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AUSTRALIA AT THE WORLD CUP THREAD is brought to you by Coolabah Wine in a Bag: Drink it and then use it as a pillow you loving bogan oval office 𝓲𝓽𝓼 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓪𝓾𝓼𝓽𝓻𝓪𝓵𝓲𝓪 𝓽𝓱𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓭 hello its the australia are going to the world russia cup thread 2018 for 2018, because australia are going to the russia world cup in 2018  here are the playes who are going to russia world cup for australia, the manager is bert van marwijk because all our pundits said that ange wasnt good and he got sad and went home GOALIES, GOALKEEPERS, KEEPERS, GOALTENDERS Brad Jones is really old and was insanely bad for liverpool but now hes good in a bad league (hoolland) Mat Ryan doesnt know how to spell his first name, tears the sleeves off his shirts, plays for brighton Danny Vukovic hes just happy to be here DEFENDERS, TACKLERS, GOOD HONEST LADS Aziz Behich once fell over instead of scoring into an open goal Milos Degenek plays for some team somewhere in asia probably, isnt particularly australian Matthew Jurman plays for some team somewhere in asia probably James Meredith MILLWALL Josh Risdon had long hair but he cut it off and now i dont recognise him when hes on the pitch Trent Sainsbury has weird thin lips like rio ferdinand MIDFIELDS, TREQUARTISTAS, REGISTAS, CALLIEROS Jackson Irvine the other hairy one Mile Jedinak captain, leader, hairy one Robbie Kruse used to be good but now his legs have fallen off Massimo Luongo plays for qpr, one of two players who can actually pass Mark Milligan has been denied a work permit to play in the championship about 15 times Aaron Mooy  Tom Rogic scores a million goals for celtic FORWARDS, STRIKERS, FANCY DANS Daniel Arzani is iranian, dives a lot Tim Cahilltex the man of a million sponsors Tomi Juric is croatian, hes big and falls down a lot Mathew Leckie the second player in the squad who can't spell Matthew properly  Andrew Nabbout wasnt good enough for the malaysian 2nd division 2 years ago Dimitri Petratos loves to score long range free kciks  post in this thread if you liek australia, or if you dont, or just for fun, ok Bogan Krkic fucked around with this message at 22:15 on Jun 2, 2018 |
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Who are your raumsdeuters?
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May 19, 2018 06:03
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blue footed boobie posted:Who are your raumsdeuters? we dont have any, we play with false 7s instead
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May 19, 2018 06:37
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Arzani is compensation for 1998 Speaking of which the worst thing about joining the AFC is not having the chance to avenge 1998 yet
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May 19, 2018 13:00
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congratulations to my old posting ally bogan krkic for your country australia qualifying for the fifa world cup russia 2018 someday my country canada will join you 
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May 19, 2018 13:23
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Let's go Aussi Roos, upset someone you fuckaroos! Who's in their group, or grupo or grope as the case may be?
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May 21, 2018 17:24
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vyelkin posted:congratulations to my old posting ally bogan krkic for your country australia qualifying for the fifa world cup russia 2018 someday my country canada will join you If we host 2026, we can look forward to 3 group stage losses and a mercifully quick exit
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May 21, 2018 17:29
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Time to break out an old meme. Wrap it up Austrailures!
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May 21, 2018 17:54
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Bogan Krkic posted:𝓲𝓽𝓼 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓪𝓾𝓼𝓽𝓻𝓪𝓵𝓲𝓪 𝓽𝓱𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓭 He did? I don't remember him playing in our league at all, and my 8 second youtube search didn't find that goal either.
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May 21, 2018 20:22
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shut up blegum posted:He did? I don't remember him playing in our league at all, and my 8 second youtube search didn't find that goal either. he played a season at zulte wagerem and the goal was against brugge with fellow australlian matT ryan in goal Mr. Mambold posted:Let's go Aussi Roos, upset someone you fuckaroos! Who's in their group, or grupo or grope as the case may be? denmark, france and peru. if we had our manager from the qualifiers i'd say we might have a change against denmark and peru but the new bloke hasnt looked good so far
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May 21, 2018 22:01
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If Tiny Tim scores a goal he will join Klose, Seeler and Pele as the only people to score at 4 world cups.
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May 22, 2018 01:45
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https://twitter.com/nedzelic/status/999988530150551555?s=21 Legend
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May 25, 2018 13:28
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Is this team the worst one we have sent to a major competition or what
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May 26, 2018 09:09
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algebra testes posted:Is this team the worst one we have sent to a major competition or what are you saying you don't rate tim cahill mate??????????
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May 26, 2018 13:49
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Tim Cahil is still playing, he's like 50?
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May 26, 2018 16:06
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i cant believe i forgot the mat leckie gif
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May 26, 2018 20:31
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straya oval office lmao at USA and italy
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May 29, 2018 05:06
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i can't believe this team is going to russia. hey are czech republic any good we're playing them on friday
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May 29, 2018 13:24
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algebra testes posted:Is this team the worst one we have sent to a major competition or what The one thing to remember is we managed to qualify be beating a team better than the USA which is lolarious.
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May 29, 2018 23:34
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lets go the australian caltex football roos
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Jun 1, 2018 10:13
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lmao thank to our glorious mod for the thread sponsor. im going to post here about the game thats about to happen i think nabbout might actually be our best striker but im doing big hmmmmms at that
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Jun 1, 2018 11:38
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down with the czechs republic, up with the australias
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Jun 1, 2018 11:44
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terrible rendition of the anthem, deport pls
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Jun 1, 2018 11:59
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massive crowd there
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Jun 1, 2018 12:00
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jamie mclaren not even on the bench???
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Jun 1, 2018 12:01
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we were bad under ange but now we are bad and boring
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Jun 1, 2018 12:07
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lovely stuff
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Jun 1, 2018 12:34
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has paul okon had a stroke recently?
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Jun 1, 2018 12:54
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hell yeah nabbout owns
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Jun 1, 2018 13:11
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oh i guess mclaren is on the bench after all
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Jun 1, 2018 13:18
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this is good
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Jun 1, 2018 13:29
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We're gonna win the world cup mates, got one hand on it already
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Jun 1, 2018 14:11
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its coming home (among the gumtrees)
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Jun 1, 2018 22:08
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Trent Sainsbury
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Jun 1, 2018 22:32
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Breath Ray posted:Trent Sainsbury trent sainsbury
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Jun 1, 2018 22:40
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Bert van marwijk lol
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Jun 1, 2018 23:10
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oliwan posted:Bert van marwijk lol go on
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Jun 2, 2018 00:28
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It's coming home and by home I mean it's coming to Australia and overstaying it's visa and eventually naturalising
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Jun 2, 2018 01:48
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Tongues posted:It's coming home and by home I mean it's coming to Australia and overstaying it's visa and eventually naturalising i suppose that's one way to describe penal transportation
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vyelkin posted:i suppose that's one way to describe penal transportation I give my wife the ol penal transportation from time to time
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