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Obsidianheart
Apr 26, 2017

Throwing off the shadow of a better man.

quote:

socks in heels

WTF No.

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

...and the pitch! posted:

I for one take exception to this description of those women who were in the ZZ Top videos. Slanderous!

They played strippers.

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
Looks kind of hot.

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
so does a chick with down syndrome from behind doesn't mean you should tell anyone

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

warez posted:



$630 USD lol
how did they do this

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Heels were literally invented so you can gently caress a girl standing up. Classy.

this doesn't sound right, but I'm not a historian

Mr. Bones
Jan 2, 2011

ain't no law says a skeleton can't play the blues

1gnoirents posted:

I thought it'd be worse, tbh



lmao people itt actually saying this poo poo looks good. This looks like a little six year old girl playing dress up in her parents' closet.

jesus christ girl put daddy's orthopoedic socks back in the drawer, take off the disco heels and put on some grown-up clothes ffs

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

myDad posted:

this doesn't sound right, but I'm not a historian

Heels were invented for loving horses.

Look it up.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Mr. Bones posted:

lmao people itt actually saying this poo poo looks good. This looks like a little six year old girl playing dress up in her parents' closet.

jesus christ girl put daddy's orthopoedic socks back in the drawer, take off the disco heels and put on some grown-up clothes ffs

Project much?

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
I honestly do not give a single gently caress about what goes on a woman's feet. If a gf wanted to wear socks and crocs I would tell her she looks great regardless.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Burt Sexual posted:

Project much?

psy-burn.

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

what is it with this forum and feet

nextlevelstart
Feb 26, 2015
My feet smell real bad and shoes are soooooo tight

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

Mr. Bones posted:

lmao people itt actually saying this poo poo looks good. This looks like a little six year old girl playing dress up in her parents' closet.

jesus christ girl put daddy's orthopoedic socks back in the drawer, take off the disco heels and put on some grown-up clothes ffs

if ppl didnt experiment w new looks we'd all be wearing fred flintstone clothes

hows a raggedy blue-green leather tie sound

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Mr. Bones posted:

lmao people itt actually saying this poo poo looks good. This looks like a little six year old girl playing dress up in her parents' closet.

jesus christ girl put daddy's orthopoedic socks back in the drawer, take off the disco heels and put on some grown-up clothes ffs

Mr Bones posting with one hand.

Mr. Bones
Jan 2, 2011

ain't no law says a skeleton can't play the blues

shovelbum posted:

if ppl didnt experiment w new looks we'd all be wearing fred flintstone clothes

hows a raggedy blue-green leather tie sound

that sounds fuckin dope actually, thank you for suggesting a viable alternative to this heel + sock madness

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Mr. Bones posted:

lmao people itt actually saying this poo poo looks good. This looks like a little six year old girl playing dress up in her parents' closet.
dont think too hard about those 2 statements

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Mr. Bones posted:

lmao people itt actually saying this poo poo looks good. This looks like a little six year old girl playing dress up in her parents' closet.

jesus christ girl put daddy's orthopoedic socks back in the drawer, take off the disco heels and put on some grown-up clothes ffs
How freaking tiny were your parents that you could wear their clothes at six years old :confused:

Mr. Bones
Jan 2, 2011

ain't no law says a skeleton can't play the blues

a hole-y ghost posted:

How freaking tiny were your parents that you could wear their clothes at six years old :confused:

I was referring to the clothes being mismatched, like something a little kid would do, not the actual size of the clothes.


gary oldmans diary posted:

dont think too hard about those 2 statements

lol

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill
socks and sandals are cool for some reason, why not socks and heels

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

myDad posted:

this doesn't sound right, but I'm not a historian

Somebody’s obviously never been railed in heels. :smug:

Mr. Bones
Jan 2, 2011

ain't no law says a skeleton can't play the blues

Martha Stewart Undying posted:

socks and sandals are cool for some reason, why not socks and heels

Only retirees wear socks with sandals

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



Op you got a mailing list or something I can subscribe to?

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Mr. Bones posted:

I was referring to the clothes being mismatched, like something a little kid would do, not the actual size of the clothes.


lol
okay.. but what clothing sizes were your parents? unrelated but just wondering

Kazak
Jan 10, 2012

Literally A Person posted:

Mr Bones posting with one hand.

Lol

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

like double digits??? single digits...?

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

How Big Are Them Dad Pants

Obsidianheart
Apr 26, 2017

Throwing off the shadow of a better man.

a hole-y ghost posted:

okay.. but what clothing sizes were your parents? unrelated but just wondering

Are you going to ask him "What are your parents wearing? Like, right now? Describe it. Slower." next?

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Obsidianheart posted:

Are you going to ask him "What are your parents wearing? Like, right now? Describe it. Slower." next?
Don't be facetious, you can clearly read my next two questions already :colbert:

Winifred Madgers
Feb 12, 2002

Literally A Person posted:

Mr Bones posting with one hand.

Turn your monitor on.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

turn left hillary!! noo posted:

Turn your monitor on.

I can't.

The button is broken :mad:

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

you remember that magical time in like 2012 where all the camgirls wore rainbow thigh socks

Vato
Jan 14, 2018

...and the pitch! posted:

I for one take exception to this description of those women who were in the ZZ Top videos. Slanderous!

That makes me think of when girls started wearing heels with jeans again a few years ago and how fashion really must be fickle or cyclical or something. Because for a while there between tapered acid-wash 80s and whatever is going on now, heels and jeans were considered trassshhyyy by, like, arbiters of style or whatever.

I just wear these and stand on my tip-toes all the time.

Neutrino
Mar 8, 2006

Fallen Rib

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

Rock, loving, hard right now.

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Heels were literally invented so you can gently caress a girl standing up. Classy.

Checks out

Who wouldn't wanna gently caress this classy man standing up :heysexy:

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lol but
Feb 24, 2007

body is a dinosaur
Slippery Tilde

Mooey Cow posted:

Checks out

Who wouldn't wanna gently caress this classy man standing up :heysexy:

:lofty: that strumpet is overproud of his fine leg, I prefer a higher class of cocksman

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