Tornado Destruction! PICS!

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Putty: Mar 21, 2013; HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Four twenty blazer ERIC DANGER tokes a forest fire, putting it out instantly and getting high.

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Space Jam: Jul 22, 2008

is carlos danger your brother op? also you can blow me

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Eric Danger: Jan 15, 2017; Evangelist of Atheism

Some mod please lock this thread so idiots will stop making GBS threads on it just because I thought they might be interested in seeing some destruction.

# ? Apr 21, 2018 02:07

Putty: Mar 21, 2013; HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Professional forums user ERIC DANGER is the only one with the power to lock his own threads.

# ? Apr 21, 2018 02:09

Mnoba: Jun 24, 2010

Putty posted:

Professional forums user ERIC DANGER is the only one with the power to lock his own threads.

lmao

# ? Apr 21, 2018 02:09

free hubcaps: Oct 12, 2009

Eric Danger posted:

Some mod please lock this thread so idiots will stop making GBS threads on it just because I thought they might be interested in seeing some destruction.

you�re gonna have to pm an admin to get the thread locked, that�s pretty heavy duty stuff and beyond the purview of the mods

# ? Apr 21, 2018 02:13

Putty: Mar 21, 2013; HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Golden god ERIC DANGER is the only human who can sunbathe on the sun itself!!!!

...

...Oh my god.

# ? Apr 21, 2018 02:24

Putty: Mar 21, 2013; HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

The man previously known as ERIC DANGER is dead!!!!!!!!!!

# ? Apr 21, 2018 02:24

MY INEVITABLE DEBT: Apr 21, 2011; I am lonely and spend most of my time on 4Chan talking about the superiority of BBC porn.

am i too late to say that op is a bitch ?

# ? Apr 21, 2018 02:26

Papa Emeritus III: Jul 7, 2017; [A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

_{_{Deal with it.}}

Eric Danger posted:

Some mod please lock this thread so idiots will stop making GBS threads on it just because I thought they might be interested in seeing some destruction.

DANGER DANGER DANGER

# ? Apr 21, 2018 02:30

Putty: Mar 21, 2013; HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Humble man putty misses ERIC DANGER, taken too soon

# ? Apr 21, 2018 02:32

FistEnergy: Nov 3, 2000; DAY CREW: WORKING HARD; Fun Shoe

Eric Danger posted:

I don't understand these posts calling me "rear end in a top hat" and "dumb gently caress".

hey its the somethingawful motto from 2002

nice

# ? Apr 21, 2018 02:32

FistEnergy: Nov 3, 2000; DAY CREW: WORKING HARD; Fun Shoe

Eric Danger posted:

Some mod please lock this thread so idiots will stop making GBS threads on it

and theres 2006 :waycool:

# ? Apr 21, 2018 02:33

Baxter: Sep 13, 2000

# ? Apr 21, 2018 02:39

Papa Emeritus III: Jul 7, 2017; [A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

_{_{Deal with it.}}

Mnoba posted:

fyad is where all tornado threads go is why they are giving you a hard time, close this and recreate there it's no biggie you are new

Do this. Its cool. Everyone makes pisstakes

# ? Apr 21, 2018 02:41

Pimpcasso: Mar 13, 2002; VOLS BITCH

I'm the 45 year old goober wearing steam punk glasses as my profile pick

# ? Apr 21, 2018 02:48

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

This dude has like 19 friends and a grand total of five public posts. :raise:

OP why are you trying to tie our forum names to our Facebook accounts with baitlinking like this

# ? Apr 21, 2018 02:59

extra stout: Feb 24, 2005; ISILDUR's ERR

Eric Danger posted:

Some mod please lock this thread so idiots will stop making GBS threads on it just because I thought they might be interested in seeing some destruction.

Don't let it get to you, it seems like you provide interesting threads and it'll catch on if you just stick with it

# ? Apr 21, 2018 03:02

Papa Emeritus III: Jul 7, 2017; [A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

_{_{Deal with it.}}

extra stout posted:

Don't let it get to you, it seems like you provide interesting threads and it'll catch on if you just stick with it

This is true. I was in a tornado last sunday. I mean, it was an F0 and nothing happened but it was in a grocery store parking lot in Coventry, OH. A single sedan flipped over. That was it.

I was busy fiddlefarting with my phone and then I heard a tornado siren. I looked around, shrugged, then went to a bar. The bartender told me about the tornado nearby that I seemingly missed while looking at GBS(I'm assuming that's what I was doing, since I do little else on my phone). I said "oh... really?" and then got drunk.

Welp! That's my tornado story. I have tons of Hurricane ones if you want that instead.

# ? Apr 21, 2018 03:09

Julius CSAR: Oct 3, 2007; by sebmojo

Also OP, I'm from Kansas so no F3 tornado in fuckin Florida is ever gonna impress me

# ? Apr 21, 2018 03:17

weg: Jun 6, 2006; Reassisted Retrogression

Little did the OP know that the tornado would destroy his thread as well.

# ? Apr 21, 2018 03:24

Papa Emeritus III: Jul 7, 2017; [A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

_{_{Deal with it.}}

FL tornadoes are always weak

# ? Apr 21, 2018 03:24

a mysterious cloak: Apr 5, 2003; Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!

Eric Danger posted:

I thought they might be interested in seeing some destruction.

We are, and it's you

Bitch

# ? Apr 21, 2018 03:25

Alien Sex Manual: Dec 14, 2010; is not a sandwich

I sent all your friends goatse.

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Nice Guy Patron: Jun 29, 2015

Are you in it for the science or just the money OP? I need to know this before I click that link.

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Julius CSAR: Oct 3, 2007; by sebmojo

a mysterious cloak posted:

We are, and it's you

Bitch

# ? Apr 21, 2018 03:45

Papa Emeritus III: Jul 7, 2017; [A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

_{_{Deal with it.}}

Labes for days posted:

I sent all your friends goatse.

I sent lemonparty

# ? Apr 21, 2018 03:48

Bitey Bunny: May 26, 2009; c h o m p

Is your last name really Danger? Cause that's p. badass OP. Also p. badass of you to use your real name as your SA name.

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goldmine

# ? Apr 21, 2018 03:59

Putty: Mar 21, 2013; HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Professional father DICK DANGER does not cry at his son's funeral.

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soy: Jul 7, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I want to see the pics of fagotville being destroyed but yuo need to post them on not facebook

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a bone to pick: Sep 14, 2011; by FactsAreUseless

hey OP the walking dead is a lovely show

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free hubcaps: Oct 12, 2009

lol op still hasn�t figured out how to close threads

# ? Apr 21, 2018 17:44

tangy yet delightful: Sep 13, 2005

Eric Danger posted:

Some mod please lock this thread so idiots will stop making GBS threads on it just because I thought they might be interested in seeing some destruction.

I'm seeing some destruction alright. Didn't even have to click the link :hehe:

# ? Apr 21, 2018 17:54

a bone to pick: Sep 14, 2011; by FactsAreUseless

Eric, you should really lurk more.

# ? Apr 21, 2018 17:56

Vashro: May 12, 2004; Proud owner of Lazy Lion #46

I didn't read all of OP but my advice is you lost it with 'TEH'

# ? Apr 21, 2018 18:01

Mooey Cow: Jan 27, 2018; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Pillbug

weg posted:

Little did the OP know that the tornado would destroy his thread as well.

As a tornado expert, I can say with confidence that this is exactly what happened. Based on the damage done to this thread, I would estimate it to be an EF3, at least. Could be EF5, aka "the Finger of God".

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