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binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

Why does Columbus look like they are the team up a man?

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G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

i really like just how quickly lafc manages to get the ball forward

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

The Sounders should feel lucky to have not conceded in that first half. If it was any other forward that would have been 2 or 3 goals.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

binge crotching posted:

Why does Columbus look like they are the team up a man?

Because we're too used to playing with a man disadvantage

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
I got tired of watching fail rear end Seattle not score and switched to LA Dallas and bam, golazo.

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.
The Roldan brothers keep getting beaten up

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
Man, the Sounders have no ideas this year

They need some attacking skill in the worst way

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
I have a feeling I should've gone to the Reign/Thorns game instead of staying home to watch both.

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.
Why the gently caress did I watch this entire game?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Wake me up when the transfer window opens. :shepicide:

DR AIDS
Nov 4, 2008

No shits will be given

Pungry posted:

Why the gently caress did I watch this entire game?

For real. Seattle's attacking is so loving bad.

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
They just spent the entire second half hitting crosses to the head of that big Columbus back

They tried basically nothing else

This team is trash and I'm beginning to think Schmetzer isn't the man to turn it around

Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

I like how our big addition in the offseason is a guy who is like a worse version of Harry Shipp, who lost his starting spot to a draft pick.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

https://twitter.com/mattpentz/status/992891597116194817

I'm just going to go ahead and assume it's getting amputated tomorrow, because it's only fitting for this season.

Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

whypick1 posted:

https://twitter.com/mattpentz/status/992891597116194817

I'm just going to go ahead and assume it's getting amputated tomorrow, because it's only fitting for this season.

Even worse was SaH tweeting that "No it was injury and he is not trying to force a move".

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

Shelton is cursed to be a #9 who never scores.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Chicago Atlanta is pretty close, this was the best chance for either team.

Schweinsteiger is so much more fun to watch as a #10

https://twitter.com/chicagofire/status/992932992715763712?s=21

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Atlanta did whatever voodoo they do and scored 2 in less than ten minutes.

Alan Gordon deployed early...

porkface
Dec 29, 2000

Why in the everloving poo poo is the POR v SJC game blacked out in Seattle?

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Barco's goal was good. Seems like he's legit.

porkface
Dec 29, 2000

porkface posted:

Why in the everloving poo poo is the POR v SJC game blacked out in Seattle?

ESPN+ reports a technical issue, but as a failing empire they can't actually resolve it over the course of a 2 hour match.

Streamers to the rescue!

porkface
Dec 29, 2000

Upon further reflection, I suspect ESPN implemented the blackout rules for baseball.

I'm going to request a refund.

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!

Seltzer fucked around with this message at 18:09 on May 6, 2018

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
Seems like ESPN preventing people from watching SJ-POR was doing them a favour.

In other news, Orlando-RSL has been a ridiculous end-to-end spectacle and I'm astonished that there's only been the one goal (for RSL, surprisingly).

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

So Seattle is rolling out a 5-4-1 today. Not sure how that's supposed to help with scoring goals, but I guess it can't be any worse than they are already playing.

DR AIDS
Nov 4, 2008

No shits will be given
Grats on 3 points, Toronto. Sorry about this incoming hideous match, everyone else.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
I give myself 15 minutes before I hate myself and want to die for intentionally subjecting myself to this game.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Ban fake starting times :argh:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Wow, no VAR red there. I'm legitimately shocked.

Tigren
Oct 3, 2003

DR AIDS posted:

Grats on 3 points, Toronto. Sorry about this incoming hideous match, everyone else.

Don't worry, no one else is watching that game.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
:siren: THE SOUNDERS ACTUALLY SCORED A loving GOAL :siren:

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
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DR AIDS posted:

Grats on 3 points, Toronto. Sorry about this incoming hideous match, everyone else.

You spoke too soon.

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

I don't know what is going on in this game.

DR AIDS
Nov 4, 2008

No shits will be given
Told you all. Seattle is unstoppable and all other teams are trash. Bitches.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
*your boy fancy voice*

There’s soccer on tonight

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Almost a very nice gift from Irwin there.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Fuuuuuuuuuuuck that was close

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
That seemed inevitable.

DR AIDS
Nov 4, 2008

No shits will be given
Lol son of a bitch

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Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

Tigren posted:

Don't worry, no one else is watching that game.

This is correct, but only because I just have it on as background noise while I play POE2.

whypick1 posted:

That seemed inevitable.

I am not prepared for this world where Jonathan Osorio is actually good at soccer.

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