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dear mr. president, listen up you drat GOOF, you really need to cut it out! everyone's had it with you monkeying around! when you're the president? come ON. and you're up there acting like a DUMB DUMB? get it together! what're ya thinkin? you're supposed to be the president and you're gonna fricken GOOBER IT UP? here I am, trying to get all my ducks in a row, and you're out suckin eggs and getting weird all over the place and everything. talk about a mess, jeez louise. unbelievable. so knock it off with all that, ok? you've got to sort this out, I don't know what else to tell ya! we're really up to our necks in it this time, and I don't want to be mean but it's all your fault! basically you couldn't act right, and now look! crud. it wears me out just thinking about it. so please figure it out, sir. do your best! I'll be here if you need me. god bless america! respectfully but disappointed and tired and strong, (real name will goe here), a concerned citizen looking for comments, constructive criticism– anything to make this the best letter it can be! thanks
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Make sure u stick a 'drumpf' in there, maybe a subtlely well hidden 'Im With Her'
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Apr 26, 2018 10:08
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rudatron posted:Make sure u stick a 'drumpf' in there, maybe a subtlely well hidden 'Im With Her' with respect, this letter is intended to be against mucking about and dropping the ball
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Apr 26, 2018 10:15
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trump has poor eyesight, a short attention span and is functionally illiterate, OP
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Apr 26, 2018 10:19
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send him a video of your interpretative dance
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Maybe tell him to stop acting like and American RESIDENT and more like an American PRESIDENT. You could bold-face or underline the "P" to really drive the point home.
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Apr 26, 2018 10:20
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You need to tell him to stop being best budds with Putin too.
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Apr 26, 2018 10:36
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not enough SIRs imo
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Apr 26, 2018 10:37
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Not enough pictures. Also please put this at the end. 
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Apr 26, 2018 10:37
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not thirsty enough
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:not enough SIRs imo
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Apr 26, 2018 11:14
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*farts in an envelope*
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Slamhound posted:Maybe tell him to stop acting like and American RESIDENT and more like an American PRESIDENT. Sheng-Ji Yang posted:not enough SIRs imo Bert Roberge posted:Not enough pictures.
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