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Today, Texas Lt. Gov Dan Patrick has released his top 6 list of things that are responsible for the Texas School Shooting. Here is his top 6 list. #6 - Violent video games #5 - Removing religion from schools #4 - Abortions and 'broken' families #3 - Irresponsible gun owners #2 - Too many entrances to schools #1 - Unarmed teachers (CNN Article if you want to read his Texas sized idiocy - https://www.cnn.com/2018/05/20/us/texas-lieutenant-governor-dan-patrick-reasons-for-school-shootings/index.html
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# ? May 21, 2018 03:16 |
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# ? May 11, 2024 10:45 |
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ground floor
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# ? May 21, 2018 03:19 |
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#7 gay abortions
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# ? May 21, 2018 03:20 |
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Because the government has not redistributed girlfriends
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# ? May 21, 2018 03:21 |
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If you look at other countries, all of them have teacher-led prayer, they all have banned abortion, they all have banned violent video games, they all have responsible gun owners, they all have single-entrance schools, they all have armed teachers. Why wouldn't America be a world leader in school shootings? We clearly are incapable of figuring out what works elsewhere
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# ? May 21, 2018 03:22 |
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# ? May 21, 2018 03:23 |
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Today, Texas Lt. Gov Dan Patrick has released his top 6 list of things that are responsible for the Texas School Shooting. goldmine
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# ? May 21, 2018 03:24 |
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yeah schools should be designed like fortresses and we should ensure every teacher brings a gun to work because nothing could go wrong with that. also jesus and video games that guy is too dumb to even make fun of. onion universe strikes again
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# ? May 21, 2018 03:25 |
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When I read the door one I was like "okay this is jumping the shark"
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# ? May 21, 2018 03:28 |
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I really really want a Longhorns football jersey emblazoned with WHITMAN and #17 (or #16*)
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# ? May 21, 2018 03:33 |
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Is lt. governor elected in Texas, if so lol.
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# ? May 21, 2018 03:34 |
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*puts on retarded suburban cowboy outfit* y'all need atheistic humanism in yer hearts
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# ? May 21, 2018 03:35 |
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I just read the new head of the NRA, Oliver North, just blamed mental health medication so you can add that to your list.
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# ? May 21, 2018 03:36 |
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Smythe posted:goldmine This but the opposite.
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# ? May 21, 2018 03:38 |
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Uncle at Nintendo posted:I just read the new head of the NRA, Oliver North, just blamed mental health medication so you can add that to your list.
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# ? May 21, 2018 03:38 |
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Is this guy forced to say that (he's indebted to the mafia or w/E) or is he just a run of the mill demonic politician
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# ? May 21, 2018 03:41 |
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The problem is that schools are still legal. Ban schools and school shootings stop overnight.
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# ? May 21, 2018 03:41 |
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#1: Buttafuoco, Buttafuoco, Buttafuoco
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# ? May 21, 2018 03:41 |
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quote:Dan Goeb Patrick (born Dannie Scott Goeb;April 4, 1950) is an American radio talk show host and politician from Houston, Texas. He is the 42nd and current lieutenant governor of Texas, serving since January 2015.
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# ? May 21, 2018 03:44 |
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The real #1 reason for the Texas School Shooting? You guessed it:
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# ? May 21, 2018 03:58 |
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how often is it the teacher that goes on a rampage. Would more teachers go on rampages if they had a beretta in their desk drawer beside the red pen they use for scrawling F onto the idiot children's homework?
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# ? May 21, 2018 04:04 |
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Uncle at Nintendo posted:I just read the new head of the NRA, Oliver North, just blamed mental health medication so you can add that to your list. Link please, although I really hope this is false.
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# ? May 21, 2018 04:11 |
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The other day i saw 2 transexuals marrying a dogman. I was so furious i felt the urge to kill everyone with my pellet guns. Thanks to my training regimen garnered from dragon ball i calmed the gently caress down.
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# ? May 21, 2018 04:17 |
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Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:I really hope this is false.
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# ? May 21, 2018 04:21 |
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Let children be raised by the internet. Schools are dangerous and a waste of taxpayer money!
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# ? May 21, 2018 04:23 |
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how does sam hyde keep getting away with it
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# ? May 21, 2018 04:26 |
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just put aliens style automatic cannons in the school rooms and hallways and then have them waste anybody that looks like they are carrying a gun DURRRRRRRRRRR
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# ? May 21, 2018 04:30 |
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8. TELEMUNDO!
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# ? May 21, 2018 04:34 |
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I thought Buckets of Rocks was the agreed upon solution to finally end these senseless killings?
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# ? May 21, 2018 04:41 |
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seems u forgot feminism OP
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# ? May 21, 2018 04:43 |
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Damo posted:how does sam hyde keep getting away with it Cause he has a gun.. DUH!
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# ? May 21, 2018 04:46 |
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I dunno why these are called school shootings, they didn’t even shoot the entire school! Typical liberal media giving out participation trophies.
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# ? May 21, 2018 04:47 |
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if these lazy parents didn't want their kids to get shot and had anything approaching strong family values, they would outfit them for battle every morning in a full kevlar body suit with riot shield. instead, they whine for nanny state government interference without bothering to take any personal responsibility.
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# ? May 21, 2018 05:12 |
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Gazpacho posted:seems u forgot feminism OP I didn't forget anything, what I posted is a quote. Also abortions were covered, so close enough.
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# ? May 21, 2018 05:29 |
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srs answer: the state of teenage mental health, combined with the failure of adults to properly understand and address bullying in high school teens
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# ? May 21, 2018 05:34 |
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Burt Sexual posted:Is lt. governor elected in Texas, if so lol. not only is he elected, but hes more powerful than the actual governor. hes also a former talk host guy who used to get in controversies for being massively racist. he is an embarrassment, but we utterly deserve him.
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# ? May 21, 2018 05:34 |
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Methanar posted:how often is it the teacher that goes on a rampage. Not if you arm all the children too.
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# ? May 21, 2018 05:57 |
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Maldoror posted:srs answer:
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# ? May 21, 2018 06:00 |
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Otto Von Jizzmark posted:The other day i saw 2 transexuals marrying a dogman. I was so furious i felt the urge to kill everyone with my pellet guns. Thanks to my training regimen garnered from dragon ball i calmed the gently caress down. If schools had 100x normal gravity the effectiveness of guns would drop considerably. I think you may have just solved the problem, Otto Von Jizzmark.
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# ? May 21, 2018 06:23 |
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# ? May 11, 2024 10:45 |
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not enough saw style bear traps on peoples heads that trigger when they get outa line or there’s a loud noise
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# ? May 21, 2018 06:28 |