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ethical driving only itt. carpool lane all by your goonsome self? DEATH SENTENCE. driving faster than me? DEATH SENTENCE driving slower than me? DEATH SENTENCE
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slowing down for school zones? DEATH SETNENCE
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May 23, 2018 22:31
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I'm a good driver
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May 23, 2018 22:32
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I am Otis posted:I'm a good driver wyd?
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May 23, 2018 22:33
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What's that mean?
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May 23, 2018 22:38
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I am Otis posted:What's that mean? wyd = wow your driving!
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May 23, 2018 22:39
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driving will be the second thing I make illegal after heterosexual sex
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May 23, 2018 22:49
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Texting? That phone's going right up your rear end, right now.
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May 23, 2018 22:49
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should make it illegal for canadians to drive in arizona almost hit someone with an alberta plate the other day who decided to turn from the left lane instead of the left turn lane that motherfucker
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May 23, 2018 22:50
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no driving if you are old
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May 23, 2018 22:50
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BloodRed posted:driving will be the second thing I make illegal after heterosexual sex sorry that your too poor to buy a cool car
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May 23, 2018 22:51
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ah drat i thought OP had decided to stop posting
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May 23, 2018 22:52
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Just like there is no ethical consumption under capitalism there is no ethical driving in the current state of global affairs. I still sat in a car with a friend today being driven from point A to point B in relative comfort and safety and was glad for it but I'm also aware of how gearing our society around the use of the personal automobile has severely damaged society and how much of an advantage one has if they have the means to acquire a reliable vehicle.
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May 23, 2018 22:52
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berth ell pup posted:ah drat i thought OP had decided to stop posting me too but i ran out of anyrthing else to do sry
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May 23, 2018 22:54
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berth ell pup posted:ah drat i thought OP had decided to stop posting go take one of the av gift certs i just posted in the glitchy avatar thread so you dont look so naked
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May 23, 2018 22:54
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Driving home today, there was a lady out on the side of the street furiously gesturing "2-5" (as in 25 mph, the speed limit) at all the cars driving by. I was going 30, so I flipped her off.
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May 23, 2018 22:56
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Low score on the previous hole drives first, op
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May 23, 2018 22:57
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cars should be powered on pig blood that sprays out the back onto the road thus feeding bugs and critters
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May 23, 2018 22:57
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Nut to Butt posted:Driving home today, there was a lady out on the side of the street furiously gesturing "2-5" (as in 25 mph, the speed limit) at all the cars driving by. I was going 30, so I flipped her off. DEATH SENTENCE its like, they buy a house on the busiest street in the city and then put up a bunch of signs like "drive like your kids live here" first: lmao @ having kids, second: maybe dont buy a house on an 8 lane highway if you dont want your kids to get hit by a car???
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May 23, 2018 22:58
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Big Beef City posted:Low score on the previous hole drives first, op this but unironically and low score means fastest time to destination
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May 23, 2018 22:58
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I got honked at repeatedly by a bitch idiot truck driver that was behind me and didn’t understand that since our side had a stop sign and the oncoming traffic doesn’t then they have the right of way even if they’re turning left and I’m going straight (admittedly an uncommon situation). I tried to convey this information by giving him the finger out my sunroof but I’m not sure he got it.
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May 23, 2018 23:04
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did you know that there is literally no difference between the stop or yield signs at all?
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May 23, 2018 23:06
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Amateur Saboteur posted:did you know that there is literally no difference between the stop or yield signs at all? imagine a meme, if you will the virgin yield sign (looks super lame) THE CHAD STOP SIGN (looks super cool)
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May 23, 2018 23:07
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i hate anyone who waves me to go first when we get to a 4 way stop at the same time and they legally have the right of way just fuckin go dude
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May 23, 2018 23:08
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Coming to a complete stop to make a right hand turn where there's no signage, and no cross traffic is cool and nice for those behind you (think maybe turning into a driveway from a rural road or just down another one in a suburb or something). Bonus love points if it's the entrance to a business and you decide that rather than accelerate to get into the parking lot, you will simply roll at idle speed for some reason right at the cusp of the entrance while deciding that, 'yes, moving ahead straight forward IS what I want to do', while other people are stuck on the road behind you waiting to get into the same entry way
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May 23, 2018 23:11
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Hey! Motorcycle guy comin through. Mind if I get in here? Ah I see you're a motorcycle rider too. With this handsign I now declare us brothers.
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May 23, 2018 23:12
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Big Beef City posted:Coming to a complete stop to make a right hand turn where there's no signage, and no cross traffic is cool and nice for those behind you (think maybe turning into a driveway from a rural road or just down another one in a suburb or something). similarly, don't bother touching the turn signal until you've stopped completely; we don't want you to have an accident from haivng to manage too many different controls
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May 23, 2018 23:13
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when i move left a bit for a lane splitter in california and the motorcycle guy gives me a peace sign or a thumbs up its the best feeling in the world
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May 23, 2018 23:13
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Skateboard??? Nah too much needless expenditure of energy let's be lazy as gently caress instead
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May 23, 2018 23:15
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Sourdough Sam posted:Hey! Motorcycle guy comin through. Mind if I get in here? Ah I see you're a motorcycle rider too. With this handsign I now declare us brothers. Oh hey watch out for me because I'm driving a literal death trap and I intend to weave in and out of cars so I can go faster but seriously it's totally your responsibility to keep me alive while I make these choices.
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May 23, 2018 23:15
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Oh, another really polite thing that I love is when there is a lot of traffic on a decent thoroughfare near where I live and it has a lot of round abouts, so when it gets heavy, it's usually quite slow, but moving. So this is a great time for you to stop in the middle of the road entirely and wave the person sitting at the exit of the KwikTrip gas station parking lot who's waiting to get out right on in. Because causing even further backups farther down the main road really helps everyone, especially when theres an alternate exit to that gas station parking lot to a road that has little to no traffic on it and that person leaving knew drat well what decision they were making. This is so smart and thoughtful of you to stop traffic for them all the god drat loving TIME DURING AFTER WORK HOURS WHEN IT'S BUMPER TO BUMPER FOR LIKE 1.5 MILES ON THAT loving ROAD YOU loving IDIOTS
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May 23, 2018 23:18
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GET THE gently caress OUT OF MY WAY rear end in a top hatS!!!!!
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May 23, 2018 23:18
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driving while playing music so loud i wake up when they drive by my house? death by firing squad cyclists taking up all the road? death by hanging
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May 23, 2018 23:19
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DOA posted:driving while playing music so loud i wake up when they drive by my house? death by firing squad lmao get a load of this SQUARE
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May 23, 2018 23:20
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I loving hate people who brake way early at a light. This is doubly true because on my commute there is a merge lane I have to get in going to the right but then there's a lane going straight that leads up to a red light but people brake way loving early which leaves me less room to get in the lane I need to get in to go to work.
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May 23, 2018 23:23
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Tell my chauffeur. Driving? Myself? Pffft 
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May 23, 2018 23:26
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I'm just waiting for the inevitable "ethnics in driving" parody thread
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May 23, 2018 23:28
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500 good dogs posted:DEATH SENTENCE Cops routinely set up a speed trap on one end (there's a long line-of-sight on the downhill slope of an intersecting minor arterial road) and a... stop-compliance trap at the 4-way stop intersection at the other end. I believe the state is currently investigating the feasibility of temporal displacement fields that send you backwards in time relative to your traveling speed. The cops are really enthusiastic about the safety potential of what they're calling "reverse interest" from the time of the offense.
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May 23, 2018 23:30
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Rico: Why did you judge me? Judge Dredd: You killed innocent people. Rico: A means to an end. Judge Dredd: You started a massacre! Rico: I began a revolution! Judge Dredd: YOU BETRAYED THE LAW!
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Tire just exploded on side of the road not kiddin
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