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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


good highdeas:

-gonna make a grilled cheese sandwich with macaroni and cheese for the buns

-gonna cross two strains of weed (candyland and dream queen) and name it englebert humperdank

-gonna tape two skateboards together so my tiny-rear end dog can feel like he's surfing on a longboard

-gonna put some grape jelly all the way at the other end of the sidewalk so the ants are led away from my house, i don't have to kill them AND they get a p good snack too

-gonna catch the long bus to and from boyfriend's house so i can get a lemon soda going both ways and finish knitting him socks

post your highdeas

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Manifisto


instead of a weed number, what we need now is a weed character

I propose &

* looks a little like a tiny dude sitting and smoking a bong
* can pass as a hosed up 8 or infinity symbol, lots of impressive-sounding nonsense potential about the false dichotomy between perfection and imperfection, whether or not eight is enough, etc
* can be referred to as "and" for those in the know: "say man I smoked some dank and the other day," looking at someone meaningfully and asking "and?" to mean "let's get high"
* no known associations with hitler's birthday


ty nesamdoom!

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
420 was once the weed number,
But it's been laid to rest in slumber,
As I understand,
It's now an ampersand
I hope that's not too much of a bummer

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

Papa Was A Video Toaster





Gonna make a long, thin burg and put it in a baguette. The crunchiest burg ever.

Papa Was A Video Toaster





A school for young mutants where they don't learn about fighting crime.

Papa Was A Video Toaster





Can D from Philip K Dick's The Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch except it's for inhabiting the body of your pet instead of a doll.
Needs a catchy name.

Manifisto


TVsVeryOwn posted:

Gonna make a long, thin burg and put it in a baguette. The crunchiest burg ever.

that does sound good

a little similar I suppose to a seekh kebab, which is an absolutely delicious ground meat preparation

in fact my mouth is watering thinking about it, and I'm not even &

Manifisto


& is now my "fetch," I'm gonna make it happen

Papa Was A Video Toaster





I wish I didn't just get & by myself so I could try it on some people

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Me: Wanna get &?

Friend: ?

Me: No, &.

Friend: What are you talking about?

Me: *shows friend a packed bong*

Friend: OH! &! Well why didn't you say so?

Me and friend: &

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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Manifisto


Splatmaster posted:

Me: Wanna get &?

Friend: ?

Me: No, &.

Friend: What are you talking about?

Me: *shows friend a packed bong*

Friend: OH! &! Well why didn't you say so?

Me and friend: &

imagine me & you
I do

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Manifisto posted:

imagine me & you
I do

I think about & day and night, it's only right

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Splatmaster posted:

I think about & day and night, it's only right

To think about the girl you love, & , hold her tight
So & together

Manifisto posted:

& is now my "fetch," I'm gonna make it happen


drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Going on amazon and buying thousands of dollars of movie realistic action figures.

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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Other good highdeas:

Posting before reading the thread.
Making your couch into a giant cat tree and then laughing at the cat.
Paying money so some dude goes and get's me some loving tommy's.

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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


drilldo squirt posted:

Going on amazon and buying thousands of dollars of movie realistic action figures.

This but instead of action figures it's realistic wax fruit that your housemate accidentally tries to eat at least once a week


Papa Was A Video Toaster





hamjobs posted:

This but instead of action figures it's realistic wax fruit that your housemate accidentally tries to eat at least once a week

Who buys wax fruit and doesn't intend to eat it?


Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


TVsVeryOwn posted:

Who buys wax fruit and doesn't intend to eat it?

Exactly


Papa Was A Video Toaster





TVsVeryOwn posted:

Gonna make a long, thin burg and put it in a baguette. The crunchiest burg ever.

Did it. Very crunch.

Papa Was A Video Toaster





Don't let your highdeas stay ideas!

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


TVsVeryOwn posted:

Did it. Very crunch.

Post the longburg


Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Gonna start a band with boyfriend called Brutalist Roomba; we will play only the finest electric banjos


Papa Was A Video Toaster





hamjobs posted:

Post the longburg

I was gonna make a burg post, but got lazy in the moment. Would make again though, so I will try to document the next one. The secret is a long spatula.

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


TVsVeryOwn posted:

I was gonna make a burg post, but got lazy in the moment. Would make again though, so I will try to document the next one. The secret is a long spatula.

Like a fish turner thing? I'm in the car, we're going to get long burg supplies and wander around Walmart at midnight. Will obtain flippy thingy.


Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


-24 hour game store that also sells hardware so if you want to build a cool table to house your console you can do that and also get the new god of war because it doesn't suck omg is actually good


Papa Was A Video Toaster





hamjobs posted:

Like a fish turner thing? I'm in the car, we're going to get long burg supplies and wander around Walmart at midnight. Will obtain flippy thingy.

Yeah, basically.

Cyberpunkey Monkey

by Nyc_Tattoo

Splatmaster posted:

420 was once the weed number,
But it's been laid to rest in slumber,
As I understand,
It's now an ampersand
I hope that's not too much of a bummer

Unicode should implement a pot leaf character. I found a petition.

https://www.change.org/p/unicode-consortium-petition-for-a-pot-leaf-emoji

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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


bad highdea: pet fire ant colony in basement

good highdea: pet fire ant colony in someone else's basement


Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


good highdea: blasting hell orbs from my bedroom when my neighbors are mad at me for playing hell orbs late at night

:nws: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_JrCU8F-vs :nws:


Manifisto


hamjobs posted:

hell orbs

Papa Was A Video Toaster





Hello RBS: What you say should you ever meet the Royal Bank of Scotland.

Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

hamjobs posted:

hell orbs

Do they have hell orbs in chill hell?
What does a hell orb look like?

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Barking Gecko posted:

Do they have hell orbs in chill hell?
What does a hell orb look like?

from listening to what dendy and drew made it's basically a hosed up dick from the seventh dimension


Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

hamjobs posted:

from listening to what dendy and drew made it's basically a hosed up dick from the seventh dimension
:eyepop: :lsd:

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420 SWAGLORD

saban bajramovic

hamjobs posted:

a hosed up dick from the seventh dimension

Please don't dox me

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