a crowd of people paying to learn what a simple moving average and RSI are

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment I'm alive, I pray for death!
I'll tell you what that chart is: good for bitcoin.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



what the hell is a cowry shell

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



the dumb chart with all the arrows is claiming that

top part: when the current price crosses above the moving average thats good

middle part: when the "moving average divergence" switches from negative to positive thats good

bottom part: when the "relative strength index" apparently does anything at all thats good. usually people only say its good when it was the bottom interval and becomes above it

its all total bullshit pseudoscience and mostly makes money by being able to create a lot of confusing diagrams that convince people to pay you money to read them for you

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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

K9 posted:

i am a cowry shell hitman and will murder anyone you choose, the price is USD 1 million, payable in cowry shells. i can collect the cowry shells

i am taking out a hit on my forums enemies, i am prepared to pay your cowry shell fee in frequent flier miles

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