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camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'
I know Michael Bradley is playing out of position, but that would have been a lovely pass anywhere on the field and I wanna take this opportunity to say that he sucks and has always been overrated

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camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'
Lol Toronto pull yourself together

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
FC Dallas beats a team I don't particularly care for


Yay:toot:

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Columbus Chicago is end to end stuff. No Schweini, but Dax is bossing it.

Of course I walk out of the room and Columbus gets a pen

paddyboat fucked around with this message at 01:07 on May 13, 2018

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Torontlol

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Zardes has been working on his mad diving skilz

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'

paddyboat posted:

Zardes has been working on his mad diving skilz

I'm annoyed that they didn't show a replay, it looked like an obvious and humorously over the top dive

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

camoseven posted:

I'm annoyed that they didn't show a replay, it looked like an obvious and humorously over the top dive

The penalty looked divey, but i couldn’t find a good video. They carded him for the second one.

He’s been good really, just scored as I type this. Chicago aren’t really good without Bastian.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/MLSist/status/995468007055986688

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'

paddyboat posted:

The penalty looked divey, but i couldn’t find a good video. They carded him for the second one.

He’s been good really, just scored as I type this. Chicago aren’t really good without Bastian.

I missed the penalty, but the one he got a yellow for deffo looked like a dive.

In other news...

:siren: DC United aren't in last place in the live standings :siren:

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

lmao Giovinco

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Giovinclol

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'

camoseven posted:

:siren: DC United aren't in last place in the live standings :siren:

:siren: DC United are back in last place in the live standings :siren:

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'
Hahahahaha and now Joseph Mora got a red for being a loving dumbass. This team is a loving jooooke

Hahaha and as I'm posting RSL take the lead, gently caress you DC United, gently caress you Ben Olsen, gently caress you Audi Field you're gonna suck when you open

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Colorado v New Jersey is fun.

VAR
Most Dangerous Scoreline
Incoming red card

poo poo it’s 89’ in

Jovial Cow
Sep 7, 2006

inherently good
Big win there for the Red Bull’s. Been forever since we’ve won in Colorado.

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
Slept through the match due to Police week work, and being surrounded by drunk emotional cops might actually be better than watching DC United play

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

My reaction upon seeing today's Sounders lineup :stonk:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
It worked on Wednesday, so :shrug:

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

whypick1 posted:

It worked on Wednesday, so :shrug:

No Bruin though.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
This game in a nutshell:

:geno:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
jfc Delem, stop going to ground

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
A red-worthy challenge for each team, so :shrug:

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

i agree with taylor twellman's rant



e; accidental quote

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

TwoStepBoog posted:

i agree with taylor twellman's rant



e; accidental quote

It was a pretty fun little rant.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Thanks Goose

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

whypick1 posted:

This game in a nutshell:

:geno:

I decided to do laundry during this game so I could watch the other two without interruptions and this feels increasingly like the smartest soccer-related choice I've made this weekend.

DR AIDS
Nov 4, 2008

No shits will be given
That stumbling dive by Portland was awesome.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
gently caress

El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

This avatar is paid for by "Avatars for improving Lowtax's spine by any means that doesn't result in him becoming brain dead by putting his brain into a cyborg body and/or putting him in a exosuit due to fears of the suit being hacked and crushing him during a cyberpunk future timeline" Foundation

DR AIDS posted:

That stumbling dive by Portland was awesome.

Armenteros diving should have got a yellow

But then he made up for it!

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Healthy CBs are overrated anyway :shepicide:

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

When I saw the lineup I fully expected Portland to win by 3 at home, but I guess they'll just win by 1.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
A VAR red card at 96' isn't much of a consolation prize.

(It's not a red if those other two weren't)

El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

This avatar is paid for by "Avatars for improving Lowtax's spine by any means that doesn't result in him becoming brain dead by putting his brain into a cyborg body and/or putting him in a exosuit due to fears of the suit being hacked and crushing him during a cyberpunk future timeline" Foundation
Kid not passing a ball to Frei in the 100' is the perfect ending for this game.

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
Ladies and gentlemen, your 2018 Seattle Sounders: https://youtu.be/shs7VQhVvxA

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Barco is really good

Nostradingus
Jul 13, 2009

Atlanta is so fun to watch this year

Nostradingus
Jul 13, 2009

lmao Orlando fans are so salty

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

hahaha orlando fans

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trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

Nostradingus posted:

lmao Orlando fans are so salty

not as salty as Will Johnson

lol ok now the fans have taken back the mantle

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