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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
It's weird almonds have nipples but it also kinda tastes like skim milk that's been filtered through some sugarless cereal.

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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Trip report; I tried eating it with chocolate cake and it was not as satisfying as the real thing.

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Slush Garbo

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK
P.good on cereal, bad in coffee is my experience

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Wish I had cereal.

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poverty goat



i had some really good rice pudding once that was made with almond milk

nesamdoom

nesaM kiled Masen


I couldn't stand almond milk, even my birds that love almonds didn't like it. Back to cows for me.

https://i.imgur.com/1qBoiAi.mp4

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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack

poverty goat posted:

i had some really good rice pudding once that was made with almond milk

I have rice and almond milk, I hope this is all I need.

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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Also have cake.

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FutonForensic

tried making pancakes with almond milk and they were so fuckin thin they were one-sided. we have a lot of fun calling it "nut milk" though


Manifisto


if you are using almond milk for anything besides nursing baby almonds you are a monster


ty nesamdoom!

google THIS

I hear it's full of almond blood and almond pus

Scaly Haylie

what about lactaid, op?

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
I'm not lactose intolerant I just like to try new things.

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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack

Manifisto posted:

if you are using almond milk for anything besides nursing baby almonds you are a monster

Those baby almonds can bootstrap themselves if they want their milk.

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Scaly Haylie

drilldo squirt posted:

I'm not lactose intolerant I just like to try new things.

oh but not lactose free milk, mr. melon man?

FluffieDuckie

Almond milk became available recently because of the invention of the teeny tiny milking machine.

But the push back from the tree nut huggers has really hurt the industry


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack

Lizard Wizard posted:

oh but not lactose free milk, mr. melon man?

I might try Silk if I feel like it.

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Meeksha

i did it all for the nookie
Ask me how!
-freb dust

This should be a thing. I don't know what it would be exactly but nut huggers has a ring to it. You're sitting on a million dollar product name.

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come on and slam and welcome to the jam

Thank you Heather Papps for the summer sig!

Farecoal

There he go
little scarves for ur testicles

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
A sock for your nuts.

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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack

drilldo squirt posted:

Wish I had cereal.

I got cereal and almonds' milk is insanely good with it.

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Scaly Haylie

drilldo squirt posted:

I might try Silk if I feel like it.

That's not what Lactaid is. Lactaid is milk without lactose, I don't know how it works tho

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
I'm over that, we're now on ways to dress your nuts up fancy.

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Scaly Haylie

Have you tried truck nut milk?

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


I prefer not to milk the nuts, but just gently caress them


vanisher

drilldo squirt posted:

It's weird almonds have nipples but it also kinda tastes like skim milk that's been filtered through some sugarless cereal.

This is a great description of almond milk

Macnult

almond milk is great with chai tea if you have a sweet tooth

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack

vanisher posted:

This is a great description of almond milk

I'm very good at milks.

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Cyberpunkey Monkey

by Nyc_Tattoo
nut huggers vs nut chuggers itt

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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Cyberpunkey Monkey posted:

nut huggers vs nut chuggers itt

why not both?


drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
I love nuts and the milk that comes out of them.

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FutonForensic

decadent, vain queen of antiquity: bathes in whole milk to give her skin a sinful shine

humble, modest Chad of modernity: bathes in almond milk to take on a pallid hue and smell vaguely of corn flakes


Manifisto


almond milk, almond milk
almond lemonade

round the corner, marzipan is made


ty nesamdoom!

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


drilldo squirt posted:

I love nuts and the milk that comes out of them.

honest agree, I love it when I get the sweet juices of the nuts in my mouth and swirl it around enjoying the refreshingly sweet yet salty flavor play upon mine tongue


drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
I just chew it with the cereal.

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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


drilldo squirt posted:

I just chew it with the cereal.

if you're not guzzling the nut milk you ain't livin, friend


Cyberpunkey Monkey

by Nyc_Tattoo

hamjobs posted:

why not both?

I didn't make the rules, but we are bound by them all the same :(

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Twenty Four


Making a milk "suicide", pouring a glass of whole milk, 2%, 1%, skim, almond milk, coconut milk, mixing it together and chugging it down.

Manifisto


Twenty Four posted:

Making a milk "suicide", pouring a glass of whole milk, 2%, 1%, skim, almond milk, coconut milk, mixing it together and chugging it down.

I prefer the long island ice milk

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Psychedelic

Twenty Four posted:

Making a milk "suicide", pouring a glass of whole milk, 2%, 1%, skim, almond milk, coconut milk, mixing it together and chugging it down.

has this ever been done

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