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Comstar posted:So CBA committed 1000's of crimes on Terrorism and Drug Money Laundering, and their penalty is to given a book report to read. Also, the man in charge of the arm of the bank, is now in charge of the Bank, a clear promotion for a job well done. The Market rewarded them too (which presumably is going to his bonus as well). Why do you hate job creators and innovators so much?
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Lid posted:Get back in the salt mines That's it, I'm calling the Business Council of Australia! *runs off crying*
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May 1, 2018 11:26
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:*connects to VPN* If it's online it's logged. If you want true freedom do all your anti establishment talk then hang out in a beer garden where you're probably safe. Plus you know, beer.
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May 1, 2018 13:17
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Just make sure to style your hair into a neon mohawk, carry at least 3 burner laptops at all times and always wear your spiked leather jacket and sunglasses - even at night. Especially at night. Tell all your friends to only refer to you from now on as Hackerman / Hackerwoman. Or any two random words thrown together with either a "77" or "666" at the end of them.
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May 1, 2018 13:48
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It's ok. They can drink their own piss to stay hydrated. I'm pretty sure I learned that from watching Waterworld. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6_oEmG7DzU (vaguely NWS for offscreen pissing?)
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May 1, 2018 14:08
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Jonah Galtberg posted:goons: talk tough about sugar taxes, fat people If you check out a food pyramid you'll see delicious meats are on a lower tier than sugary teeth rotters for diabetic enthusiasts. This seemed like the most appropriate website to draw a URL from: https://www.popsugar.com.au/fitness/photo-gallery/35475082/image/35475108/new-look-food-pyramid
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May 1, 2018 22:18
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Don Dongington posted:Here's an idea, Hate to be the one to break this to you but the entire lower tier of government is universally corrupt to the core. Corrupt as gently caress, one might say if pressed for words of eloquence. It's all jobs for relos, deals for mates and exploits with inside information.
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May 2, 2018 08:38
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Don Dongington posted:Where we're at is basically most of the bad aspects of communism without the wealth sharing bits Yes and we're on a trajectory towards feudal land owners and serfs only without the caring for your serfs part. You won't think that's a funny thing to say in a couple decades.
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May 2, 2018 09:27
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I'm shocked the catholic church is full of hypocritical individuals with sex on the brain. Shocked I tell you.
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May 2, 2018 09:36
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Whitlam posted:I'm an ACU grad ama. Did the praying help?
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May 2, 2018 10:41
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bandaid.friend posted:http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-05-02/macron-thanks-pm-and-his-delicious-wife-lucy-turnbull/9719996 Red wine and fava beans.
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May 2, 2018 11:01
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NTRabbit posted:lol like a conservative gives a poo poo if they're forced to cut music and the arts from public schools, they shouldn't teaching anything but rote learned Math, English, Religious Education, and loyalist imperial white Australian history "Sir why does our history book start at 1913?" *Teacher smiles broadly* "Well after the first fleet landed nothing much happened until then."
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May 2, 2018 22:05
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Anidav posted:Listening to ABC AM this morning and some lady is claiming with 100% seriousness that it is possible to live on 40 dollars a day if you just cut down on avocado and coffee. I don't know why more people don't ring in to radio stations using false names claiming this. Seems an easy way to generate outrage.
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May 2, 2018 22:35
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screaden posted:lol, be older bob Hmm I feel like listening to Power again this evening.
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May 3, 2018 08:20
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The Peccadillo posted:It's pretty cute that the first big rear end villain of these Disney movies is some nerd who hyperventilates about Third World birthrates, so he can gently caress the grim reaper "You Avengers don't understand, there won't be enough car parks for everyone!" - Thanos
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May 3, 2018 08:50
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Thanos has the right ideas. Everyone who opposes him is simply a negatively geared slumlord/lady. Yes I'm talking about you Mr Tony Stark. Plus your Avenger friends. I know you spend all your hero wages to fund real estate investments while talking out the other side of your mouths about "saving the world". More like saving your investment yield due to housing demand.
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May 3, 2018 09:24
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Paingod556 posted:Got a mate working (8 hour shifts, no breaks, 11 days in a row) at Aldi, I checked RAFFWU and they seem to recommend the National Union of Workers. He hasn't contacted them yet AFAIK, so can't give any opinions Your friend is working in an industry where the dominant industrial agreements are negotiated on behalf of the employer, not the worker. Good luck. http://www.sda.org.au/resources/enterprise-agreements/
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May 3, 2018 09:29
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The Peccadillo posted:The Avengers are a seemingly for profit private military, they are constantly at best: I like how the moral of the story learned from Avengers: Civil War is that the very idea of accountability for "collateral damage" (aka killing random innocents) is bad and wrong. I may be going off topic now. This isn't the RLM thread. Something something the Onion Knight is a crybaby who can't take criticism.
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May 3, 2018 09:37
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Milky Moor posted:remember how winter soldier was like 'btw there are super nazis in all the world governments' and then nothing happened with that Hydra did nothing wrong.
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May 3, 2018 09:40
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this broken hill posted:comic books suck and comic book movies suck Woah. It's mostly the Marvel and Image comics that suck. The DC ones and various indie projects still churn out some quality. Movies? *non committal shrug*
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May 3, 2018 10:14
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JBP posted:Why is saying something "sucks" not the same as saying something is "gay"? Gay means happy.
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May 3, 2018 11:52
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bandaid.friend posted:Why would libertarians be unhappy with someone who's managed to figure out how to charge for having work done. I mean if she can convince someone to take the offer that's just ~the free market at work~ right "The free market is great. Oh no someone stole all my buttcoins, government please intervene and save me." - A libertarian To answer your question it's because the cogs in their brain are missing some teeth.
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May 3, 2018 12:49
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ewe2 posted:New Daily surveyed MPs about whether they could live on Newstart or had ever lived on benefits: The taste of dining with sterling silver spoons.
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May 4, 2018 08:20
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this broken hill posted:"these daft cunts aren't qualified to run a chook pen. vote greens" The voters are also daft. Checkmate. After 30 more years of constant LNP/IPA rule Australia resembles Mad Max. Lord Potato who rules from his AFP fortress in the desert with the only fresh water source turns his loudspeaker on once per day to issue an edict to the hungry and thirsty masses teeming around outside the walls, desperate for salvation. "Labor's fault!" *desperate mob cheers wildly* DancingShade fucked around with this message at 08:43 on May 4, 2018 |
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May 4, 2018 08:40
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NTRabbit posted:Australian Greens, champions of the neo-Liberal centre *has flashbacks to the Australian Democrats (who? says anyone young) and the introduction of GST*
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None of us are ever going to retire  https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2018/may/04/pension-age-hike-will-force-thousands-of-elderly-australians-on-to-newstart https://theconversation.com/factcheck-is-australia-on-track-to-have-the-oldest-pension-age-in-the-developed-world-72567 (of course this is only a problem because it might affect some boomers) DancingShade fucked around with this message at 13:53 on May 4, 2018 |
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May 4, 2018 13:51
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drunkill posted:so the future of australia. Die of health issues before 70 because of 40-50 years of full time casual shift work.
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May 4, 2018 14:47
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:https://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/nation/apology-andrew-forrest-ao/news-story/8d773bd6f0bfb08aeba23be6264dabf5 The scientific name is "wank".
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May 4, 2018 15:33
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-05-05/furries-fandom-tries-to-shake-stigma/9727842 Crazy people try to shake bad reputation of being crazy.
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May 5, 2018 00:21
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tithin posted:In the old internet days, the furries were a target of ridicule because their sexual fetish was absurd. I recall much mirth and laughter from many people when this happened http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2864415/Chlorine-gas-leak-sickens-19-furry-convention.html Obviously this torch should be taken up by a
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Wait I should have said Tumblr. Couldn't remember what that thing was called. Oh a new page. Well enjoy discussing how crazy people who gently caress in fur suits think it's normal and mainstream.
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BBJoey posted:posting is a passion shared by both 4chan and something awful. makes you think And Stormfront / Fetlife. Ahem. I assume. 
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gucci bane posted:how the gently caress did none of you post this image from that abc article about furries? Is that... is that a young Barnaby?
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May 5, 2018 11:10
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Lid posted:The Turnbull government has unveiled a plan to recover billions of dollars being lost to federal coffers from a combination of undetected tobacco imports, illegal tobacco crops known as "chop chop" and a thriving black market in stolen, untaxed cigarettes. Based on the LNP/IPA track record of announcements this is a case of [citation needed] for any claims they make. On anything really.
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Resident Idiot posted:Never mind the avocado, are you spending too much on getting fit to get a home loan? Not yet. They haven't started complaining about millennials daring to buy new clothes instead of getting everything from second hand stores & charities.
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May 6, 2018 00:53
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aejix posted:Well if i have to choose between changing the design, getting the design verified, paying the extra material costs, training my workshop staff to assemble the new design, and passing the cost on to the consumer The wheels of progress are greased with the blood of the unworthy.
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May 7, 2018 11:23
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*shoves budget papers in oven* *breathes deeply* Mmm, they smell good don't they.
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May 7, 2018 21:42
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President Dutton for life. I'll stop calling him the potato king just in case he goes full Erdogan and starts rounding up people who don't salute his portraits or whatever.
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May 8, 2018 14:41
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JBP posted:Labor were smart and brave to pass evil Dutton KGB bill. I completely agree, fellow Australian citizen who will also not be purged because we are completely loyal to President Dutton. All hail President Dutton for life! *salutes portrait on wall*
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Kommando posted:Stop calling adults under 30 "kids" you bastards. Everyone younger than you is a kid. Now you know.
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