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so three days ago i was sitting at my computer desk and i saw a jumping spider on the other side of the window. i happen to like jumping spiders because they look like cute little professional boxers (unlike real professional boxers who are paid to get the cute beaten out of them). anyways i was appreciating it and i slowly inched a finger towards it to make sure it was alive and it twitched a bit so i stopped because i didnt want to alarm it.
the next day, i was at my computer again and i saw the spider again but it seemed to have more depth, more reality to it - i looked closer and i discovered that it was in the exact same place on the window, however this time it was on the inside of the window. i was happy, because i like jumping spiders and now i had a computer friend
to my surprise, today it was there again, but i took my eye off it and it moved from the window to my desk. this was still positive, but it was getting a little close for comfort and i was worried that my frantic keyboard motions or sick 754 degree noscope trickshots might endanger it.
we passed some time in idle contentment
however, it is getting closer and i just found it on my pants. i admonished it gently and returned it to the corner window, hoping the lesson would be learned.
how did it get through a window that doesn't open? how come it gets closer day by day? is the spider going to be inside of me tomorrow?
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i'm into fashion
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You will be engaged and worrying that it's not having sex with others.
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May 10, 2018 23:06
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by Athanatos
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You will be engaged and worrying that it's not having sex with others.
i feel as though this is tangentially related to my pressing concerns
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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!
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May 10, 2018 23:09
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Jumping spiders are cute.
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May 11, 2018 18:01
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It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...
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May 12, 2018 02:02
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You shall not pass!
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u may be able to convince him to stay if u make him a small dwelling of convenient hiding places on ur widnowsill
please report back about ur new friend 
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May 12, 2018 21:46
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so three days ago i was sitting at my computer desk and i saw a jumping spider on the other side of the window. i happen to like jumping spiders because they look like cute little professional boxers (unlike real professional boxers who are paid to get the cute beaten out of them). anyways i was appreciating it and i slowly inched a finger towards it to make sure it was alive and it twitched a bit so i stopped because i didnt want to alarm it.
the next day, i was at my computer again and i saw the spider again but it seemed to have more depth, more reality to it - i looked closer and i discovered that it was in the exact same place on the window, however this time it was on the inside of the window. i was happy, because i like jumping spiders and now i had a computer friend
to my surprise, today it was there again, but i took my eye off it and it moved from the window to my desk. this was still positive, but it was getting a little close for comfort and i was worried that my frantic keyboard motions or sick 754 degree noscope trickshots might endanger it.
we passed some time in idle contentment
however, it is getting closer and i just found it on my pants. i admonished it gently and returned it to the corner window, hoping the lesson would be learned.
how did it get through a window that doesn't open? how come it gets closer day by day? is the spider going to be inside of me tomorrow?
can't. read. post.
too. jealous. of. AVATAR
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May 12, 2018 23:52
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Spiders are pretty weird and they freak me out, but hey, make friends where you can OP
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May 13, 2018 04:27
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- Olive!
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It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...
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May 13, 2018 18:28
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You shall not pass!
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u never look me in my 3rd pair of eyes when we make love anymore 
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May 13, 2018 19:39
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Apr 27, 2024 14:43
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Well *I* only read the New Yorker and eat Fancy Feast.
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hello i am a jumping spider who's feeling extra spicy. you should not worry yourself with such things as the jumping spider's intent; instead, maybe leave some cheetos out for the ants to get so the spider can eat and then you eat the cheetoh afterwards.
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