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Stay Safe
Sep 1, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
I've been getting around by bike for the last two years and this summer, I decided to get a car, but I want it to be able to go really fast...I'd appreciate the help in finding the fastest car for me to use around town. It's really retarded to spend a bunch of money on a car that doesn't go the fastest possible.

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Bajaha
Apr 1, 2011

BajaHAHAHA.



It's well known that the fastest cars in the world are rentals.

I suggest this White VW Jetta

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I recommend this 1995 Suzuki X90 in purple with ground effects


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Adiabatic
Nov 18, 2007

What have you assholes done now?

Bajaha posted:

It's well known that the fastest cars in the world are rentals.

I suggest this White VW Jetta



I dunno man, if you wanna go really fast, may I recommend a white 1990 Jeep Comanche Eliminator



hard mode

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.
You need a car that's fast in town, so I suggest something with a a small footprint, light weight, and 5.4 diff ratio to get off the line: The Fiat Panda 4x4.



Hard mode continues

BloodBag
Sep 20, 2008

WITNESS ME!



For any question automotive, Miata Is Always The Answer

buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord


This is a Nissan skyline. I don’t know much about cars but my friend does and he says this is the fastest car you can get for cheap.

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autism ZX spectrum
Feb 8, 2007

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe
The fastest car on a budget would be this white HHR SS

BlackMK4
Aug 23, 2006

wat.
Megamarm

buglord posted:



This is a Nissan skyline. I don’t know much about cars but my friend does and he says this is the fastest car you can get for cheap.

I hate how big the rear wheel arch looks on the R34, it is basically impossible to fill nicely

edit: gently caress, have a white NSX

BlackMK4 fucked around with this message at 21:15 on May 4, 2018

BoostCreep
May 3, 2004

Might I ask where you keep your forced induction accessories?
Grimey Drawer
Pretty sure it'd be this White Yugo. It has rims, plus it's pronounced YOU GO. How can YOU GO wrong?

Sex Weirdo
Jul 24, 2007

the actual fastest car, a white agera rs




what the heck have this speed run video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xj4gar5dKAU

I think I actually made the :aaa: face when the turbos finally spooled at around 185 mph

Sex Weirdo fucked around with this message at 00:44 on May 5, 2018

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

white yugo
hard mode

Turbo Fondant
Oct 25, 2010

My HARD MODE WHITE SC400 was pretty fast:

Turbo Fondant fucked around with this message at 02:02 on May 5, 2018

Chillbro Baggins
Oct 8, 2004
Bad Angus! Bad!
Black SC400.

I woud've gone with the ecru SC from wiki, but it's technically an SC300.

Chillbro Baggins fucked around with this message at 06:20 on May 5, 2018

Bajaha
Apr 1, 2011

BajaHAHAHA.



Forget those boring Toyota's

If you want a fast car you need a Black Porsche Boxster



HARD MODE





:quagmire:

Chillbro Baggins
Oct 8, 2004
Bad Angus! Bad!
Black Crown Vic:

D C
Jun 20, 2004

1-800-HOTLINEBLING
1-800-HOTLINEBLING
1-800-HOTLINEBLING

Chillbro Baggins posted:

Black Crown Vic:


If you get a Black and White Crown Vic you can go as fast as you want cause everyone will assume you are a cop and get out of your way. Also cops will wave at you as you speed by.

BloodBag
Sep 20, 2008

WITNESS ME!



Clearly you're looking for a Black & White Chevy Tahoe PPV


they autocross these drat things at the Houston SCCA since it's held at the Police academy

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.
No, you need a weeaboo tofu spec black and white AE86:

Turbo Fondant
Oct 25, 2010

But those are slow unless you put the LS from a HARDMODE BLACK SIERRA in it

Fo3
Feb 14, 2004

RAAAAARGH!!!! GIFT CARDS ARE FUCKING RETARDED!!!!

(I need a hug)
Fast? black and white so fast it's a blur. You're going to need a 440ci.
Cop motor, cop suspension, cop tyres. Best if it doesn't have a cat as well.

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randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

Everybody knows it's best to drive slow lovely cars fast, as my HARD MODE black 2006 Saturn Ion proves. It even rewards you with a fountain of youth gross pouring out from under the dash on left turns if the ac is on!



e: vvvv we're hosed on hardmode now that CSB has joined, he's owned everyfuckingthing

randomidiot fucked around with this message at 20:27 on May 5, 2018

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
While on the topic of pouring fluids, nothing pours like a hardmode black range rover classic

randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

My hardmode black 1995 Honda Civic poured a few out after it played tag with a truck.



Also, yes, it was fast. Faster than a lot of cars. Because caning a slow car is a lot of fun once you have all of the VTEKS

randomidiot fucked around with this message at 20:29 on May 5, 2018

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher
Pffft. So goddamn slow.

My Hard mode Black Subaru 2017 Levorg Is obviously faster

Mental Hospitality
Jan 5, 2011

CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

Pffft. So goddamn slow.

My Hard mode Black Subaru 2017 Levorg Is obviously faster

You know the correct answer. A Black 1974 XB Falcon Interceptor

BloodBag
Sep 20, 2008

WITNESS ME!



Mental Hospitality posted:

You know the correct answer. A Black 1974 XB Falcon Interceptor


The black War Rig is the only choice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfKyuO1G5pQ

goddamn, I love this movie

Bajaha
Apr 1, 2011

BajaHAHAHA.



OP, are you sure you actually want to go fast? You might just want to LOOK like you go fast.

If that's the case, I would suggest this Hard Mode BLACK Subaru Impreza w/ WRX hood

LloydDobler
Oct 15, 2005

You shared it with a dick.

Or if you want to be fast while safe and nobody knowing you're actually pretty fast, how bout this Hard Mode BLACK Volvo V70 T5?

Aargh
Sep 8, 2004

Adding to the black wagons

Hard Mode Skoda Octavia RS

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TheFonz
Aug 3, 2002

<3
What about a hatch for city time?

Hardmode Black MazdaSpeed3

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