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Jaded Burnout

You're all my favourite people but who wants the coveted title of Most Favoured Poster?

State your case below.

# ? May 7, 2018 11:23

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# ? May 21, 2024 00:11

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

*covers self in sriracha and cool ranch dorito powder*

i am most flavoured poster

# ? May 7, 2018 13:22

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

I want to be your favoured poster,
I want to be that special one,
I want to be your roller coaster
Get me on board we'll have some fun!

If I could be the favoured poster,
The one that others talk about-
I could then be a load-mouthed boaster,
Your endorsement would be my only clout!

I would settle for a nomination
To be included with the rest,
I'd give myself congratulations
Even if I'm not the best!

Please consider me in the running
When you go to narrow it down
To someone with the skill and cunning,
(I'd settle to be your favourite clown!)

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# ? May 7, 2018 13:54

Weener Beater

I am the most Favoured Poster of all time!

# ? May 7, 2018 16:03

Manifisto

thank you for the opportunity to apply for this position! my qualifications:

my financial remuneration demands are quite modest compared to the millions that the sa mods and admins are raking in, and I'm willing to accept compensation in taco form;
instead of boring consistent excellence, my posts swing with exciting unpredictability between slightly bad and extremely terrible;
not afraid to come out and say what we're all thinking, cilantro is good, mushrooms are good, racism and sexism are bad;
am definitely not a double agent employed by c*upons and d*als to bring byob down from within;
that shirt you're wearing is very flattering, you look wonderful today

Manifisto fucked around with this message at 17:01 on May 7, 2018

ty nesamdoom!

# ? May 7, 2018 16:45

Jaded Burnout

Hugh Malone posted:

*covers self in sriracha and cool ranch dorito powder*

i am most flavoured poster

I mean, true. You can have that title.

Weener Beater posted:

I am the most Favoured Poster of all time!

Umm..

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Manifisto posted:

my financial remuneration demands are quite modest compared to the millions that the sa mods and admins are raking in, and I'm willing to accept compensation in taco form;

Hm, yes, this is good.

Manifisto posted:

instead of boring consistent excellence, my posts swing with exciting unpredictability between slightly bad and extremely terrible;

I'm going to upgrade this to "kinda decent and moderately awful".

Manifisto posted:

not afraid to come out and say what we're all thinking, cilantro is good, mushrooms are good, racism and sexism are bad;

All wrong, except the last two.

Manifisto posted:

am definitely not a double agent employed by c*upons and d*als to bring byob down from within;

Would that not just be "an agent"? Sounds like the sort of mistake a triple agent would make.

Manifisto posted:

that shirt you're wearing is very flattering, you look wonderful today

Liar! My shirt sucks!

I'm sorry Mr Fisto, you're just not the right.. culture fit.

Jaded Burnout fucked around with this message at 18:00 on May 7, 2018

# ? May 7, 2018 17:57

Jaded Burnout

Splatmaster is winning!

# ? May 7, 2018 18:02

kalel

*nervously* h-hey you wanna, uh, ahem, g-go see a movie or whatever? I heard the new Marvel movie... is... pretty cool, umm, you know, and stuff. Don't worry, my mom can drive us. Wow, is it hot in here or what? Hahahaha! Ha ha, heh, um, ahem.

I'll buy you popcorn?

# ? May 7, 2018 18:28

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# ? May 7, 2018 18:36

Jaded Burnout

SciFiDownBeat posted:

*nervously* h-hey you wanna, uh, ahem, g-go see a movie or whatever? I heard the new Marvel movie... is... pretty cool, umm, you know, and stuff. Don't worry, my mom can drive us. Wow, is it hot in here or what? Hahahaha! Ha ha, heh, um, ahem.

I'll buy you popcorn?

Yeah dude, your mom's totally hot.