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Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

Capri Sun Tzu posted:

Whoops wrong sub

/u/blind_dom69420

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Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

pap smear posted:

Bugmen aren't real, but fan ads are.

Hail the great harlequin of the cosmos 999

Standard porn model, fully nude except a red ribbon in one pigtail and a blue ribbon in the other

"Omg most accurate Harley cosplay ever"

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Did anyone post about militant atheism or childfree being cult-like? Or, hell, even the reddit echo chamber as a whole?

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

Bonzo posted:

EDIT: imgur was created by a Redditor as a way to host images for Reddit posts.

Specifically because of image shack's restrictions and attempts to create a social media community, no less

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
As a former computer toucher, I say it's funny and as fitting a stereotypes can be :colbert:

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
lololol the old sa switcharoo

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

SciFiDownBeat posted:

SA good because everyone's just tryna make jokes

Reddit bad because everyone's just tryna get upvotes

The one time I wish I had mod points, you NEED that +5 Insightful

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
*types a thoughtful and funny response*

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
GBS > reddit: I had to see it so now you have to too

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
(I've been wanting to suck them for a while now)

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

gbs but from 2004 posted:

Cool now here’s 100 identical threads about some games YouTuber dying

You may think this is an exaggeration, but here's a screenshot I meant to post last night. Straight up top links for all reddits, no editing or searches involved

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Serious question, were there people this obsessed with books or plays a few hundred years ago? I'm sure it happened but can't think of any specific stories

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
White boomers and their cooking are why so many kids hate vegetables


Oh, how do I prepare this?... Hm, better peel the skin then boil it to mush

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
But how else should I read stories as unique as "what if humans are an alien specis' secret weapon, bred to be the best at war"

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Oh wow, apparently all that bitching is over letting a player choose a female character in a ww2 game?

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
\ <- you dropped this

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
It's my dream to see that subreddit used as evidence in a criminal prosecution

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
My money's on then being cameras from fatal frame and his favorite anime characters

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
you actually carry 4 spare magazines?



Well, yes and no... just like I don't carry all the knives, watches or other things listed. They are part of my daily selection (hence the word selection in the title). I typically carry both full spare mag holsters in my locked steel briefcase that is always with me or (in certain situations) 1 of the 2 mag holsters if they can be adequately concealed by whatever coat I wear that day. No coat or adequate concealment = locked briefcase carry until I am at home or work. However, I can be in, locked and loaded in much less time than you'd think. That being after years of methodical practice under pressure. This fits best with my lifestyle and state laws.



What kind of pressure?



Different types, in my wife's business, I have had several instances where I have had to lock and load quickly do to a possible threat. Thankfully, I have never had to use it.

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
A place selling (presumably pricy) pizza and wine in a lovely location? Sounds like they should open a fish and chips sister restaurant named Gentrifryers

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
No, you're all misunderstanding. The shower stall serves as a free gun safe since nobody ever goes in there

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
What if digg, but digger

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
E: never mind, I fixed that specific thing you were looking for. Time to disappear forever

| relevant xkcd
|| lolol
||| rofl
||| lololol
|||| lololol
|||| [comment chain continues]
| different xkcd comic link
| perfect
|| yeah if you're a damned sjw

Sentient Data fucked around with this message at 18:09 on Jul 13, 2018

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Peep this heckin pupper nommin heckin treets

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
It's Liberal, not liberal

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
https://www.reddit.com/r/inthesoulstone/comments/8z5yh0

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Potatoes are only made for 3 things: mockery, head pets, and the sinister overthrowing of governments. That and weapons taller than they are, of course

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

reddit.txt posted:

and also I guess you're a racist

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
It's about how dem socs will perform The Snap during the upcoming election to vote out a full half of the incumbents to get their guys (and gals) in

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
The M ball means it's guaranteed to successfully catch the victim no matter how much it would normally refuse, right? That's pretty dark

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
I thought the comments would be bad, but holy hell they're all puns and concern about the floor or recipe rather than the human that obviously needs help

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

Morphix posted:

Top 3 Things Reddit Loves

1) Rape News Stories
2) Sassy Black Twitter
3)

3) white people posting in broken ebonics, but it doesn't count as blackface because no literal paint is involved

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalHumor/comments/9abr2x

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
"Wife let me" instead of "wife and I decided" sounds so gross

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Talk about damning with faint praise

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
You got it all wrong. A picture of one half goes in one, a picture of the other half goes in another, and a screenshot of both pages open goes in the third. Maybe make up a sob story about long lost siblings finding each half and thus each other in a fourth

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

Reince Penis posted:

Eminem isn't even the best white rapper, and that's not a very deep pool.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8E3jdHjTL5A

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

MarcusSA posted:

Yeah I will just google /r whatever whatever F2P game I'm looking at

Reddit is pretty ok for more F2P games but as I've said before gently caress their reliance on mega threads for poo poo.

Nearly dead subreddit for niche topic:

DAILY MEGATHREAD - 9/5/18 [Official]

(All previous threads deleted)

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
And then with his last breath, Tom uttered "I have been... and always shall be... your friend."

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Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

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