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Spoiler: these new movies aren’t very good. E: obi wan movie should be lone wolf and cub and I won’t hear otherwise. Kart Barfunkel fucked around with this message at 17:10 on May 11, 2018 |
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cuntman.net posted:i hope darth maul survives and is still around way after the sequel movies With a big horn beard.
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May 11, 2018 20:09
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No fuckin' Jabba? This is horse poo poo.
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May 12, 2018 22:21
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“This movie was tepid trash, but they really set the stage for the next movie to be good” is a train of thought that needs to just die already.
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May 18, 2018 18:38
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What’s the safest, most obvious, boring approach they could possibly do? It’ll be that.
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May 24, 2019 19:09
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Mooey Cow posted:lmao, you're right! Wow, what a great looking shot.
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May 31, 2019 19:54
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The characters walking around so far include Rey, Chewbacca, Kylo, stormtroopers and First Order officers. That’s pretty much it, I believe.
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Jul 13, 2019 00:25
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If that’s true, which I don’t doubt, nobody on YouTube seems to have bothered to record her, or talk about her in any way. Lol. Is Aurra Sing still alive? I like her. Put her in Star Wars land. E: I see the blue haired lady. She’s the lead character in a stunt show that they’ll do in the land now and then. Kart Barfunkel fucked around with this message at 00:36 on Jul 13, 2019 |
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Jul 13, 2019 00:31
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Yes, really. Justice League and BvS.
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Jul 15, 2019 06:46
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Bogus Adventure posted:There need to be more examples of Neimoidians blockading human planets due to tax disputes in these Star Wars. My lord! Is that...legal?
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Aug 21, 2019 00:15
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For the last time Skippy the Jedi Droid was never canon!!!!!!!!!
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Aug 22, 2019 01:24
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Schwarzwald posted:I see we're continuing the trend of the same ship designs from six films ago but in a different color scheme. You mean exactly like their planets, aliens, plot, characters, etc etc
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Aug 22, 2019 22:13
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I’d take this over the Knights of Ren’s cricket paddles and whatnot.
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Aug 25, 2019 04:37
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Red eyed C-3PO lol kill me now.
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Aug 26, 2019 18:20
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:Didn’t one of the storyboard leaks mentioned an “evil” C-3PO that got uploaded some combat poo poo? It did. It also went on to say that he ends up using Chewbacca’s bowcaster to, spoiler warning, comedic effect.
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Aug 26, 2019 18:58
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Shaocaholica posted:It is Rey. It's just a really poorly done shot. I'm not even talking about the double dildo her face just doesn't look right. Disney’s female leads aren’t allowed to emote. It’s in their contract to never use their eyebrows.
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Aug 26, 2019 19:05
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Of all the characters they’ve completely dropped the ball on, Finn is by far the most disappointing.
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Aug 27, 2019 19:42
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Michael Bay podrace movie.
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Aug 28, 2019 04:14
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She ain’t of the people. I didn’t see her pour no drinks. There’s a giant statue of her on top of the building, drat it! Guillotine!
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Sep 7, 2019 05:00
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General Dog posted:The one where they pair Jar Jar and Mace Windu and they end up in the Temple of Doom is kind of great They even give Jar Jar a girlfriend. She’s the same species as Mars Guo. I love that little arc.
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Sep 9, 2019 19:12
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Franchise meta commentaries are just the worst.
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Sep 10, 2019 20:24
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It sounds awesome and super pulpy and I’m sad we’ll never get to see it.
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Sep 24, 2019 17:21
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Zoran posted:Same reason they didn’t run the anti-cloaking scan routinely, it's cheaper not to keep your defenses and your sensors engaged while you’re in combat They pulled two enormous spaceships out of their rear end but they couldn’t afford to keep the a/c running?
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Oct 4, 2019 20:09
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euphronius posted:Hux is shown to be competent in the movies. He’s has a few successes. But also arrogant to a fault in that he consistently underestimates the Rebels (probably based on his ideological views). In ww2 movie terms he’s the competent but blinkered and out of touch Nazi officer and the rest of the staff are world-weary Wehrmacht An hour earlier in the context of the film the rebels just blew up their entire secret planet. Why would they have any reason not to be protective of their equipment when the last of the rebel’s are cornered and making what is clearly a desperate act of aggression? It’s stupid. It’d be characterization of hubris if the first order put up some big fancy shields and holdo’s maneuver just cut through it. Kart Barfunkel fucked around with this message at 20:37 on Oct 4, 2019 |
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Oct 4, 2019 20:33
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Zoran posted:Smart of him to throw in with the faction that is literally a dozen people. Glad he read the script in advance Hux has a nose for plot armor. If you read the books and comics and played the video games you would know this.
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Oct 5, 2019 09:14
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It’s about hope. And family. Family hope. And that’s great.
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Oct 15, 2019 17:58
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Of the pretty excessive OT/EU nods in this first episode, I appreciated the use of the Garindan alien. And I thought the animation on the IG unit was really fun. My question is why didn’t that blow to the head trigger his self destruct?
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Nov 13, 2019 05:33
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I’m ready for some Lone Wolf and Cub action in this Mandalorian show, if the ending is anything to go by.
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Nov 13, 2019 19:18
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“What’s your name, son?” “Han.” “Han...what? Who are your people?” “I don’t have people. I’m alone.” *Imperial officer typing* “Han...Maclunkey”
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Nov 14, 2019 00:31
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Sith Lords are our speciality.
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Nov 22, 2019 20:09
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nemesis_hub posted:It only took 3 movies, a huge team of supposedly top tier filmmakers, and untold millions of dollars for us to get a couple of new images/ideas! The set piece is also a glaringly obvious Fury Road rip-off. Great dialogue btw. And what memorable sound design.
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Nov 25, 2019 21:14
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No, AOTC isn’t photorealistic up to today’s standards and some shots are kinda iffy, but I really love the sleek 50’s look it has and the art direction definitely leans into that surreal, chromatic style. That look is also pretty much limited to places like Coruscant and Kamino. If it isn’t your taste, fine, but it was state of the art craftsmanship for 2002.
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Dec 9, 2019 08:45
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Not true. For example, those buttes and spires anakin weaves through early in the race are (simple, by our modern perspective) geometric models with photos laid over and blurred appropriately for the proper speed. There’s lots of other parts of the track like that, but it’s a convincing effect. About 40 seconds in: https://youtu.be/xbAV4dO8gvM Kart Barfunkel fucked around with this message at 09:36 on Dec 9, 2019 |
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Dec 9, 2019 09:33
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AlternateAccount posted:This is still Very Good, because despite the massive limitations of tech, it actually tries to tell a story visually and is full of atmosphere and vibe. Same, but the prequels.
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Dec 9, 2019 21:05
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Do we have any idea if they explain why Luke/Anakin’s lightsaber is back together?
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Dec 11, 2019 06:48
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I forgot if the movie left any wiggle room but is it established after the Rashōmon poo poo that Luke definitely tried to kill his nephew in his sleep for having bad thoughts?
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Dec 11, 2019 19:11
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No Mods No Masters posted:The disney end game is a feature length light speed skipping sequence, with each skip lasting only as long as necessary to reveal a different set of toyetic droids, aliens, people (but I repeat myself), vistas, ships, things you remember, and etc. A sort of ikea catalogue as film I know that the franchise’s toyetic qualities have been echoed for good reason, but it’s pretty incredible how they even fumbled that. Each movie had a cantina variant with a bunch of alien designs but they barely made any moves in the marketing. A few designs that got cut from TFA (the guy in the red suit, that Jakku guy with the wide brim hat) but those guys ended up warming pegs for months. For a company known for pumping out marketable characters, they did an amazingly terrible job at unique looking things to sell as toys. Really, the biggest things they’ve made were BB-8 and baby Yoda. They were so out of ideas that they tried to remake BB-8 again in DIO, who was already a remake of R2!
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Remember when Rey had force lightning and killed Chewbacca but then it turns out she didn’t and was never addressed again?
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2house2fly posted:*rubbing temples* ok so... dogs exist in the Star Wars universe? *Ahem* Actually Threepio was shooting at Jedi master D’aug’s who was actually a Tusken Raider who trained under Quinlan Vos, a Quermian ex-bounty hunter who went on to steal the Death Star plans at 4-LOM’s wedding and furthermore
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Cartoon Man posted:Meesa bustin’ with happiness.
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