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Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Saint Freak posted:

No, it's hot as in 'sexually attractive salad'.

wanna toss that

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Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Wildtortilla posted:

I got my dream job today. My state's Topographic and Geologic Survey offered me a job in their GIS and Geologic services program. So I'm going to be managing geologic data and making maps and figures for their publications.
:)
:aaaaa:

gneiss

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

don't even @ me unless your game titles are at least as nonsensical as UNDER NIGHT IN-BIRTH Exe:Late

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

I can't believe you framed Swery

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

this just in: Swery has been convicted of kickstarter fraud

the minimum sentence is Triple Death

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

glam rock hamhock posted:

You guys suck

Not nearly as much as Bank of America though

Triple Death is carried out by launching the condemned out of a trebuchet into a big pit that's on fire, and also they're shot with a poison bullet in midair

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

They must have realized because you get the option to just skip some of the later shmup sections.

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oWlrcPOnvI

There are airplanes and whenever you have to travel a decent distance they use it as an excuse to try and make you shmup.

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

I have yet to read any classic sci-fi literature that isn't every bit as trash as the worst videogame stories

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

games are too narrow and should be wider

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Samuringa posted:

It's silly to look for validation from other people whether you're allowed or not to enjoy something, just dig into it :shrug:

I enjoy seeking validation you heartless monster

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

where's my pizza

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

I lost my ballooooooooooooooon

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

oooh...shizzle

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Quest For Glory II posted:

gravity rush is fun but by golly its really annoying to do gravity kicks on the tougher monsters and bosses, especially when you target a weakpoint and slip right off it and careen into the sky

use Stasis Field to throw furniture at them

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Robo Turnus posted:

WHICH game do you think has the best soundtrack of the ages? As for me, I think it is LISA, the painful rpg. A 2nd place is tied between hotline miami and DOOM.

Anaconda

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CKQqDMusIo

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZiYFFDGoh0

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

we're just going to post every videogame music eventually

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-l_Eq42Hrs

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Argue posted:

Happy Mother's Day who are your favorite videogame moms

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

show me the starfax

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

chumbler posted:

Launch or activation sequences are very important.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_MoPL_73w4

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Ciaphas posted:

i was certain you were taking the sarcastic piss with this post but then i went and looked and

a) now i know that such a youtube channel exists, a valuable resource; and
b) i'm even more confused than ever about the best uncle to be!!!!!

actually a good Trails of Cold Steel uncle is also a master of the sword

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Detroit is a David Cage game, haven't we learned this lesson already

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Brian Spiders is a good friend of mine and I will not stand for these baseless slanders

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

DisDisDis posted:

digimon has like, twin dark and light angel lesbians which are two great flavors that taste great together and the Lain guy made an anime about it and pokemon has uhhh, a purple fart monster or something lmao

in Cyber Sleuth you need their lesbian power to stop the end of the world

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

cheetah7071 posted:

I have not been impressed by any of the digimon posted in this thread.

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

the last shred of innocence to be lost is the belief that other people are anything more than a collection of vices

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

now what does this mean for Genital Jousting et al.

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Shooting a gun is entirely harmless and non-lethal. It's the act of being shot that truly causes death. We need harsher punishments for people who choose to let themselves get shot. - the NRA, probably

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

chumbler posted:

Feet is a meaningless measurement for the amount of cheese!

12 volts of cheese

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

haveblue posted:

You're not literally imprisoned in the room, it's more like an IRL adventure game puzzle.

pfff lame

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

which Mega Man though

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

man nurse posted:

Can you piss in toilets?

that's none of your loving business and frankly I resent the implications here

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Argue with internet strangers for liking the right games but in a way that displeases you

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

it's the Dark Souls of maps

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Memories of Celceta is the only Ys with that kind of shortcut. Mostly they go in for teleports.

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Falcom got a little closer to Diablo 1 with Xanadu Next.

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

homeless snail posted:

they're called diabloesques

Diabblegangers

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Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

how few devils and/or demons can a game have before it ceases to be a true Dittoablo

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