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(Shouting at out of control crowd at concert) Are you ready to rock? I said ARE YOU READY TO ROCK? I CAN'T HEAR YOU! WHAT? OK SORRY THIS IS AWKWARD BUT COULD YOU PLEASE REPEAT ONE MORE TIME THERE IS A LOT OF NOISE IN HERE.......OK. FIVE MINUTES. NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME TO GO TO THE BATHROOM BECAUSE IN FIVE MINUTES WE ARE GOING TO ROCK YOUR rear end OFF!!!! 
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May 15, 2018 19:39
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OK, when I say "Rock and—" you say "Roll!" Ready? Rock and— *a handful of people shouts out "ROLL!!!" at the top of their lungs* Ok let's see, who's out... You and you and you, all of this group over here, please leave. You're out. Thanks. Alright, SIMON SAAAAAAYYYYYYSSSS ROCK AND— *Crowd explodes* ROLLLLLL!!!!!! ---------------- |
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May 15, 2018 23:24
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. . . elmore city, oklahoma! |
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May 15, 2018 23:46
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Applewhite posted:OK, when I say "Rock and—" you say "Roll!" Ready? |
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May 16, 2018 00:50
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Applewhite posted:OK, when I say "Rock and—" you say "Roll!" Ready? |
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May 16, 2018 01:00
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...the casbah |
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May 16, 2018 01:00
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i'm a little disappointed that when I opened the thread it wasn't just a big picture of a rock but I guess the thread title would have to be "rock in here..."
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*Lead singer having a stroke onstage in front of everyone but no one can tell because it's a heavy metal band and it just looks like he's thrashing* *Foam starts shooting out of his mouth* *The audience jeers and throws beer bottles at the paramedics trying to fight their way through the crowd* ---------------- |
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May 16, 2018 01:15
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*Practicing in my high school garage band, yelling* "What's up Steve's parents hoooouuuse! Best fans ever here! Steve's mom, you rock!"
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May 16, 2018 06:52
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Thank you Cleveland! We gotta tell you, Portland, we haven't had as good a time since the last time we were here in Lapland. Nobody has crowds like you, the great people of the Hinterlands, and we can't wait til we come back here to the Badlands |
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May 16, 2018 13:06
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Applewhite posted:OK, when I say "Rock and—" you say "Roll!" Ready? |
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May 16, 2018 14:00
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Applewhite posted:OK, when I say "Rock and—" you say "Roll!" Ready?
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May 16, 2018 16:09
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"I heard they really know how to rock here in Municipal Falls!" (audience muttering to itself) "Is... Is that true?" "That can't be right." "Maybe she's thinking of a different city?" (mayor steps forward.) "Uh, ma'am, yes, hello. Thank you very much for coming here. On behalf of the people of Municipal Falls, I would like to let you know that we do not, in fact, know how to rock. Sorry for any confusion." |
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May 16, 2018 16:23
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Applewhite posted:OK, when I say "Rock and—" you say "Roll!" Ready? |
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May 16, 2018 16:23
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blaise rascal posted:"I heard they really know how to rock here in Municipal Falls!"
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May 16, 2018 18:57
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Koishi Komeiji posted:(Shouting at out of control crowd at concert) Are you ready to rock? I said ARE YOU READY TO ROCK? I CAN'T HEAR YOU! WHAT? OK SORRY THIS IS AWKWARD BUT COULD YOU PLEASE REPEAT ONE MORE TIME THERE IS A LOT OF NOISE IN HERE.......OK. FIVE MINUTES. NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME TO GO TO THE BATHROOM BECAUSE IN FIVE MINUTES WE ARE GOING TO ROCK YOUR rear end OFF!!!!
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May 16, 2018 18:58
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Twisted Sister's "I Wanna Rock" but Dee Snider is just weeping and sobbing the whole time while singing it, as he finds himself unable to rock.
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May 16, 2018 19:16
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"gibraltar!" the next week: "plymouth!" the next week: "er . . . uluru . . . " *shoots withering look at tour manager* "somehow, barry, some way, when you're least expecting it, I will destroy you for this" |
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May 16, 2018 19:26
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Manifisto posted:"gibraltar!" |
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May 16, 2018 19:43
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blaise rascal posted:"I heard they really know how to rock here in Municipal Falls!" ---------------- |
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May 16, 2018 23:40
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What a great crowd! What a great crowd! I see a lot of people out there in the audience wearing our T-shirts! Those are our superfans, yeah! *crowd cheers* Just a friendly reminder, next week our band will no longer be called CRYME SPRYEE. We're changing our name to CRUSHMASTERZ so the old Cryme Spryee T-shirts will no longer be valid. So be sure to pick up your Crushmasterz t-shirts at our merch table in the back! YEAHHH! *pumps fist in the air* ---------------- |
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May 17, 2018 00:03
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Are you ready to rock? *enthusiastic squeaking* I said are you ready to rock?! *squeaking intensifies* Then let's rock! *entire Cracker Barrel porch goes crazy* |
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May 17, 2018 00:14
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May 17, 2018 01:00
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Fan: "ARE YOU READY TO ROCK OUT WITH YOUR COCK OUT!" *silence* Fan: "I SAID ARE YOU READY TO ROCK OUT WITH YOUR COCK OUT!" *silence* Fan: "I SAID..." Speaker in the Wall: Sir, this is a McDonald's drive through, are you going to order or just keep yelling like that? Fan: "Oh, uh- yeah. sorry. Warming up for the show, heh... gimmee a Number 5 with a Coke. Speaker in the Wall: "THANK YOU, YOU'VE BEEN A GREAT CROWD! NOW DRIVE UP TO THE NEXT WINDOW, AHHHHHH!" https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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May 17, 2018 01:22
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Applewhite posted:What a great crowd! What a great crowd! "Anyone caught wearing a CRYME SPRYEE shirt to our next show will be thrown out and fined a minimum of $150. Anyway ARE YOU GUYS READY TO ROCKKKKK" |
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May 17, 2018 01:46
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"yo YO hey it's great to be back at the 'Drive-a-Honda ® City Theatre With Skyline Chili ® Vision' now this next song is about THE MAN"
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May 17, 2018 01:55
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blaise rascal posted:"yo YO hey it's great to be back at the 'Drive-a-Honda ® City Theatre With Skyline Chili ® Vision' ---------------- |
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May 17, 2018 03:22
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"I heard they really know how to rock here" - Overheard down at the quarry
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May 17, 2018 05:11
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Manifisto posted:"gibraltar!"
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May 17, 2018 10:52
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They say you really know how to rock, eh? *hooting and hollering* Well, these test scores say otherwise. Count yourselves lucky you haven't been in a burning house, as I'd wager you wouldn't even know the basics of how to even roll either. |
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"HOW WE ALL DOING TONIGHT?" *Singer extends microphone. Audience erupts in a cacaphony voices discussing their emotional well-being and telling various anecdotes about their days* |
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