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Everyone laughs at conspiracy theorists when they say things like "DARPA CAN CONTROL THE WEATHER!" They have flimsy evidence for their baseless beliefs. But what I am wondering about is what kind of classified technology do you think they actually do have? Obviously a good place to start would be to think about the kind of stuff that governments would really want to do. For example, I know they tried to make a gay bomb to make muslim troops gently caress each other and thereafter be totally worthless in battle. Based on pure speculation what do you think they can do that the public doesn't know about? AARO fucked around with this message at 10:07 on May 2, 2018 |
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I remember in the 2000s, W going crazy about cloning and telling foreign countries not to clone human beings. All while not pushing a law to make cloning illegal in America. So the paranoid part of my brain would wildly guess that the US army had some fun cloning people. Toplowtech fucked around with this message at 12:16 on May 2, 2018 |
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May 2, 2018 12:11
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If Kim Jung Un has been assassinated and replaced with a US Government clone it would explain his radical change of policy over the past few weeks. AARO fucked around with this message at 12:37 on May 2, 2018 |
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May 2, 2018 12:35
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Special spoons that mean you can get the top bit of mustard out of a jar.
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May 2, 2018 12:38
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Weather control was experimented with by the US government throughout the Vietnam war, known as Operation Popeye, mostly in the form of cloud seeding, and there is some evidence that it was, to an extent, successful. Unfortunately it turns out its also expensive and unpredictable, so it got shelved in favour of napalm. In 1977 there was an international treaty preventing the use of weather control in warfare, but I struggle to believe there hasn't been some advancement in the last 40 years...
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May 2, 2018 12:43
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Spider Monkey posted:Weather control was experimented with by the US government throughout the Vietnam war, known as Operation Popeye, mostly in the form of cloud seeding, and there is some evidence that it was, to an extent, successful. Unfortunately it turns out its also expensive and unpredictable, so it got shelved in favour of napalm. In 1977 there was an international treaty preventing the use of weather control in warfare, but I struggle to believe there hasn't been some advancement in the last 40 years... I only used it as an example because it's such a well known conspiracy theory. My question would be, if they can control the weather why not just stop hurricanes which then cost FEMA billions of dollars to deal with.
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May 2, 2018 13:07
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AARO posted:I only used it as an example because it's such a well known conspiracy theory. My question would be, if they can control the weather why not just stop hurricanes which then cost FEMA billions of dollars to deal with. How do you know that the hurricanes weren't the direct result of them testing some new hurricane creating technology gone wrong?
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May 2, 2018 13:10
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Spider Monkey posted:How do you know that the hurricanes weren't the direct result of them testing some new hurricane creating technology gone wrong? Because it sounds like a comic book?
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AARO posted:Because it sounds like a comic book? Dude, you're asking people to speculate on secret technology possessed by governments
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May 2, 2018 13:16
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Spider Monkey posted:Dude, you're asking people to speculate on secret technology possessed by governments Stuff that's plausible. Not "They can read and control the minds and actions of all human begins using AI technology discovered at Roswell."
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May 2, 2018 13:19
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Well Russia certainly has some sort of brain damaging invisible wave device based on the whole Cuba thing.
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May 2, 2018 14:01
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AARO posted:If Kim Jung Un has been assassinated and replaced with a US Government clone it would explain his radical change of policy over the there has been no radical change in policy.
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May 2, 2018 14:07
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This thing: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aurora_(aircraft) I'm fairly convinced that the US could be hiding aerospace technology that's a few years ahead of what's commonly thought of in the civilian sector. It's not implausible, I think, that the US government could be developing a secret hypersonic aircraft, and apparently there's been reports of people witnessing these sort of pulse-shaped high altitude wakes. After all, the stealth bomber was very much a secret aircraft until it was unveiled in the late 80s or early 90s (I think?), and the technology behind that was pretty ahead of its time. And a few articles too: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5257737/Google-Earth-potentially-spots-hypersonic-aircraft.html https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-01-16/america-s-fastest-spy-plane-may-be-back-and-hypersonic
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AARO posted:Stuff that's plausible. Not "They can read and control the minds and actions of all human begins using AI technology discovered at Roswell." He didn’t say that. He said a thing about hurricanes.
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Nothing because governments don't want to invest in science anymore.
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AceOfFlames posted:Nothing because governments don't want to invest in science anymore. yes but why don't governments want to invest in science anymore? i'll tell you why it's because they know science is a hoax. new secret military powers come only and exclusively from dark magicks. join me on these two hundred youtube videos as i show you the secrets of the dark spirits, hail satan
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May 2, 2018 22:32
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Skynet.
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May 2, 2018 22:37
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Tiny treadmills that shrimp run on, to see just how polluted the water can get before people with money die.
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May 2, 2018 22:59
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some weird transmitter in the US Capitol building that turns everybody into a loving retard
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Hot air balloons that work with cold air
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May 3, 2018 11:24
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A Darth Vader-esque containment pod for when McConnell has to put his Koopa shell on.
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This thread reminds me of this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-rWnQphPdQ
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Nothing, much easier to control the narrative than work around it with secret tech. Well, maybe a few unknown viruses, bacteria or other nasty stuff. Also a whole lot of documents of stuff that doesn't work, because it has already been tested on asylum residents and whatnot in the last decades. Perhaps a few more torture techniques they could try as well.
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R. Guyovich posted:there has been no radical change in policy.
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I've always suspected there's a revolutionary modern technique for making weapons-grade fissile material using standard household appliances and the New World Order is assassinating scientists weekly who keep rediscovering it.
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Color adapting camo that works like 80's Predator.
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May 3, 2018 18:56
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The Brown Note and Ur-Language Cognitive Programming
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May 3, 2018 20:02
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I suspect our first clue that WW3 is Actually Happening will be all communications equipment in the world making GBS threads itself in the same 15 second window as every nation deploys its EW measures at the same time.
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May 3, 2018 20:05
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I'm from the government but none of you will believe me anyway so ask me anything. Yes, we have magic.
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this is a cop thread for cops and you're not tricking me
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Willie Tomg posted:I suspect our first clue that WW3 is Actually Happening will be all communications equipment in the world making GBS threads itself in the same 15 second window as every nation deploys its EW measures at the same time. I've been reading The Darkening Web: The War for Cyberspace , a book by a cybersecurity guy, and he talks about how cyberwarfare is basically a total free-for-all where every nation is basically doing cyberattacks on every other nation all the time. A lot of this stuff was revealed in the Snowden leaks and other subsequent scandals, but it's probably pretty clear that the NSA and other national security organizations in other governments probably have really advanced zero-day exploits and tons of insanely malicious cyberweaponry ready to go at a moment's notice. So that's probably another "secret technology" thing that governments have that nobody knows about.
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Supposedly the CIA has a gun that can make people have heart attacks. AARO posted:Because it sounds like a comic book? Our government is known to have experimented with mind control and telepathy. We're living in a comic book. DrSunshine posted:This thing: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aurora_(aircraft) I think we've had drones since at least the early 70s. I may have mentioned it before, but I grew up near Dayton (where there's an Air Force research base) and everyone there has UFO stories, and the UFOs in their stories behaved is a lot like modern drones.
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Best Korea posted:Supposedly the CIA has a gun that can make people have heart attacks. You mean other than Project TASER?  quote:
You're backed up by the public record. Considering the D-21 was flown in 1964 and the Ryan Model 147 Lightning Bug flew in reconnaissance configuration over America in 1961.
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this is a solid thread for this Pentagon accuses Chinese of blinding Djibouti-based U.S. pilots with lasers
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AARO posted:I only used it as an example because it's such a well known conspiracy theory. My question would be, if they can control the weather why not just stop hurricanes which then cost FEMA billions of dollars to deal with. Hurricanes have so much energy in them, that even a nuke wouldn't phase one, and would likely only make it angry and radioactive. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-q47sHA4eAo For tech that nations have, but we don't know about it: 1. Much more advanced crowd control active measures (pain rays, sound weapons, etc) than our police currently have. 2. Hypersonic vehicles and missiles 3. Unknown Nuclear delivery systems and ordinances 4. Space based weapons. Those mini military shuttles aren't just for spying. 5. communications methods, and means to disrupt existing communications methods. Heck Yes! Loam! fucked around with this message at 21:36 on May 3, 2018 |
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There's not really any point to having "unknown" nuclear delivery systems, since just about anything that is possible was openly tested or fielded at one point or another in the cold war, and, aside from things banned by treaty, the ones that are still in service are the ones that proved effective and worthwhile. No one is going to gently caress around with space based weaponry, 1) because it doesn't offer a ton of additional capability over ICBMs, SLBMs, or stealth aircraft, and 2) because getting caught doing it is a huge no-no that fucks up a bunch of international norms w/r/t the use of space and strategic posture that everyone who can get to space benefits from.
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Wait, is this a serious thread???
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Why write that space weapons aren't worth considering? Considering. When did we learn Polyus failed? When did the Berlin wall fail? What is Polyus considered a failure? Considering. When Russia did a 180˚ Polyus did a 180˚. Degrees. How many degrees of latitude is Fort Meade? How many degrees does HUMA have? Where did Polyus crash? How many degrees of latitude at the crash site? When were nuclear space mines worth considering? Considering. Orbital Test Vehicle is X-37 is OTV is space plane. Orbital Test Vehicle. What are they testing? Who are they testing? When did they consider OTV worth flying? Considering. Orbital Test Vehicle. Polyus COTV-180 Q
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guidoanselmi posted:Wait, is this a serious thread??? I'd argue most threads in this forum are a loving joke the greater portion of whose constituent posters are smart enough to be a part of but aren't smart enough to get.
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