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your friend a dog
Nov 2, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
just do it you idiot your website is dying, you are dying, and your bank account is dying. just do the drat deal and get some cash holey moley lowtax you spinless molusc

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SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
The deal involves putting pins up, right? Would that not involve paying them, instead of getting paid by them?

your friend a dog
Nov 2, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

SniperWoreConverse posted:

The deal involves putting pins up, right? Would that not involve paying them, instead of getting paid by them?

good point. heres a simple flowchart for your future business deals lowtax:



Will they give me money ----> YES DO IT GO HOG WILD

Will it cost me money ------> NO MAN TURN BACK

Tomato Burger
Jun 18, 2007
The secret is granola.
Flip the script and see if they want to run ads on SomethingAwful.

Laslow
Jul 18, 2007
That would have to be the weirdest deal I could have imagined. But for a social media outlet, you can’t do any better.

Who else is out in that space? Facebook? Twitter? Tumblr? It’s literally the least worst one out there. Work out a deal and bring in those milfbux.

a_pineapple
Dec 23, 2005


Just tell them that no, you don't have time to "jump on a call."
But you should tell them to "jump on these balls" hahahahaha

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
I don’t know how any of this would work. Not saying don’t do it, just would grandma making a pin on their site open a thread or something? Maybe a rolling ad with that pin?

Papa Emeritus III
Jul 7, 2017

[A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

Deal with it.

vas0line posted:

Just tell them that no, you don't have time to "jump on a call."
But you should tell them to "jump on these balls" hahahahaha

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Lowtax posted:

What does this mean, do we need Promoted Pins??? Pictures with words and some such nonsense???

I work in advertising because my morals can be bought in bulk and no you do not.

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
It’s like the secret but for the Internet

Do it, cash in and let me pin my fave fyad flags to my Pinterest board

Barudak
May 7, 2007

SniperWoreConverse posted:

The deal involves putting pins up, right? Would that not involve paying them, instead of getting paid by them?

Yeah you pay pinterest, promoted pins are ad units

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Fawn all over whatever idea they throw at you immediately.
Laugh very fakely and overly long and respond with "haha, my goodness yes, that sounds WONDERFUL! You could even say I'm quite....pinterested in working with you, eh? EH!?"

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
It would be p funny if it was just Pinterest keeping track of good productive threads and allowing people to interact with them without having to see the rest of the dumpster fire we are posting up

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
If Pinterest offers you a sufficient way to interact with your customers and maybe some better forums, take the offer!

Swedish Butt-Whistle
Feb 12, 2004

Mentally Trill
prepare gbs and e/n for an influx of 40 something stay at home moms

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Swedish Butt-Whistle posted:

prepare gbs and e/n for an influx of 40 something stay at home moms

I thought that was GBS main demo?

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
it's a site for making really garbage crafts. like when people turn a chair into like a shelf. it sucks.

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
I cannot IMAGINE how this would work BUT more chicks in SA is definitely how to increase your numbers and $.

I have a shitload of artknowhow and jewelry making knowledge (gag) if I can help let me know.

Seriously

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
stick a pin in it - it's great!

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Barudak posted:

Yeah you pay pinterest, promoted pins are ad units

hmmm.. sounds hosed up

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Spinster posted:

I cannot IMAGINE how this would work BUT more chicks in SA is definitely how to increase your numbers and $.

I have a shitload of artknowhow and jewelry making knowledge (gag) if I can help let me know.

Seriously

Post ur Pinterest page spin!

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Burt Sexual posted:

Post ur Pinterest page spin!

The only social media/ internet thing I do is SA.

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

this is a great opportunity to take a big messy poo poo right into the mainstream of the internet

i'm all for it

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
how about this: pinterest pays US to PIN OUR POSTS! u cant get this kind of quality content anywhere...........

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Smythe posted:

how about this: pinterest pays US to PIN OUR POSTS! u cant get this kind of quality content anywhere...........

You can do that for free now, but like, the users of pinterest have enough pictures of cats and barely intelligble life affirming rambles

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

Spinster posted:

The only social media/ internet thing I do is SA.

this must be a lie

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
op = original pinster

Kazak
Jan 10, 2012

This forum is already host to several mommy blogs so I say go for it

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Blue Raider posted:

this must be a lie

Why do you say that? I thought it was obvious lol

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Smythe posted:

how about this: pinterest pays US to PIN OUR POSTS! u cant get this kind of quality content anywhere...........

Promoted Posts

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Lowtax posted:

I'll promote your pin for $10, this is absolutely NOT a sexual innuendo, I am blatantly saying I'll compliment your dick for $10.

So just in a PM or do we email it to you? What's the procedure here?

Papa Emeritus III posted:

Give me tits or give me death.

I want this on my headstone.

Zil fucked around with this message at 01:52 on May 30, 2018

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

Spinster posted:

Why do you say that? I thought it was obvious lol

i just dont know how a person exists online without a handful of, at least observant, social media accounts

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

lowtax if you make a grenade enamel pin i will buy one

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Blue Raider posted:

i just dont know how a person exists online without a handful of, at least observant, social media accounts

I work in the field and have none.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Barudak posted:

I work in the field and have none.

you could have just said you work in the field

fresh_cheese
Jul 2, 2014

MY KPI IS HOW MANY VP NUTS I SUCK IN A FISCAL YEAR AND MY LAST THREE OFFICE CHAIRS COMMITTED SUICIDE

Did not read the rest of the thread cause you keep mentioning good napping beds and that got me all excited.

Like, how good are we talkin here?

Like warm sunny couch with a floofy blanket good or like a hammock or what?

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Pick posted:

you could have just said you work in the field

What is the story behind your latest av?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Blue Raider posted:

i just dont know how a person exists online without a handful of, at least observant, social media accounts

I signed up to Grindr just to watch.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Spinster posted:

What is the story behind your latest av?

it's from my "wake up as a star trek" thread

sometimes I just get nostalgic and get all star trek'd up

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Swedish Butt-Whistle
Feb 12, 2004

Mentally Trill
i don't know what pinterest is but you can call me pintersted

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