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Describe your new life. I am a child, waking up in my communal tent. Temperature dropped 2 levels last night; it's now -80 outside. The generator in the heart of our small city which provides heat is almost out of coal. The horn blows at 0600 - the start of my 14 hour work day. I spend all day grabbing coal off the ground with other children. My dad runs the coal thumper which flushes it to the surface, he's an engineer. He is happy today because they added a brothel to the public house, but I don't think he knows that mom was sent to work there. Frostpunk
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I'd rather not say what was the last game I played
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May 2, 2018 18:12
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Halser posted:I'd rather not say what was the last game I played Don't deny your new existence as an anime princess.
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May 2, 2018 18:15
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Tinfoil Papercut posted:Don't deny your new existence as an anime princess. Oh poo poo bros! We're going to rapelay 2???? uguu kawaiiiii senpai!! moshi moshi nukagurai hooooi!! desu desu makka doki senpai!
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May 2, 2018 18:16
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I am learning to use a computer keyboard. My teacher is David Lynch.
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May 2, 2018 18:17
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imma blast me a gotdang peggie and then go catch a fish!!!
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May 2, 2018 18:18
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i'm the starting quarterback for the green bay packers. i have no idea what i'm doing. i just threw five interceptions in a game.
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May 2, 2018 18:21
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i will defeat the legendary super sayan
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May 2, 2018 18:21
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I keep getting texts about driving sports cars on huge half pipes in the sky
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May 2, 2018 18:22
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Nooner posted:imma blast me a gotdang peggie and then go catch a fish!!! Since like 2016 I've been toying around with starting a cult, and was thinking about working using scopolamine or BZ as a religious sacrament, so playing that game I was self inserting as the antagonist the entire time and it owned.
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May 2, 2018 18:22
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*reincarnated me reaches for mommys boobs*
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May 2, 2018 18:22
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im an overwatch character with an incredible rear end
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May 2, 2018 18:31
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I'm a green tank on diep.io, which is good because greens my favorite color
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May 2, 2018 18:34
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sweet im goku
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May 2, 2018 18:35
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I'm so happy to live my new life as a Great One. I hope all of me is variously phallic and vulvaic, definitely looking forward to all those eyes.
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May 2, 2018 18:37
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I'm about to get ripped to shreds by tiny red men while some reptilian (i think?) porcupines shoot their quills at me
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May 2, 2018 18:37
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I get to live out my dream of running a sheep farm and driving expensive farming equipment into lakes and rivers. Also i owe the bank hundreds of thousands of dollars and have 500 dollars to my name. farming simulator 17
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May 2, 2018 18:40
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Gonna go to oakvale and kick some chickens
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May 2, 2018 18:40
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drat. Going to get hosed up with Shane and I guess grow plants and fish in-between beers.
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May 2, 2018 18:42
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Video Games are for children.
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May 2, 2018 18:42
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I die soon after attempting to running one deag someone in a warzone
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May 2, 2018 18:43
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John Romero's about to make me his bitch 
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May 2, 2018 18:44
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I'm gonna click that cookie so loving hard
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May 2, 2018 18:46
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am i in my own minecraft house? or do i get a new seed when this interactive theater starts
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May 2, 2018 18:50
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I was playing Hearts of Iron II (the sequels all suck) the other day so I guess that makes me Stalin.
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May 2, 2018 18:53
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i'm going to build model robots and then fight them in another video game it's like, fujcking inception
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May 2, 2018 18:56
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My name sounds like something a five year old made it up and I have lasers that go pew pew.
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May 2, 2018 18:56
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Noby Noby Boy.
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May 2, 2018 18:57
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I'm in Russia.
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May 2, 2018 18:58
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gonna  on a little mossy asteroid flying through outer space while I solve puzzles and listen to relaxing music
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May 2, 2018 18:58
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I'm just standing here trying to mind my own business when a goat with a rubber tongue zooms by and causes a gas truck to explode, which sends me flying to the skies. As the ground draws near I lust for death and to be reincarnated into Breath of the Wild. But it is not to be - this is a deathless world, and I smash into the pavement, unable to move. The goat is coming. Thanks for sending me to hell, op!
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May 2, 2018 18:59
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I woke up in the middle of getting a filthy blood transfusion in a dingy, dirty room from a dingy dirty guy, and everyone around here is really fuckin' hairy. I had to beat that guy's oversized dog to death with my bare hands just to get the hell out of this house. I probably have hepatitis now. Great.
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May 2, 2018 19:03
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loving cool imma stomp the poo poo out of everything with this heavily armed mech. Decker fell over again. gently caress.
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May 2, 2018 19:04
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Sapper posted:I woke up in the middle of getting a filthy blood transfusion in a dingy, dirty room from a dingy dirty guy, and everyone around here is really fuckin' hairy. I had to beat that guy's oversized dog to death with my bare hands just to get the hell out of this house. Same
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May 2, 2018 19:05
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I used to live a quiet life in Montana as a valued and respected member of Best Buy's Geek Squad. I went out to folks houses and fixed their internet and the computers filled with malware they got surfing porn sites. The customers usually didn't have any money so they paid me in drugs, fish, ammo, pelts, maps and fishing magazines. A few months ago these cultists took over the whole county! They took away peoples' computers and phones and whatnot, so I was out of a job and feeling like poo poo. One day out of the blue, one of the leaders named Jacob came to my house and offered me a job as lead IT guy for his sect! Life has been pretty good since then. I have to attend all these boring as poo poo sermons by the cult leader where he talks about the end of the World or something, I dunno. But on the plus side these cult guys have some cool tech! I just converted all our systems to Linux and right now I'm working on a tower with a bunch of loudspeakers that plays wolf_howl.mp3 on loop to catch wolves and poo poo. The only bad thing is that a couple months ago I had this argument with Jacob where he was trying to tell me to create a script to hack peoples' brains and I was like "Bro, you can't hack peoples' brains lol" and he said "Oh yeah? We'll just see about that". And now whenever I hear Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley, I black out and wake up 12 hours later in a pool of blood surrounded by dead bodies. But yeah, other than that, things are cool around here. Sophy Wackles fucked around with this message at 19:31 on May 2, 2018 |
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May 2, 2018 19:05
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I'm shooting the guy directly across from me in the face for 3 damage instead of 2 each turn because everything I own costs an odd number of wizard bucks
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May 2, 2018 19:06
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Hi, I play in the National Hockey League. Our team is an equal opportunity employer, our goalie is severely developmentally disabled.
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May 2, 2018 19:07
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I'd run 20 feet then get shot by god drat charlie hiding in the trees what do I spawn in as next OP
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May 2, 2018 19:15
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Oh no my spurs are going jingle jangle jingle.
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May 2, 2018 19:22
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gently caress, I’m in a horror game I only just started.
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