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getting high! It's easy to get really fuckin HiIAIGHHH! Is there a skull on the bottle? You're gonna get really fuckin high!! Just spray the bottle and sniff what comes out!! It may not smell good but keep going!!!!Q! it's gonna get you really fuckin high!!!!!!! as gently caress!
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Pat a dog It's swell!
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Vaginal Vagrant posted:Pat a dog The neighbors get weird when I come over and do this uninvited.
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Oscar Wild posted:The neighbors get weird when I come over and do this uninvited. Is your penis visibly erect?
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BONE DOG posted:Is your penis visibly erect? Usually, sometimes it's cold in the mornings.
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Universe Master posted:Don't get out of bed Done and done.
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Oscar Wild posted:Usually, sometimes it's cold in the mornings. Well i just don't get it they should love you!
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BONE DOG posted:ask fat women if they're pregnant and when they say no ask them if they'd like to be  is that an Andy Kaufman bit?
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Walk on your hands instead of your feet Your legs are the most powerful muscles in your body. Don't waste them on stupid things like walking when you could be using them for day to day tasks. Time for your arms to carry their weight. Pro version of this hack: have your hands and feet surgically swapped so there is no loss of dexterity.
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Use glass Coca Cola bottles as insect feeders Use string to suspend glass Coca Cola bottles from the eaves of your porch. Don't clean them out beforehand; the residual sugar will attract ants, wasps and other insects that you can sit and watch for hours of entertainment! Ziptie cockring trick Don't spend money on expensive, designer cockrings when you can make one for cheap using a ziptie.
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Fuckin toast the bread the night before and butter it then that way you can just pop it in the microwave for breakfast. 
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When you're out looking for booty, skip the whole rigmarole of pick up lines and flirting and just ask, "Let's cut to the chase. I'd like to gently caress you. Do you think your standards are low enough to accommodate me?"
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Bogus Adventure posted:When you're out looking for booty, skip the whole rigmarole of pick up lines and flirting and just ask, "Let's cut to the chase. I'd like to gently caress you. Do you think your standards are low enough to accommodate me?" I would respect chicks a lot more if they was honest. 
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rethink your approach to four way stops and intersections of all kinds The rules of the road are mere suggestions. Guidelines for the proles. When approaching an intersection accelerate your vehicle. Clear the intersection by driving through at top speed blaring your horn and flicking your brights. This will establish your dominance over fellow motorists
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A pretty good life hack is that lovely things, like existing and having to be on this planet, are easier to deal with if you're drunk all of the time.
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Zombear posted:A pretty good life hack is that lovely things, like existing and having to be on this planet, are easier to deal with if you're drunk all of the time. Drug addiction is a very popular life hack
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Here's a simple lifehack. When you're at a restaurant and you want a nice, cool, refreshing lemonade, ask for a glass of water and lemon wedges instead. Squeeze the lemon juice into your water, and use sugar packets to sweeten it. Once you're satisfied, piss in the lemonade. Take a sip, then exclaim loudly, "There's urine in this lemonade!" The server will be sure to bring you a lemonade. If you play your cards right, you might get a free meal as well. I can guarantee that this technique works. AMA.
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Cheap and easy hair removal Set unwanted hair on fire and watch it disappear quickly and cleanly. Lighters are cheap if you cannot find a fire nearby. Stinky bubbles Fart into a bubble wand and then catch the bubbles on the wand so they don't pop. Find someone and ask them if the bubbles look weird up close. Stop wasting money on fuel Build a perpetual motion machine, then re-engineer your fuel tank to use the surplus energy to reverse synthesize the proper octane rating gasoline from the air and feed it into the engine. No more stopping for gas! There are instructional videos on youtube to help you do this. Settle You're not getting any younger.
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have sex with animals They're everywhere and they can't talk
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play god And furthur increase the suffering of this dead gay planet by procreating
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You never have to clean your toilet so long as you make sure to blast it with piss.
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slow work is fun work choose to work with people and systems that involve waiting for emails or computers, giving you plenty of time to pursue your hobbies and socialising while you wait for the five minute bust of actual work for the day don't know things not only does knowing things mean you have to do more work, it means you might feel less comfortable to be brash and condescending while making a series of dangerous assumptions that can never affect you in your comfortable airbag of ignorance. just relax and enjoy, and use your massive amount of free time to make great connections to get you an even higher paid job you are even less qualified for when you destroy your current place of business. you already own everything if its possible for you to buy something, there are an infinite number of yous out there who have already bought an infinite amount of them. what's weird is that you are somehow psychically connected to all of them in so far as you can sense their satisfaction and happiness those products have brought them. so save your money and let those sucker other selves spend. can't feel anything? exactly.
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Dating Hack Skip online dating, it doesn't work. Head town to the nearest retirement home. There are tons of broads in there ready to be boned. Just bring a nice casserole.
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Recycled Food The human digestive system is pretty good at extracting nutrients from food, but sometimes it misses things. If you run out of food, eat food that you have recently passed in order to make sure you extract any missed nutrients.
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Jihad Me At Hello posted:Dating Hack Also, bring olive oil. You might need lube, or a little something to pick up that casserole.
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Weight loss tip: People forget that air has weight. Limit your air intake.
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Stalk your boss Not just your boss, but any management and upper-management personnel. The higher up they are, the greater the chance they have a mistress (or, even better, an illicit same-sex partner) or other shady dealings for which you can blackmail them for protection and advancement.
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Applewhite posted:Stalk your boss Ehhhhh tell me what to do waaaah gently caress you you can’t control me.
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:Weight loss tip: Yeah but no delay now that shits all tightened up.
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The original Jumangi was better than Welcome to the Jungle If you're looking for a good movie to watch and it comes down to those two movies, the original Jumangi is much, much better by an extremely wide margin. Treat yourself. It would be pretty scary if there were a scorpion that could shoot webs from its tail Be on the lookout for that. "Rotten" eggs If you accidentally leave your eggs out and they go rotten, don't worry! Just let them keep rotting until they ferment and then they'll be safe to eat again! Such eggs are considered a delicacy in China. Low frequency sound Many areas with reputations for being "haunted" are actually sites inundated with certain low frequencies of sound. Such frequencies have been known to cause feelings of irrational fear, increased stress and even hallucinations. To turn your house into a haunted house, try low frequency sound!
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Wait to commission an artist until they become desperate If you keep your eyes open on Tumblr, you will no doubt run across a post where a talented artist describes how they lost their job/got into a car crash/need money to emancipate themselves from controlling parents etc... and they are doing an urgent art stream for quick cash. This is the perfect time to lowball them on a picture of your OC.
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If you ever find yourself in quick need of cash but don't like sucking random dick/clit/booty, become a furry fetish artist!
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Bogus Adventure posted:If you ever find yourself in quick need of cash but don't like sucking random dick/clit/booty, become a furry fetish artist! Pro hack right here.
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Applewhite posted:Wait to commission an artist until they become desperate My favorite artist has a real job and a savings account and other adult things she does when she's not drawing videogame characters with real big boobs. It's very frustrating.
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:My favorite artist has a real job and a savings account and other adult things she does when she's not drawing videogame characters with real big boobs. Yeah VincentCC has a waiting list like a year long.
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Expand your bladder Drink tons of water and hold it for as long as possible. Eventually your bladder will expand to the point you can go multiple days without needing to pee.
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The Cloud: If you frequently have clear urine, you are probably diabetic. The Silver Lining: If you frequently have clear urine, you can pee your pants and no one will know. It's just water. Nobody will smell a thing. Just tell them you spilled something.
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Mooey Cow posted:Separate the earth from the fire This got me laid 5/5
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weight loss hack carefully extract the cream / caramel filling from your boxed chocolates and replace it with toothpaste. The result will be so unpalatable that you simply will not want to eat the chocolates and therefore reduce your caloric intake
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Sunglasses trick If you wear sunglasses, women can't tell where you're looking and you can stare at their boobs with impunity. Fart blaming trick If you fart, hurriedly blame it on someone else and hold you nose as if shocked. Make a huge deal about it and nobody will ever suspect you could be the culprit because why would the culprit draw attention to themselves like that? Riverboat gambling trick It's legal to gamble even in states that outlaw gambling as long as you're not standing on dry land. Buttchug your food There's all kinds of stories about people dying because they stuffed a tampon soaked with vodka up their rear end and the alcohol got absorbed directly into their bloodstream and they died. That's because alcohol is bad for you. What if you put nutritious vitamins and foods up your butt instead? You'd get a huge boost!
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