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https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3851374 Rigged as gently caress! Designed from the start to favor Poryphrian Mutilator!  An amazing and righteous cat like Gumbo (#13) never had a chance!  GO VOTE FOR GUMBO! (#13) Look at this bullshit...  I wouldnt gently caress that cat with anyones dick. Gumbo is the best one and you all have to vote for Gumbo. 
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even though i was intending to vote for phyrexian obliterator for most of the competition i changed at the last minute to franklin after rereading the original posts and because i realised obliterator is a gremlin or goblin not a cat and not compliant with the competition rules. (seriously though she's by far the cutest sphinx i've ever seen.)
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May 22, 2018 09:19
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Porcine Ululator killed 6 million Jews. A vote for a cat like that is the same as voting for a cat that has a gross butt hole that you can see all the time.
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May 22, 2018 09:25
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Grumbletron 4000 posted:a cat that has a gross butt hole that you can see all the time. this is every cat though?
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May 22, 2018 10:07
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Murray Mantoinette posted:this is every cat though? Just lol if you don't have enrique tastefully blocking your view of cat buttholes with silk screens at all times.
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May 22, 2018 10:08
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Murray Mantoinette posted:this is every cat though? my male cat is mostly tawny but then has this spot of blonde fur around his arsehole and it looks like he goes and gets it bleached. not that i'm actively trying to spot my cat's arse but it's hard to miss when there's a big bright spot on it like he's a boss from an snes game
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May 22, 2018 10:19
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it be impossible not to see a cats arsehole with how much the fuckers like to shove it in your face
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May 22, 2018 10:26
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Murray Mantoinette posted:this is every cat though? Not all cats. Gumbo (#13) has hers concealed with a set of furry pants. But if you saw her butthole you'd see that it's perfect. Exactly what you would expect from a Gumbo. Perfect. rear end in a top hat.
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May 22, 2018 10:29
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May 22, 2018 10:33
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OP makes a convincing case but I’d have to see the opponent cat’s picture with the colors inverted before I feel like I can make an informed decision.
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May 22, 2018 11:32
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Actually, you should be voting for Bubbles #62 tbqh     I mean, c'mon. 
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May 22, 2018 12:13
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but wait, there's more!!  
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May 22, 2018 12:15
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esperterra posted:Actually, you should be voting for Bubbles #62 tbqh quality cat name here
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May 22, 2018 12:20
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what a cat-astrophe
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May 22, 2018 12:44
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I voted for gumbo for you OP. I'm sure scrotum cat is a good cat but I don't like looking at them honestly.
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May 22, 2018 13:03
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I love all the cats in this thread and all threads a lot, but I'm going to hold off my vote to see more of them. Also Siamese and Sphinxes are the assholiest of assholes, but when it comes to cats that's more of a plus.
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May 22, 2018 13:11
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But where do these cats stand on the issues??
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May 22, 2018 13:56
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esperterra posted:Actually, you should be voting for Bubbles #62 tbqh Never seen a cross-eyed cat before. I hope that doesn't affect them too much 
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May 22, 2018 14:25
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these are rather salacious accusations from a man who has NO LESS THAN FOUR kitties entered in the competition
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May 22, 2018 14:40
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The OP hit the ugly cat....errr....nail on the head. I got bashed for saying that hairless freak was ugly and for my trouble someone paid to put this ugly AV on me because they were mad at my viewpoint.
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May 22, 2018 15:02
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Sphinx "cats" are disgusting and I'm fairly sure are actually just a strange breed of chihuahua. It should be disqualified.
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May 22, 2018 15:18
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Bald scrotum cat is a Trump supporter.
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May 22, 2018 17:25
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wesleywillis posted:Bald scrotum cat is a Trump supporter. says the trump lover
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May 22, 2018 17:37
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one day my kids will ask about kittygate, and I'll tell them my story
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May 22, 2018 17:39
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I love bald scrotum cat and cats don't give a poo poo enough about us to have political opinions.
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May 22, 2018 17:40
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im not going to vote, OP
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May 22, 2018 18:15
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Chloe (#67) is better than skin-cat, autism-cat, or one-eyed-willy-cat. sorry felineailures
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May 22, 2018 18:31
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Benny Harvey posted:Never seen a cross-eyed cat before. I hope that doesn't affect them too much When she looks at your face she's kind of actually looking past your shoulder, but otherwise it doesn't effect her much! She can follow stuff fine when playing w/ her toys or the other catte, and sees perfectly well! When she was younger she would run into things sometimes if she was going too fast, but she's been cross-eyed since she was a bab and has adjusted perfectly fine to it by now.
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May 22, 2018 20:36
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I’ll vote for whichever cat likes to have its tummy scritched.
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May 23, 2018 01:37
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Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:I’ll vote for whichever cat likes to have its tummy scritched. so no cat ever.
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May 23, 2018 02:22
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I should have nominated Bowie, too. He loves belly rubbes and scritchies.
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May 23, 2018 02:30
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Applewhite posted:so no cat ever. I have two that like it.
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May 23, 2018 02:39
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Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:I have two that like it. I hate to break it to you but those are just gay dogs.
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May 23, 2018 05:35
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Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:I’ll vote for whichever cat likes to have its tummy scritched. Gumbo is game. Go for it. She wants it all the time and she doesn't care who gives it to her.  Benny Harvey posted:Never seen a cross-eyed cat before. I hope that doesn't affect them too much Gumbo has a little derpy eye thing going on too.  She doesn't walk into poo poo or anything but graceful she is not. Always flippin and always floppin...   Gotta vote for Gumbo folks. I'll bury her beneath plushie things whether she wins or loses. She doesn't care.  Her boyfriend will get upset if she doesn't win. He has a temper and there's no telling what he might do.  Not again Jappy. She had to wear pancake makeup and big sunglasses for a week the last time.  Anyhow, get over to that mockery of a cat contest and vote for Gumbo people! She's the right choice. She has what it takes to be the best cat and she'll get domestic violenced if you dont. And look at her. Just look at this cat... She's so goddamn good.  And as far as Galaxial Scrofulator goes, wise up to the lies folks. That cat is a horror show. I heard those gross monsters control the banks and the media. I have proof! Look!... 
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May 23, 2018 06:05
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Thats a weird way to talk about a cat
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May 23, 2018 06:18
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Piggy Smalls posted:The OP hit the ugly cat....errr....nail on the head. I got bashed for saying that hairless freak was ugly and for my trouble someone paid to put this ugly AV on me because they were mad at my viewpoint. That one looks a little better.
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May 23, 2018 06:47
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This is getting dark
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May 23, 2018 06:48
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Applewhite posted:so no cat ever. My old cat would literally loving kill you if you tried to scratch its tummy.
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May 23, 2018 17:36
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One of my cats lays on his back parallel to my leg wanting his chest and stomach scratched all the time, the other will roll over on his back like he wants you to and will scratch and bite the poo poo out of you once you touch him
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I love all these cats so much, but I'm still looking for a real rear end in a top hat of a cat; a real bastard, to give my vote to.
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