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Motherfucker Star Wars takes place in a galaxy that has at least 10 planets but these people keep running into each other like it's a small village
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Brother Entropy posted:it might just be because it's being presented in a bullet point list of what happens but man the plot of this sounds kinda...scattered To be fair you could probably do the same with empire strikes back and make it also seem scattered
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May 13, 2018 04:55
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Now I kinda want the climax of ep 9 to involve the falcon getting completely loving obliterated
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May 21, 2018 02:32
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Solo was the last best chance to have a star war without lightsabers right
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Jun 4, 2018 21:27
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Szmitten posted:The most interesting suggestion I heard about a Boba Fett movie was to actually have other characters be the protagonists, but they're being hunted by Fett. So you have this Terminator/Predator-esque chase movie instead of actually giving him character and robbing the mystique. Boba Fett is an irredeemable gently caress up who died like a bitch to a blind man
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Jun 5, 2018 13:17
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remusclaw posted:On the contrary, just about every time they introduce new characters into the backstory of people we know, they die sometime before the end of these movies. Lando's lady friend Bride of Pinbot had a death sentence on her once they explained she had all the navigation data in her head, I was like, "Oh, that's why the Falcon's computer has most peculiar dialect." poo poo they are killing off all the characters we know as well. Hate that kind of poo poo, trying to legend up every aspect of the original trilogy. The Falcon has a peculiar dialect because it's been illegally modified to hell and back not because it's possessed by Lando's girlfriendtron
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Jun 8, 2018 20:39
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How on earth do they write themselves the perfect excuse to write out the dead actress but still insist on using her either as a ghoulish graphical golem or a recast her Like literally no one will be happy with whatever decision they make
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Jun 10, 2018 19:05
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But then how would we know where Han got his legendary rear view mirror dice or his pant stripe
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Jul 7, 2018 16:40
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Gonz posted:He also needs to snatch back the gold Falcon dice. And the in Calrissian we need an explanation for the Iced Creams Machine and how significant it was in Lando's road to ruling Cloud City
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Jul 11, 2018 00:00
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Growing a beard's the easiest thing in the world and wouldn't necessarily indicate anything if we didn't already know he's in the next movie
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Aug 4, 2018 23:12
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Captain Splendid posted:"Scarif" was easier to come up with. Idgi
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Aug 25, 2018 04:11
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I can’t wait for twenty years in the future when these new Star Wars are completely post mortemed and analyzed and dissected because dang the disconnect between episodes here is super obvious
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Oct 19, 2018 01:42
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Szmitten posted:No more than the originals surely. Those were similarly made up as they went along ("He betrayed and murdered your father," "There is another," "Leia is my sister.") and have drastically different visual/directorial styles (see the in depth ESB/ROJ comparison) I mean, the original trilogy and to an extent the prequel trilogy were disconnected because Lucas got entirely too ambitious and weird with his ideas, while this new trilogy feels like it's disconnected because JJ Abrams who just loves to smell his own farts when it comes to setting up mysteries with no clear resolution and because the other guy with the dainty hands wanted to do something different and then it's going back to JJ Abrams who again, mystery farts
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Oct 23, 2018 00:51
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TheBigBudgetSequel posted:The new show just crossed over with The Force Awakens which is interesting, but it doesn't really have anything important going on as far as I've been able to tell. How?
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Mar 31, 2019 20:26
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LOOK AT THE MOONS
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Aug 20, 2019 00:31
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So why another loving desert planet, Jesus Christ go somewhere else
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Aug 22, 2019 23:33
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So the movie is fifteen hours long
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Sep 29, 2019 20:36
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Nice that Disney left the door wide open with Palpatine returning again because if the guy survived being chucked into a reactor, exploding, and then being vaporized along with the Death Star 2 why would getting fried by lightning slow him down
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Dec 16, 2019 02:07
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People who insist rots was a good movie forget that after the atonal slapstick where Anakin and obi wan do vaudeville and a man is decapitated with laser scissors there’s three back to back exposition scenes slowly drowned out by the world's most poorly directed actors (the hangar, padme's room and the Jedi meeting room)
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Dec 22, 2019 19:22
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Noam Chomsky posted:The MCU films are adaptations featuring storylines and characters people already know and love. Also why Rey wears the exact same outfit throughout the trilogy while everyone constantly changed wardrobes in the OT
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Dec 22, 2019 19:54
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Shoehead posted:She has one outfit per movie, though her 2 JJ outfits are really similar. Well I’m gonna have to be side by sides because her wardrobe in my head is just wispy earth tones
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Dec 22, 2019 20:03
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surf rock posted:I've come to the horrifying conclusion that I would actually rather watch the prequel trilogy than the sequel trilogy. Have you... have you seen the pt recently? Because those are major, major words you’re saying
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Feb 20, 2020 02:07
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Colostomy Bag posted:What's Palp's porn name? Pumpaton
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Mar 6, 2020 22:37
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:Why stop there? Ugggghhhhhhh divorce the mandalorian from the rest of the movie poo poo
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May 8, 2020 22:24
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Seriously the mandalorian was so good because it did its own thing while only having the trappings of a star war. Please don’t start bloating it up with blue milk and werewolf aliens
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May 8, 2020 23:16
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PeterWeller posted:Dude, it's a show about a Mandalorian bounty hunter who, aided by a former rebel commando and an Ugnaut, contends with Jawas, an IG droid, an AT-ST, Stormtroopers, and a Moff carrying the Dark Saber to save Baby Yoda. It's made out of blue milk and werewolf aliens. Yeah that’s fine and all but they don’t need to start bringing in movie characters and I hope that the dark saber is the only laser sword in this series
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May 8, 2020 23:41
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Halloween Jack posted:Is there any explanation for why Vader didn't kill Reva. Spinoffs and cameos in spinoffs Halloween Jack posted:or why Kenobi didn't kill Vader?
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Jun 24, 2022 01:04
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Were they honoring the dead when they popped two fully staffed death stars? That's a stupid rationalization for why they didn't kill Vader. Would've been better if obiwan had said I will not kill you the force still needs you for something
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Jun 24, 2022 01:46
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Alchenar posted:Nah the most important thing Lucas says is "This is a fairytale. You want everybody to live happily ever after and nothing bad happens to anybody" and he's right. If a fairytale is what you are telling. The child murdering genocidal maniac?
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The only way it would’ve made sense is if something or someone had intervened and interrupted the fight after Ewan Mcgregor got the upper hand allowing Vader to get away/chased off obiwan
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