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Every couple of months this loving happens without fail. I'll be sleeping normally and then out of loving nowhere it feels like a million god drat knives are being stabbed into my leg and it'll go super tense. I try to bend it to alleviate the pain but it just feels like my muscles are gonna loving snap. Anybody else get this poo poo and know the cure or am I just gonna die of super cancer or some poo poo?
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May 29, 2018 05:26
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Yeah, but it's just because my wife hates me.
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May 29, 2018 05:28
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diagnoses: op fat
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May 29, 2018 05:29
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let it mellow posted:diagnoses: op fat also you don't walk enough and you need more potassium in your diet. fatso.
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May 29, 2018 05:32
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Its a muscle cramp and it sucks https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charley_horse
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May 29, 2018 05:33
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lol if you posted:also you don't walk enough and you need more potassium in your diet. fatso. I'm loving mental about eating bananas so that literally can't be the cause
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May 29, 2018 05:35
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it's probably a bloodclot and sooner or later it'll pop lose and lodge in your brain op
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May 29, 2018 05:38
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1500quidporsche posted:I'm loving mental about eating bananas so that literally can't be the cause yah u eat bananas and also lots of stuff, that’s why u can’t sleep without all the fat cutting off circulation
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May 29, 2018 05:41
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You're probably getting dehydrated in your sleep. Drink more fluids.
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May 29, 2018 05:46
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1500quidporsche posted:I'm loving mental about eating bananas so that literally can't be the cause Try not running them under a chocolate fountain first.
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May 29, 2018 05:46
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Frankenstyle posted:Try not running them under a chocolate fountain first. How many cups of sugar and butter do you use in your banana bread ? I usually go for a 1,1,1 cup ratio of sugar, butter and chocolate chips.
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May 29, 2018 05:57
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1500quidporsche posted:Every couple of months this loving happens without fail. I'll be sleeping normally and then out of loving nowhere it feels like a million god drat knives are being stabbed into my leg and it'll go super tense. I try to bend it to alleviate the pain but it just feels like my muscles are gonna loving snap. Anybody else get this poo poo and know the cure or am I just gonna die of super cancer or some poo poo?
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May 29, 2018 05:58
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I haven't had cramps since I was a kid, I would say it probably actually is that but idk. It literally feels like my muscle tendons are gonna loving snap. Dehydration is almost certainly a factor.
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May 29, 2018 06:02
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1500quidporsche posted:How many cups of sugar and butter do you use in your banana bread ? I usually go for a 1,1,1 cup ratio of sugar, butter and chocolate chips. Oh don't even give me any poo poo, I just lost a ton of weight. When the diabeetus took my legs.
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May 29, 2018 06:05
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But seriously I went through a spell a year or so ago where I would suddenly wake up to a massive incoming Charlie horse. To deal with it in the moment I found that stretching my leg out straight and not letting my knee bend kept my calves from cramping, even though it hurt like hell for a few minutes until it passed. Long term I started drinking a lot more water and the problem went away within a week or two.
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May 29, 2018 06:13
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no but my shoulders sometimes ache when i drink vodka
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May 29, 2018 06:14
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it's muscle cramps and they suck and you're probably dehydrated like everybody else said already the way to stop it quickly is that you need to stretch that muscle immediately yes even when it feels like it's turning into stone and on fire at the same time. i get this in my calves from time to time so i need to pivot my foot up for that; sometimes it will stop it immediately  , sometimes i'll have to grab my dang foot and pull it back manually if my leg's already cramping up fiercetry that and if it doesn't help maybe check if someone is actually stabbing your legs while you're sleeping, seems like an easy check
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May 29, 2018 07:41
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OP my chiropodist recommended sucking a dick once in a while to alleviate those symptoms
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May 29, 2018 07:45
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Bip Roberts posted:it's probably a bloodclot and sooner or later it'll pop lose and lodge in your brain op Yes, probably a deep vein thrombo going on a little journey to your heart to kill you. You should definitely read up some WebMD.
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May 29, 2018 07:48
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Frankenstyle posted:Yeah, but it's just because my wife hates me. She does it to you, too?
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May 29, 2018 07:50
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For me just stretching never works, I usually wake up in a panic and have to stand up and put all my weight on my leg.
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May 29, 2018 07:50
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The thing that helped me was having a loving wife, three great kids and being satisfied at my job
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May 29, 2018 07:52
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if you are sleeping with someone have them firmly apply pressure/massage the arch of your foot. helps me and my wife when this happens to us. edit: we both basically only drink water and a lot of it. cramps can still happen occasionally even if you properly hydrate.
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May 29, 2018 07:53
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The only thing i drink beside bourbon is cum and frankly this has never happened to me
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May 29, 2018 07:57
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Former DILF posted:The only thing i drink beside bourbon is cum and frankly this has never happened to me Bourbon and cum might just be the breakthrough we've been looking for.
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May 29, 2018 08:00
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Sounds like you’re getting the beetus. Enjoy your limbs while you can
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May 29, 2018 08:16
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it's the shadow people trying to make a pass at you, op
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May 29, 2018 08:16
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what's up kuato
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May 29, 2018 08:16
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1500quidporsche posted:I haven't had cramps since I was a kid, I would say it probably actually is that but idk.
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May 29, 2018 15:01
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1500quidporsche posted:Every couple of months this loving happens without fail. I'll be sleeping normally and then out of loving nowhere it feels like a million god drat knives are being stabbed into my leg and it'll go super tense. I try to bend it to alleviate the pain but it just feels like my muscles are gonna loving snap. Anybody else get this poo poo and know the cure or am I just gonna die of super cancer or some poo poo? Start eating magnesium supplements. They eliminated all muscle cramps including the leg bullshit while sleeping for me.
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May 29, 2018 15:03
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I get this when doing a lot of exercise that hits the calves. Running, cycling, or weightlifting.
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