- Ace of Baes
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girls love it when you offer tribunal blood sacrifice at the obelisk
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May 14, 2018 03:53
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- Adbot
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- Ace of Baes
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girls love it when you cleanse yourself of impurities and submit your will to the ancient ones, allowing your body to become a husk for unimaginable darkness
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May 14, 2018 03:54
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- Farecoal
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There he go
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girls love it! just love it!! girls... they love IT! Love! Love it!! It...it! Love; girls?
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May 14, 2018 04:22
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- cat_herder
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BE GAY
DO CRIME
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I love to unhinge my jaw and swallow the struggling souls of men who think they're alphas.
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May 14, 2018 04:29
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- Macnult
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girls love it when you tip the ankou
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May 14, 2018 04:43
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- Olive!
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It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...
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girls love it when you sign the pact in your own blood
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May 14, 2018 05:29
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- vanisher
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girls love it when you can go two or even three times a day to the demonic altar to make a blood offering
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May 14, 2018 06:31
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by Smythe
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girls love it when u summon heat death with a circle of salt
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May 14, 2018 13:11
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- cda
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by Hand Knit
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girls love it when prometheus, through the pain, loves the eagle
This is legitimately beautiful
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May 14, 2018 13:24
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- krampster2
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"First we were the spark; now, we are the flame!"
think about it, girls love this quote
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May 14, 2018 14:27
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- Weener Beater
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Girls love it when you offer up your tumescent member to be sacrificed in the gaping maw of their shark-toothed nether-mouth
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May 14, 2018 15:41
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by Fluffdaddy
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Girls love it when you're an attentive and sensual lover
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May 14, 2018 17:08
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- Meeksha
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i did it all for the nookie
Ask me how!
-freb dust
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girls love it when you ascend to a higher plane
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come on and slam and welcome to the jam
Thank you Heather Papps for the summer sig!
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May 14, 2018 18:53
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Girls love it when you call them women, run your fingers through their hair and whisper from behind them, "every woman you walk past wishes they could be as beautiful as you" just before you thrust your key into her hand and tell her you have a custom wine cellar in your house.
Girls love it when you have a job and good hygiene
Girls love it when you look up and say "how was your day?" when they come home and you actually listen to the reply. She might say for example, "Susan got a new dress, and it was the same fabric as MY outfit! She knew I liked that print ! The slut... now what am I gonna wear on Tuesday?" If you say anything other than "you rock that poo poo better than Susan can any day of the week!" girls will love it.
If you come home late at night drunk and your wife tries to help you into bed and you say "Hey! Get away from me, I'm married!" they love that.
girls like when you're a responsible father and make sure your children are well fed, clothed, doing well in school, and happy (before you blood sacrifice them)
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May 14, 2018 18:56
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by Fluffdaddy
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Girls love it you're a pretty girl flirting with them
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May 14, 2018 18:57
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by sebmojo
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Girls love it when you take them on a romantic stroll that passes by the Jade Tombs and the Tree of Pain. They also love it when you end your walk in the shadow of the Shrike Palace, drop to one knee and ask that age old question: "We know why Tim Tebow knelt, but what did he stand for?"
lol
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May 14, 2018 18:58
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- Meeksha
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i did it all for the nookie
Ask me how!
-freb dust
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girls love it when you serenade them with the wailings of your ancestors. sometimes it works best if it is to the tune of one of ke$ha's hit songs.
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come on and slam and welcome to the jam
Thank you Heather Papps for the summer sig!
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May 14, 2018 20:08
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- Ace of Baes
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girls love it when you fall from grace as a watcher to decieve the first woman so that your nephalim offspring can inhabit Canaan
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May 14, 2018 21:51
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- Slush Garbo
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FALSE SLACK
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NO SLACK
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girls love it when you've built your own house, a little ways outside of town, at the convergence of important ley lines to increase the power of spells cast, incantations spoken, and sigils scribed in the name of the Mother Goddess
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May 15, 2018 01:49
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I came home after a stressful day at work, and as I opened the door I entered upon the most beautiful scene. A trail of rose petals and the scent of roast dinner filled my senses as I walked down the candlelit hall he had prepared for me. And as I entered the scene the sensuous, flowing string music he had composed for me changed to a shrieking quartet of tritones.
It was beautiful, there he was, flayed on the dark alter of Ihrinwe, Lord of Blood. The roast chicken was stuffed down his mouth like Saturn devouring his son; he knew that was my favourite painting. I smiled and said "aww, thanks honey."
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May 15, 2018 05:16
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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of course they do, those guys fix their computers
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May 15, 2018 22:30
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- cda
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by Hand Knit
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Your av is unfortunate and I hope someone changes it. Girls love when someone changes your avatar to something cool.
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May 15, 2018 23:37
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by vyelkin
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girls love it when you lie on top of them and vibrate while humming and your eyes roll back in your head and black ichor pours out of your nose and mouth.
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May 15, 2018 23:44
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- Sham bam bamina!
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ƨtupid cat
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girls love it when you put it in their bootys
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May 16, 2018 00:51
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- Sham bam bamina!
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ƨtupid cat
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girls love it when you carry the dread engine that renders your supernal imaginings to palimpsest two miles to her house to print her Microsoft Publisher documents
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May 16, 2018 00:55
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- Applewhite
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by vyelkin
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girls love it when you stick your finger in their mouth when they yawn.
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May 16, 2018 01:27
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