Pablo Nergigante posted:

Only one side to take imo.

HORMELCHILI posted:

Motherfucker you cannot upset the truce laid down for years inb the pursuit of your sick fetishization of the xbox one! mods!?

elf help book posted:

it was every man for himself the day Crash Bandicoot N. Sane Trilogy was announced for Switch and Xbox One

goferchan posted:

I have chosen a side.

goferchan posted:

I have access to the best Mario, Animal Crossing, and Fire Emblem games at the series right at my finger tips. Indie treasures like Monument Valley (as seen in House of Cards), epic games of Hearthstone, and coming next year, Artifact: The DOTA 2 Card Game. I think the choice is clear

HORMELCHILI posted:

*getting slammed against the wall right next to you with hands bound behind back one head later* Haha motherfucker wrong again

FactsAreUseless posted:

We believed we had Nintendo trapped between the river and the mountains. Two divisions moved east, another west, to pin them at both sides. We would drive them east, into an ambush. We hadn't expected their leader, sitting atop a great redwood, relaying every movement.

Later, he would shake our hands in the hospital. One final humiliation.

Lumpy the Cook posted:

You:



Me:

FactsAreUseless posted:

The Children's Crusade was a disastrous popular crusade by Japanese executives to regain the market share of the Vita, said to have taken place in 2019. Many children were tricked by merchants and sailed over to what they thought were the holy lands but, in reality, were slave markets.

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Wormskull posted:

No thanks. OP, as a veteran of the first great console war, I have to say -- yes, their funny in retrospect, but extremely tedious to take part in.

Wormskull posted:

Lol except on the HTC Vive Lisa Ann's rear end hole looks at least 5 inches across. Guess if your interested in smelling a huge horse rear end in a top hat, that's cool man- I'll stick with the Oculus and have fun with my friends looking at real sized assholes.Your obviously a virgin who's never known the touch of a woman.

HORMELCHILI posted:

Hes right you know. Tried to get a topper from two hoes in micro bikinis in psvr and i felt like larry and got nauseous.

Dongslayer. posted:

competition breeds innovation. the n64 rumblepack was a direct response to market forces

HolePisser1982 posted:

the BOLONY 8K Kiddy Gamesmaster is built from stolen molds of what appears to be an electric toothbrush housing, but the price is right

HolePisser1982 posted:

bent over the coffee table geting strap-onned by my feminazi gf (open relationship, her choice) watching sonys e3. crying when shawn layden thanks me and the rest of playstation nation

Wormskull posted:

I'm dipping out of this thread now. Basically the console wars, as always, have come down to just calling each other gay. *yawn* Hilarious.

Lumpy the Cook posted:

Console wars then:



Console wars now:

Wormskull posted:

That isn't even based on anything in reality. A PC gamer would do the complete opposite and console gamers are the ones whom came up with the idea of "Your eyes can only see 24 FPS each". Your losing it bro. Step away from the koolaid barrel.

Skeezy posted:

Skeezy posted:

elf help book posted:

XBox fans be like

elf help book posted:

Ready to play some.........................

Fungah! posted:

*1.99

Fungah! posted:

switch doesnt need backwards compatibility because they're just porting all of their good games onto it anyway

Evil Eagle posted:

Played my Switch, PS3 and PC already today. If I had an Xbox One X I'd probably have played it too. Farewell gamers.

goferchan posted:

Grabbed By The Ghoulies on that thing yet?