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 Hello all, This thread is to discuss Melanie (Melania?) Trump and to gather information about what has happened to her. Is she dead? Seriously ill? Botched surgery? Impending divorce? Something else? That's what this thread is here for: to find the Truth. I will update the OP with more info as it comes in, and will fill it in with details that I have missed. In the meantime, feel free to speculate, post articles that I can add to the OP, photoshops, etc. This is the Melanie Trump Thread! WHAT WE KNOW: May 10 The last time Melanie was seen in public: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/994517833357946882 May 14 White House spokeswoman Stephanie Grisham issued a statement, announcing that Melanie was recovering at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center near Washington, D.C.after undergoing an “embolization procedure” to treat an unspecified but benign kidney-related issue. May 19 Trump welcomes the First Lady back to the White House:  May 25 Trump, pointing to a White House window, makes a statement about Melanie: “She’s doing great. She’s looking at us right there.” None of the reporters present could see the First Lady. https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1000067950177669121 May 27 After almost two weeks of being completely invisible to the public, rumors begin swirling that Melania is moving back to NYC. https://twitter.com/pacelattin/status/1000907279095353344?s=21 May 29 https://twitter.com/Emilylgoodin/status/1001538742585298944 May 30 SHE LIVES! (maybe) https://twitter.com/FLOTUS/status/1001912411933364224 June 1 https://twitter.com/HallieJackson/status/1002545617648963585 June 2 Speculation! https://twitter.com/davidfrum/status/1002984804885893122 June 4 She Lives! https://twitter.com/Emilylgoodin/status/1003789703877832706 https://twitter.com/JenaMGreene/status/1003766147198672896 June 5 ....and back into hiding. Melanie hates America. https://twitter.com/rickklein/status/1003990461286006785 June 6 Trump fights back! https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1004359335399641089 https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1004360833407815680 She Lives! https://twitter.com/NBCPolitics/status/1004428031157526528 June 8 Melanie is not traveling with Donald Trump to the G7 Summit. https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/1005071427958181890 June 19 Melanie Sighting! https://twitter.com/dougmillsnyt/status/1009143027661791235 Oiled and Ready posted:http://www.melaniaismissing.com 
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Good Melanie Trump Content  Lastgirl posted:from Trump thread 
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May 29, 2018 01:57
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melanie trump has seen the face of god (the piss tape) and will take years to recover
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May 29, 2018 01:59
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my theory is that she tried to kill herself with pills and they had to do an emergency dialysis that would explain the oddly specific cover story about a kidney procedure, and that her aides had to wear scrubs to see her in the hospital
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May 29, 2018 02:02
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skaboomizzy posted:my theory is that she tried to kill herself with pills and they had to do an emergency dialysis Good god that's dark, man.
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May 29, 2018 02:07
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my favorite theory is abortion of a child from an affair that went wrong
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May 29, 2018 02:07
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Shear Modulus posted:melanie trump has seen the face of god (the piss tape) and will take years to recover It's like the ark of the covenant scene.
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May 29, 2018 02:12
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Derek Smart retweeted this so it must be true https://twitter.com/pacelattin/status/1000907279095353344?s=21
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May 29, 2018 02:21
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univbee posted:Derek Smart retweeted this so it must be true updated the OP
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May 29, 2018 02:25
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it's one of those rumors you wouldn't be surprised in the least finding out is true
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May 29, 2018 02:25
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univbee posted:Derek Smart retweeted this so it must be true If this is true, watch Trump blame Barron instead of admitting his wife left him
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May 29, 2018 02:26
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:Good god that's dark, man. Arguably less dark than being married to Trump.
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May 29, 2018 02:29
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we're all jealous she gets to be dead
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May 29, 2018 02:29
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PostNouveau posted:If this is true, watch Trump blame Barron instead of admitting his wife left him thousands of replies to every Trump tweet that are just "your wife left you"
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May 29, 2018 02:30
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skaboomizzy posted:thousands of replies to every Trump tweet that are just "your wife left you" thousands of trump tweets that are just "My wife left me"
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May 29, 2018 02:31
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it's awesome he can't block accounts now and you just know he isn't capable of not reading the mean tweets
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May 29, 2018 02:32
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the bitcoin of weed posted:thousands of trump tweets that are just "My wife left me" If it comes to that, "he left her" is the narrative. You know it.
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May 29, 2018 02:34
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Percelus posted:it's awesome he can't block accounts now and you just know he isn't capable of not reading the mean tweets so is twitter going to write a custom rule for his account where he cant block anyone?
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May 29, 2018 02:35
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Shear Modulus posted:so is twitter going to write a custom rule for his account where he cant block anyone? it's the law 
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May 29, 2018 02:36
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Shear Modulus posted:so is twitter going to write a custom rule for his account where he cant block anyone? i mean I'm sure they could but Jack is a nazi, so.....
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May 29, 2018 02:37
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Percelus posted:it's the law law is just wal spelled backwards makes u think
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May 29, 2018 02:38
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May 29, 2018 02:38
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I think the abuse theory makes sense. Trump beat her, she couldn't be in public until the bruises went away. Now she's moving to New York, that's the compromise. The President can't get divorced while he's in office, but she doesn't have to be in the same state as him ever again.
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May 29, 2018 02:40
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where's the star wars one
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May 29, 2018 02:42
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found it
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May 29, 2018 02:45
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rip melana you just wanted to be rich
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May 29, 2018 02:50
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Yinlock posted:where's the star wars one TY for linking it; any content linked from the Trump thread or other threads I will be happy to add to the 2nd post. News articles, etc will go in the first post if they're new or stuff I'd missed that helps fill in the timeline. GobiasIndustries has issued a correction as of 02:55 on May 29, 2018 |
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May 29, 2018 02:53
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what about bad Melanie content? A humble submission: 
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May 29, 2018 02:54
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https://twitter.com/EmmaKennedy/status/1001140324729872384 https://twitter.com/EmmaKennedy/status/1001141547839127557 https://twitter.com/EmmaKennedy/status/1001144347407077379
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May 29, 2018 02:56
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my favorite unsubstantiated melania thing (aside from marxist-leninist sleeper agent) is her affair with the security chief at tiffany's apparently after trump lost the election like everyone thought he would she'd quietly divorce him and that would be that. rip
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May 29, 2018 03:05
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May 29, 2018 03:07
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https://twitter.com/BronzeHammer/status/996121905852805121
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May 29, 2018 03:14
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Where the gently caress is Melody you loving fucks?! Where are you keeping her??!
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May 29, 2018 03:24
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Grand Theft Autobot posted:Where the gently caress is Melody you loving fucks?! Where are you keeping her??! the basement of comet ping pong
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May 29, 2018 03:24
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What's the secret service's policy on priority on protecting the POTUS vs the VPOTUS? Like if Trump had grabbed a gun and was about to shoot Pence do the SS have to let him do it?
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May 29, 2018 03:29
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The dudes in charge of pences protection get in a shootout with the dudes protecting trump I'd like to imagine
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May 29, 2018 04:00
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melania has been kidnapped by the alt left
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May 29, 2018 04:09
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Ah this is something else trump and Kim can bond over (gossip that their wives are dead/sidelined)
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May 29, 2018 04:11
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qkkl posted:What's the secret service's policy on priority on protecting the POTUS vs the VPOTUS? Like if Trump had grabbed a gun and was about to shoot Pence do the SS have to let him do it? off-topic, this is the Melanie Trump thread. the real question is what happens w/ the security details protecting POTUS and FLOTUS.
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yeah i have to say the "melania looking like she wants to die" and "melania recoiling in cold terror when the donald tries to hold her hand" genre that is omg so funny on twitter, is not funny at all, and actually quite disturbing!
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