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Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




today I splashed out and replaced my iPhone 4s with the new and improved iPhone 6 [pronounced “sux”]. the reason for the upgrade was to take advantage of the new WIFI CALLING service now available from a popular local mobile retail network provider.

the iPhone 4s is a solid beast. it can take a pounding. it makes calls and takes photos. and can take an absolute pounding wherever you may be on the farm.

my fresh take of the new iPhone sux is that it is small and flimsy with stupid buttons and my manly rural hands are going to break in no time and the phone in general is slippery as gently caress

what a lovely phone why did you nerds want to buy this thing?

lots of love

me.

posted from the new iPhone six [sux].

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The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

the iPhone 4s is a solid beast. it can take a pounding. it makes calls and takes photos. and can take an absolute pounding wherever you may be on the farm.

beast. take a pounding. on the farm. I think I get what you’re saying here, op.

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
lol you dumbass, you're supposed to buy an SE. gj

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

I have a Sony

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

Sagebrush posted:

I have a Sony

mods

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Sony hardware is the only hardware beautiful enough for stebe, pbuh

The Xperia Z5 compact is the size of an iPhone 5 and doesn't have a camera bump. Superior to any current apple design

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

Sagebrush posted:

Sony hardware is the only hardware beautiful enough for stebe, pbuh

The Xperia Z5 compact is the size of an iPhone 5 and doesn't have a camera bump. Superior to any current apple design

IT-2711
5/08/2018
Figure out a way to get new employee's stupid sony phone under MDM

5/17/2018
@james Are you sure you do not just want a company iPhone?

5/17/2018
@IT ABSOLUTELY NOT I WILL NOT USE APPLE PRODUCTS

5/26/2018
Still working on how to get MDM installed on these devices. Outlook not so good.

5/26/2018
@IT THATS WHY I USE GMAIL


IT-2815
5/28/2018
Offboarding request

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
op the 6 bends with normal use

it cannot withstand your brute bovine force

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

there is no god but stebe and the SE is his messenger

Dr. Phildo
Dec 8, 2003

Except the heaven had come so near,
So seemed to choose my door,The distance would not haunt me so

Soiled Meat
SE is noice and I really hope tehy make a new SE(X?!) this year.
If it’s slippery moo cow just get a case hope this helps

SO DEMANDING
Dec 27, 2003

Sagebrush posted:

Sony hardware is the only hardware beautiful enough for stebe, pbuh

The Xperia Z5 compact is the size of an iPhone 5 and doesn't have a camera bump. Superior to any current apple design

shame about the software

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
rockin a iphone 7+. come at me.

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




Jonny 290 posted:

lol you dumbass, you're supposed to buy an SE. gj

my wife has one of these. Good phone. The iPhone sux? Not so much.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

sounds like u should have bought one of those chunky "ruggedized" anroids from a 'cheap from china' seller op

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




They don’t do wifi calling.

pram
Jun 10, 2001
i have an iphone x op

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




You must have a lot of disposable income does the iPhone X make phone calls, bends with normal use and is slippery as gently caress?

Condiv
May 7, 2008

Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod


Displeased Moo Cow posted:

You must have a lot of disposable income does the iPhone X make phone calls, bends with normal use and is slippery as gently caress?

are you sure you didn't buy a stick of butter shaped like an iphone?

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Condiv posted:

are you sure you didn't buy a stick of butter shaped like an iphone?

ebay is a mine field.

Raluek
Nov 3, 2006

WUT.

President Beep posted:

ebay is a swamp

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

steve jobs died in 2011

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

Roosevelt posted:

steve jobs died in 2011

:eyepop:

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




Yeah :rip: that guy

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin

Roosevelt posted:

steve jobs died in 2011

killed by his own hubris

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




Pounded

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



NoneMoreNegative posted:

sounds like u should have bought one of those chunky "ruggedized" anroids from a 'cheap from china' seller op

ill be honest that im tempted to buy one for fun since theyre dumb cheap but literally random xda builds are more secure than the default rom on several phone manufacturers which is embarrassing

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

pounded in the farm by my iPhone Six

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

Roosevelt posted:

steve jobs died in 2011

he died of aids

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
pbuh

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

i have an iphone 8 +

it is HUGE!

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




How slippery is it? How much of a pounding can in take in rural conditions?

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

I don't know how it happened, but I thought this was some weird ulillillia reference until like yesterday.

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

Salt Fish posted:

I don't know how it happened, but I thought this was some weird ulillillia reference until like yesterday.

smdh stands for "suck my dick head"

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

Silver Alicorn posted:

smdh stands for "suck my dick harder"

ftfy (gently caress this gently caress you)

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
found that friendly yospos! :yayclod:

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy
the iphone bends with normal use lawsuit was denied class action status last week but it did come out that apple knew it would bend lmao

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

tim cook meets with trump.

trump saves apple billions.

nice, nice

DELETE CASCADE
Oct 25, 2017

i haven't washed my penis since i jerked it to a phtotograph of george w. bush in 2003
op i have an iphone 6s which stands for "success" so you should have got one of those hth

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




I literally asked for a usable phone that does wifi calling and they slammed this piece of poo poo on the counter.

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Condiv
May 7, 2008

Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod


Displeased Moo Cow posted:

I literally asked for a usable phone that does wifi calling and they slammed this piece of poo poo on the counter.

you didn’t take it as a warning when it flopped around like jelly and started sliding all over the store?

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