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OMING HOME, IT@S COMING HOME IT'S COMING, FOOTBALLS COMING HOME IT@S COMING HOME ITS COMING FOOTBALLS COMING HOME https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJqimlFcJsM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyoy2_7FegI LADS I THINK WE MIGHT WIN THE WORLD CUP THIS YEAR I RECON PLEASE KEEP THE DISCUSSION TO THINGS ABOUT THE ENGLAND MENS NATIONAL TEAM OR AS EVERYONE CALLS THEM THE EMNT THANK U I WILL MAKE A GOOD POST ABOUT THE PLAYERS THAT WILL WIN THE WORLD CUP THIS YEAR, WHO WILL BE THE ENGLAND PLAYERS BECAUSE THEY ARE THE PLAYERS THAT WILL WIN THIS YEARS WORLD CUP THANK YOU
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# ? May 15, 2018 13:35 |
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EDIT: OK GUYS HERE IS THE OFFICIAL Goalkeepers: Jack Butland (Stoke) - This is a made up name and I'm pretty sure Stoke doesn't exist Jordan Pickford (Everton) - This guy is possibly real Nick Pope (Burnley). - I don't know where Burnley is, again this guy is possibly not real. Defenders: Trent Alexander-Arnold (Liverpool) - Has a loving stupid millenial double barreled name, is probably poo poo but all the liverpool fans probably think he's amazing Gary Cahill (Chelsea) - WOW WHAT A LAD CANT WAIT TO SEE THIS CHELS LEDGE LIFTING THE WORLD CUP OP Fabian Delph (Manchester City) - Once I thought about replacing the word 'dench' with Delph, so the song would go 'stay delph or get frimponged' but then it doesn't really make that much sense Phil Jones (Manchester United) - Phil Jones has a voice like Charlie Williams and is known for his favorite catchprhase 'YES PLEASE!' Also he is now the main member of Manchester United's main gang Harry Maguire (Leicester) - don't know about this guy, but here's his picture he looks like a #lad who would def be up for some #bantz which will definitely help us win the owrld cup Danny Rose (Tottenham Hotspur) - Was rumored to have started his own EPL gang with Kyle Walker called the Rose & Walker overdrive, which had a bent towards the street food scene and urban music. However this was just a ruse by the White Hearts gang. John Stones (Manchester City) - Mancchester city paid 9001 million british pounds for this guy and then bald and fail fag poop shartiola killed him rip Kieran Trippier (Tottenham Hotspur) - I'm pretty sure brexit means brexit and we shouldn't have any foreign fancy dans playing for the england mens national team Kyle Walker (Manchester City) - realised he could get paid 9001 billion pounds per second at mancchester citys bald catalan fag party so he won the gleuage I guess i dont care op Ashley Young (Manchester United) - A BIRD SHAT IN THIS GUYS MOUTH HOLY poo poo POO loving SHITED FAGCHESTER POOSHITED POOOSHITED POOSHITED gently caress POOSHITED Midfielders: Debbie Alli (Tottenham Hotspur) - One of the main members of the Spurs gang the White Hearts. Known for his flamboyant dress sense and his catchphrase 'sounds like you is hurtin' Eric Dier (Tottenham Hotspur) - Another member of the White Hearts gang, known for his slow monotonous voice and love of wearing short sleeve shirts and trousers Jordan Henderson (Liverpool) - Jordan Henderson is from sunderland, a town frequently referred to as a 'Significant Shithole' it is also known for dogs in prams, the women walking around like the prawns in district 9, blue drink, chicken dippers for the nippers and bunting made from bog roll Jesse Lingard (Manchester United) - Clearly another foreigner, crush the saboteurs, love europe hate the eu Ruben Loftus-Cheek (Chelsea) - Potential chels ledgend, clearly the millenial player we've all been looking for and was born in Lewisham. You don't wanna war him, you'll get merked in lewisham mcdeez Forwards: Harry Kane (Tottenham) - Head honcho of the spurs gang The White Hearts, known for his catchphrase 'We are the white hearts, feel our ferocious heat' has a gigantic blunt chin. When Harry was a child his mum left him in the car with the sunroof open, subsequently causing his chin to be set on fire. Does not like Jamie Vardy, due to his chin only being an uncommon street chin. Marcus Rashford (Manchester United) - Another member of the Manchester United gang, he talks with a louisiana accent and is a big fan of his teammate Juan Mata Raheem Sterling (Manchester City) - Is 12, had an altercation with at the time Middlesbrough keeper Brad Guzan's feces loaded diaper. Raheem passed out from the fumes and was taken to great ormond street hospital for kids Jamie Vardy (Leicester) epic #lad loves a vardy party and drinks 69 red bulls before each match Danny Welbeck (Arsenal) - fanny smellslikedrek In conclusion, it's coming home Bonus article peanut- posted:https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/pavbab/ranking-every-member-of-the-england-world-cup-squad-by-how-likely-they-are-to-eat-a-worm track day bro! fucked around with this message at 15:01 on May 17, 2018 |
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track day bro! posted:Im going to make a post here so I can edit it or whatever GG please do the needfull thanks I have 2 lg tvs so I think this is probably true
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# ? May 15, 2018 14:06 |
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ive heard footballs coming home, c/d?
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# ? May 15, 2018 14:17 |
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It is
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# ? May 15, 2018 14:26 |
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Big England Fan Here, you might say I'm an Absolute Unit of an England Fan. No less than 6 lions on this shirt.
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# ? May 15, 2018 14:50 |
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Stickied this thread OP!!!
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# ? May 15, 2018 14:52 |
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Thanks pal, can't wait to post here with everyone else who think's it's coming home this 2018 World Cup Sponsored By LG life's Good™️ Also did you change my avvie back because if so thanks.
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# ? May 15, 2018 14:58 |
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track day bro! posted:Thanks pal, can't wait to post here with everyone else who think's it's coming home this 2018 World Cup Sponsored By LG life's Good™️ Also did you change my avvie back because if so thanks. I did, you're welcome
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# ? May 15, 2018 15:06 |
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Not sure if England Lions will be my pick for the UEFA conference but they are on my shortlist
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# ? May 15, 2018 15:52 |
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hello, can anyone confirm if it is coming home?
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# ? May 15, 2018 15:52 |
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Coming home status: it’s
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# ? May 15, 2018 16:24 |
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We're gonna stick it to those lousy Russians and definitely not lose bravely to Iceland in a classic example of the British underdog spirit.
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# ? May 15, 2018 17:12 |
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Can't wait until it comes home
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# ? May 15, 2018 17:57 |
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As a dirty American I'm excited for you
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# ? May 15, 2018 18:35 |
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Guardian says Wilshere is also out of the squad: https://www.theguardian.com/football/2018/may/15/joe-hart-england-world-cup-squad-out-gareth-southgate-west-ham coming home status: confirmed
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# ? May 15, 2018 19:29 |
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i'm glad there aren't any experienced english players going because they've all been massive failures lol at taking phil jones though
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# ? May 15, 2018 19:43 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0fMy4tEex0
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# ? May 15, 2018 19:48 |
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vyelkin posted:Guardian says Wilshere is also out of the squad: Is the squad being announced by process of elimination? Could take a while
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# ? May 15, 2018 21:16 |
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Blue Star Error posted:Is the squad being announced by process of elimination? Could take a while Noel Edmonds next England manager picking the squad deal or no deal style
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# ? May 15, 2018 21:39 |
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A bird shat in Ashley Young’s mouth and now he’s on the plane. Makes you think.
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# ? May 15, 2018 22:11 |
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Can’t believe that it’s coming home with Phil Jones playing, but it’s coming home
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# ? May 16, 2018 00:53 |
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put fabian delph at left back and its coming home 4 sure 5eva
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# ? May 16, 2018 10:03 |
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I'm not up on the latest ENMT news; has Mr Gareth solved the Gerrard-Lampard conundrum yet?
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# ? May 16, 2018 10:41 |
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it's coming home, can't wait for brave english lion harry kane to smash every team in the tournament and then declare brexit means brexit while holding the trophy.
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# ? May 16, 2018 12:32 |
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alexander-arnold is getting in the squad according to the guardian
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# ? May 16, 2018 12:58 |
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I thought they were gonna announce the squad today, come on big gaz southgate you loving bignosed oval office
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# ? May 16, 2018 13:04 |
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i'm hoping but not expecting bald headed oval office jonjo shelvey to get in th squad
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# ? May 16, 2018 13:08 |
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Poor Jonjo, deserved better in my opinion
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# ? May 16, 2018 14:05 |
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Danny Welbeck is a garbage man and won't play a single minute, but this does not change the fact that it's coming home
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# ? May 16, 2018 14:17 |
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Finally - https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/44138600 quote:Goalkeepers: Jack Butland (Stoke), Jordan Pickford (Everton), Nick Pope (Burnley)
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# ? May 16, 2018 14:18 |
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That's a real good set of strikers and a wet fart of everything else.
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# ? May 16, 2018 14:24 |
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hart didn't even make the stand by list lol
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# ? May 16, 2018 14:24 |
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Gigi Galli posted:That's a real good set of strikers and a wet fart of everything else. good set of full backs too. shame about the central defenders all being poo poo
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# ? May 16, 2018 14:25 |
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Not a major upgrade but I would take Smalling over Jones since he can score the odd goal.
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# ? May 16, 2018 14:33 |
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yeesh, that midfield is going to get overrun
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Butland Young, Walker, Rose, Henderson Ali, Delph, Dier, Sterling, Kane gently caress it, all out attack
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# ? May 16, 2018 14:44 |
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code:
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# ? May 16, 2018 14:50 |
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CyberPingu posted:Butland Even if you were going to start with this bizarre XI, surely you'd have Dier in defence, Alli in midfield and Young at wingback given that's actually where they play?
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# ? May 16, 2018 14:51 |
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Good to see this thread right at the very top, like England will be come 15th July.
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