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bird.

i want to have a sincere and honest discussion about birds, because i like them

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bird.

i really can't get over the lyrebird

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjE0Kdfos4Y

so cool

Farecoal

There he go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSh9Shgwc5o

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Htckxql7GRA

rump buttman

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili



Byrd was a bad man and I’m OK with Omar lying to put Byrd in for murder. I have moral conflicts with the consequence of Omar barring false witness. I have moral conflicts about a Byrd going free. overall, I think justice was served, even if it was a deal with the devil.

bird.


very good

FluffieDuckie

BrownianMotion posted:

i really can't get over the lyrebird

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjE0Kdfos4Y

so cool

I love this dude


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

im_sorry

(9999)
Birds are neat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6AgUq2qi4Y

DavidAlltheTime

All David...all the TIME!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kERKQpebXGk

Farecoal

There he go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0g0R3Zjdfw8

Manifisto


I believe I have already posted this in byob at some point but it can always stand to be reposted because it rules

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRsfOGJ5lZg


ty nesamdoom!

HUSKY DILF

aggressively chill
birds are overrated think they are so special just because they can fly but then they get sucked in the engine of a jet plane lmao at birds thatll show em

Farecoal

There he go

HUSKY DILF posted:

birds are overrated think they are so special just because they can fly but then they get sucked in the engine of a jet plane lmao at birds thatll show em

:(

Farecoal

There he go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBFuzr_GnqQ

Martin BadClixx

dada stijl

:cumpolice:
i always thought it is spelled 'birb'???


Lastgirl posted:

this is the kind of egregious poo poo that emerged from the sexual revolution of the 1970s, hatched by devious bra-burners to enforce dada dog onto the unsuspecting populace, has our moral guidance really fallen so low in our great country? Equal Rights for All? What's next, Medicare for All?
Martin BadClixx

dada stijl

:cumpolice:

also this owns


Lastgirl posted:

this is the kind of egregious poo poo that emerged from the sexual revolution of the 1970s, hatched by devious bra-burners to enforce dada dog onto the unsuspecting populace, has our moral guidance really fallen so low in our great country? Equal Rights for All? What's next, Medicare for All?
FutonForensic

improved my game by watching birds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFwgCh1hh4U


im_sorry

(9999)

HUSKY DILF posted:

birds are overrated think they are so special just because they can fly but then they get sucked in the engine of a jet plane lmao at birds thatll show em

I dare you to say that to my lesser sulfur crested cockatoo to his face. He'll bite the poo poo out of you.

Plant MONSTER.



I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

im_sorry posted:

I dare you to say that to my lesser sulfur crested cockatoo to his face. He'll bite the poo poo out of you.

And my budgie will do that thing where he goes "CHEEecHeEeECHEEEECHEEE!" loud at you before being sucked into a turbine bless him

Manifisto


im_sorry posted:

I dare you to say that to my lesser sulfur crested cockatoo to his face. He'll bite the poo poo out of you.

wow, do you really own a too? that seems really cool in a way, and in another way . . . well, intense


ty nesamdoom!

im_sorry

(9999)

Manifisto posted:

wow, do you really own a too? that seems really cool in a way, and in another way . . . well, intense

Yeah.. we fostered him for a while, but we eventually adopted him. He's an rear end in a top hat, but we love him anyways. :) We've had him for almost ten years.

im_sorry fucked around with this message at 00:23 on Apr 18, 2018

Manifisto


im_sorry posted:

Yeah.. we fostered him for a while, but we eventually adopted him. He's an rear end in a top hat, but we love him anyways. :) We've had him for almost ten years.

oh yeah, they seem super lovable, when they're not loud, bitey, and/or hormonal

good for you for giving birb a long term loving home!

in other bird news, there's a conure in a petco that I stop by and see when I'm in the neighborhood (maybe once a week) . . . he/she's behind plexiglas so we can't touch or anything, but he knows me by this point

today he did a new thing, he actually started regurgitating, which is sort of cute but also a little sad. (for those who might not know, this is a display of affection/romance, a shorter and ickier version of what FutonForensic posted). it's springtime, his hormones must be kicking in, and he doesn't have much companionship or attention (there was a conure next to him but I guess it got sold). getting a bird is not in the cards for me right now, but man I feel bad for him.

BoldFrankensteinMir


I saw a raven picking apart a dead bunny the other day and was impressed how clean it was. That little curved beak butchers meat quite neatly.

alnilam

the other day there was clear evidence that a a dove got hawk'd in my backyard, which is cool, but alsp reminds me to be vigilant about my hens when they're out of the run

alnilam

I mean it's cool for the hawk, bummer for the dove

world's a twisted place ~

alnilam

oh also today i watched one of my hens eat a whole robins egg off the ground. my yard is apparently thunderdome

alnilam

in less brutal news the mourninf dove nesting in a hanging basket now has babbies :3:

bird.

omg your yard sounds likea dream :love:

Plant MONSTER.



I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop
I went to have a sit on a log for myself and I scared away two mourning doves who were hanging out and they went in a tree and I made mourning dove sounds but they still left.

What did I do wrong?

Plant MONSTER.



I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop
Oooo-OOOOOOOoOoOorrrrrrr.... Oooh-Oooh-Ooh

alnilam

Plant MONSTER. posted:

Oooo-OOOOOOOoOoOorrrrrrr.... Oooh-Oooh-Ooh

seems pretty convincing to me!

DavidAlltheTime

All David...all the TIME!
This morning there were a mating pair of yellow-throated warblers in the mock orange outside the window, dancing around in the shrub and having a look at me drink my coffee. They were pretty chill and bouncy.

Plant MONSTER.



I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop
I'm sure if everyone reading this went outside and walked around we can find one of every bird on the planet. Collectively

Farecoal

There he go

alnilam posted:

in less brutal news the mourninf dove nesting in a hanging basket now has babbies :3:


Rushi

by Smythe
i saw some people bird watching recently and i was like

'woah thats cool as heck'

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rump buttman posted:

Byrd was a bad man and I’m OK with Omar lying to put Byrd in for murder. I have moral conflicts with the consequence of Omar barring false witness. I have moral conflicts about a Byrd going free. overall, I think justice was served, even if it was a deal with the devil.

Lol

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alnilam

rump buttman posted:

Byrd was a bad man and I’m OK with Omar lying to put Byrd in for murder. I have moral conflicts with the consequence of Omar barring false witness. I have moral conflicts about a Byrd going free. overall, I think justice was served, even if it was a deal with the devil.

lol

alnilam

Thanks i somehow overlooked that good post

Plant MONSTER.



I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop
Pretend that if birds had scrotums

Waterbed Wendy
please watch this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rB1eltkOhM

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Farecoal

There he go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVY0qNe3BUE

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