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actually 2nd one this week. the first one was pretty cool where this guy performs live music with live coding but this one was about a cloud migration service, and holy poo poo, i had no clue what was going on and sounds very complicated. i think i went to try to network but i didn’t much info from people. everyone kept asking me for my card and was weirded out that i didn’t have one. what are a bunch of tech gurus doing handing out paper cards anyway?
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gj spending your free time to listen to an advertisement. hopefully they at least had tshirts and lovely pizza
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LP0 ON FIRE posted:actually 2nd one this week. the first one was pretty cool where this guy performs live music with live coding seems like the business card industry is ripe for disruption
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give out those little cdroms with your contact info in a multimedia presentation on them, op
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pram posted:gj spending your free time to listen to an advertisement. hopefully they at least had tshirts and lovely pizza last time that happened it was invision and the host company had a keg, tbh if theres no beer that better be good pizza The Management posted:give out those little cdroms with your contact info in a multimedia presentation on them, op gently caress yeah this was my first portfolio and a great way to troll mac owners with slot loader crdrom drives
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i have so many free shirts from meetups i have one that says 'get your DaaS in gear' in giant letters 
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the tech meetups seem to be the most popular meetups on meetup.com with like 70 peeps going to them. went to a few tech ones and they were just “ok”. all the other meetups are people in their 50s lol. loving olds! go use facebook or something so i can do fun activities with the sexual hotties my own age
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pram posted:gj spending your free time to listen to an advertisement. hopefully they at least had tshirts and lovely pizza lol i brought back an entire dominos pizza obstipator posted:sexual hotties
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Apr 13, 2018 03:19
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paper cards are really easy to deal with just take a card out of your pocket and hand it to someone, who puts it in their pocket later on when they get home, they put it in
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here’s a ProTip for your business cards op step 1: add your bitcoin address and QR code step 2: hand them out at all the tech events step 3: ??? step 4: profit 😎 
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lol
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oh my god. it even has a qr code
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i hope the card printer replaced the qr code with his address
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OldAlias posted:here’s a ProTip for your business cards op added shelton charles to nohire.doc
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 so is it worth the monies to 'pwn' some nerds with NFC business cards that launch malicious links or just auto download porn apps?https://www.moo.com/us/products/nfc/business-cards-plus.html
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good thinking imo. it reminds me of that giant QR code on land in China that led to malware when scanned from planes. depends how good you are with cons and conflict... maybe get someone else to hand them out unless you can slip it in with a bunch of others e. good opportunity to goatse an event OldAlias fucked around with this message at 09:11 on Apr 13, 2018 |
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on my intranet homepage, Talks: "Non-monogamy for Non-majors" by Multiamory Podcast Apr 12, 2018 Where: Okanogan River Multiamory is a weekly podcast offering new ideas and advice about multiple forms of love: everything from conscious monogamy to polyamory and radical relationship anarchy. In this talk the cast will explore everything you need to know about non-traditional relationships as they function in the real world -- and how we can all make the real world a safer place for all relationship styles.
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Jeesis posted:
very cool
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Your picture files have been encrypted! Send a job offer to the email address or the business and to decrypt them.
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I made that last post on my phone while waking up this morning and autocorrect was NOT kind to me.
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Jeesis posted:
lol yes it is. that is some hilariously poor thought out functionality
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Fuzzy Mammal posted:radical relationship anarchy
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OldAlias posted:here’s a ProTip for your business cards op i'm the "it!" widow at the end that they couldn't be bothered to fit into the above line
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the business card scene in american psycho , but with him losing it over perfect qr code placement and the terminal-friendly font on the bitcoin address
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All the artistry of live coding is gone. People just record git commits and play them back in front of an audience. its more about the drugs than the code it feels.
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polyester concept posted:i'm the "it!" widow at the end that they couldn't be bothered to fit into the above line no wait im the bit of white at the bottom of the qr code because i didnt mask it properly
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power botton posted:All the artistry of live coding is gone. People just record git commits and play them back in front of an audience. its more about the drugs than the code it feels.
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power botton posted:All the artistry of live coding is gone. People just record git commits and play them back in front of an audience. its more about the drugs than the code it feels. lol
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pram posted:lol
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when I was a child my dad took me to an Atari user group
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Silver Alicorn posted:when I was a child my dad took me to an Atari user group the rest, is history
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power botton posted:All the artistry of live coding is gone. People just record git commits and play them back in front of an audience. its more about the drugs than the code it feels. Some coders are still coding live. I only watch obscure Steel Bank Common LISP developers these days, so much more pristine than watching some kid waffle about with Visual Studio like he's fuckin' DJ Keoki or something
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LP0 ON FIRE posted:what are a bunch of tech gurus doing handing out paper cards anyway? if they’re handing out cards perhaps they aren’t the thought leaders they claim to be
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LP0 ON FIRE posted:what are a bunch of tech gurus doing handing out paper cards anyway? you’re supposed to say “how cute, you have a little card that says ‘CTO’ and everything!”
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LP0 ON FIRE posted:lol i brought back an entire dominos pizza why the gently caress would you do that to yourself like you must be taking Stymie’s gimmick to heart or some poo poo 
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Tom Collins posted:Some coders are still coding live. I only watch obscure Steel Bank Common LISP developers these days, so much more pristine than watching some kid waffle about with Visual Studio like he's fuckin' DJ Keoki or something The layers of abstraction run so deep these days that nothing makes any sense anymore anyway.
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Jeesis posted:
make it put up a screen claiming to be a cryptolocker if they transfer some cryptocurrency to the address on the screen, it should transition to an ad for your security services, and also tell them to call you to stop the press release about how they’ve been pwned also just make it dismiss entirely by closing the window
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power botton posted:All the artistry of live coding is gone. People just record git commits and play them back in front of an audience. its more about the drugs than the code it feels. you haven’t lived if you haven’t pulled off a flawless all-code demo in front of a thousand people
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Tom Collins posted:Some coders are still coding live. I only watch obscure Steel Bank Common LISP developers these days, so much more pristine than watching some kid waffle about with Visual Studio like he's fuckin' DJ Keoki or something
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i went to the NYC Mesh meet up like a year ago and they had a bunch of cool stuff they were working on to get everyone free wifi, and they had A Lot Of Things To Say about LinkNYC. I stopped going after I had to travel a bunch for work, and was really annoyed that they didn't bother to fill out the form which would let them get matching funds from my employer for volunteering. They were always saying "yeah we need a couple of grand to get another high-bandwidth node up" and ignored me when I told them that they could get like $1k from when I spent a bunch of time doing RF coverage simulation work.
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