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Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWarsLeaks/comments/8ipwj5/full_plot_synopsis/?st=JH3V7CMW&sh=2f95044a

-Film starts with text, not really a crawl

-Han and Qi'ra are trying to leave Corellia. They are boyfriend and girlfriend, and they kiss.

-They try to bribe an Imperial officer to escape Corellia, they get separated, Qi'ra gets captured by gangsters, Han hides in a recruitment center where he joins the Imperial army to leave Corellia. He says his name is just "Han" and that he's alone...Imperial guard gives him the last name "Solo"

3 years later

-Han is fighting on Mimban. He sees Beckett and his team including Val and Rio Durant. They are disguised as Imperial troops, but aren't fighting. Han tries to tell on them because they won't let him join their crew, but Beckett rats Han out first, saying that Han is trying to desert the Empire.

-Han gets thrown into a prisoner camp, where Chewie is. They escape. Beckett's crew sees this and they decide to "rescue" Han and Chewie and let them be part of their crew

-They try to steal fuel cells from a train from the trailer. Enfys Nest and the Cloud Raiders are also there, trying to steal it. Val sacrifices herself. Rio Durant, who is the pilot, also dies.

-Now Han must pilot the ship (not the Falcon) He drops the fuel cells and they blow up.

-Han, Chewie, and Beckett now go to Dryden Voss' hangout. He is the gangster they are trying to sell fuel cells too. Beckett comes up with a new plan, saying that there is some on Kessel.

-Qi'ra is now Dryden's girlfriend. She tells them that she knows Lando has a fast ship they can use.

-Han, Chewie, Beckett, Qi'ra go see Lando.

-Han plays sabacc with Lando to win the Falcon. Han loses because Lando cheats, Han knows he cheats, but can't prove it.

-Lando and L3 fly the Falcon with the crew to Kessel. Han and Qi'ra have another moment alone, they kiss again.

-L3 tries to save robot prisoners, but gets shot and teared in half

-Chewie tries to free Wookies. Doesn't seem like he knows them.

-The crew escapes Kessel with the fuel cells. Han must fly the Falcon now, because Lando is sad L3 is basically dead. They use L3's "brain" to help navigate through a black hole and the tentacle monster from the trailer

-The fuel cells from Kessel are unstable, so they have to go to a new planet to make them stable some how. Enfys Nest and her gang are there. Turns out she is a 16 year old girl and they are trying to help some "rebellion" and needs the fuel.

-Not clear if Han and the gang give them some or what, doesn't seem like any Cloud Raiders die

-Lando flies away with the Falcon.

-Han, Chewie, Qi'ra, go back to Dryden Voss. Beckett stays behind for some reason, it sounds like he thinks Dryden Voss may kill him.

-It turns out Beckett double crosses Han and tells Dryden Voss that the fuel cells are fake (even though they are real)

-Han, Qi'ra, and Chewie fight Dryden Voss and his guards. Voss and his guards die.

-Han goes after Beckett for revenge. Qi'ra stays behind, using a hologram message to speak with her actual gangster boss: Darth Maul

-Darth Maul is a crime lord now. Ray Park is the actor, but they use Sam Witwer's voice

-It sounds like Maul is only in hologram form and is in the movie for less than a minute.

-This is the last mention of Qi'ra. It is unclears what happens to her

-Beckett tries to talk his way out of trouble with Han, but Han shoots first and kills Beckett

-The movie ends with Han and Chewie going to a new planet to find Lando.

-Han hugs Lando, similarly to how Lando hugs Han in ESB. While hugging, Han steals Lando's cheat card he kept in his sleeve.

-Han goes all in on his sabacc hand, winning Lando's Falcon

-Han and Chewie fly the Falcon, stating they need to go to Tattoine to meet a "big time gangster" presumably Jabba the Hutt, although Jabba is not mentioned by name

-No Boba Fett

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Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

kidkissinger posted:

Then they should allude to this in the actual text, not say it on Twitter to get hits.

Lando being pansexual would be great. PUT IN THE MOVIE

Stick around for the after credits scene. Let's just say Lando and Han dump some spice..together.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
So the Hollywood Reporter is saying that the dude who did the Wolverine movies is directing a Boba Fett movie.

Endless trash dot GIF

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

General Dog posted:

The Jon Favreau character was comedy poison; I was relieved he was dispatched quickly.

I haven’t seen the movie yet so I don’t know if you’re joking or not. It’s impossible to tell

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
So is the Qi'ra/Solo thing a hook for part 2, Boba Fett the movie or Obi-wan the movie? Seems like it could fit into any of those.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

Hansen85 posted:

I've been saying it for years now, but the Obi-Wan movie should have a crazy one-armed Mace Windu showing up on Obi-Wan's doorstep, initiating some offworld adventure to do whatever. Make it a buddy movie with a third act turn where Mace decides he needs to kill Luke.

After Solo, why the gently caress not. You wanna get nuts? Let's get nuts.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
Calling it now, Finn is Lando's son.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
Is anyone really wondering if he’s going to be in episode 9?

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

BigglesSWE posted:

If you read the actual article, it claims that it’s someone else than Jango or Boba. It’s set post RotJ but pre TFA.

I think one of two things will happen:

-In the pilot episode, his identity will be unknown. Everything will imply it's not Boba Fett. Then in the final scene of the pilot, we'll get some sort of reveal that it is actually Boba Fett.

-His identity will remain hidden throughout the entire first season. Then, in the final scene of the S1 finale, we find out it is Boba Fett.


There's no loving way they make a Mandalorian show and it's NOT about him.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

Jerkface posted:

JJ Abrams half listening to that interview: "Huh? Dispatch them quickly? Got it!"

Star Wars fans should really check out Episode 5 of "The Book of Boba Fett" - it has no relation to the previous 4 episodes so if you're soured on boba fett you don't have to worry. Its just a really well made romp with connections to the PT, OT, AND ST. Its also very well made. Some of the most gorgeous effects on the TV shows so far.

Pretty sure most of the money for the season went to this episode because nearly everything in the previous episodes looks like total dog poo poo.

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Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

euphronius posted:

Did Rodriguez finally stop directing episodes

Bryce Dallas Howard did this week's.

I don't really keep up on that stuff but people in the TVIV said Rodriguez has one more.

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