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Hello fuckers, we have a World Cup coming up in two weeks and this is the thread to get loving excited about it!!! The groups are set and they look like this: Here are your dates for the groups:  Here are your dates for the knockouts:  Germany are the defending champions and they are one of the favorites heading in to this tournament. Brazil, Spain and France are also good shouts according to bookmakers. VAR, the Video Assistant Referee, aka video replay system, will be in full effect for this tournament meaning that Russia will probably find a way through to the knockouts if you know what I mean. If you want to make a thread for a match day, go for it! If you want to make a thread for a national team, also go for it! Please post in here if you would like to reserve a team. Remember to sponsor your thread! See the existing threads for details. First match is between.....Russia and Saudi Arabia. Should be uhhh real fuckin good, right. If there are matches on a day and you don't see a thread for that matchday already, please create one! You can do this the day before as well. One thread per matchday seems reasonable to me. Russia: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3858985 Saudi Arabia: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3859222 Egypt: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3859629 Uruguay: Portugal: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3860400 Clenbuterol: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3857534 Morocco: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3859947 Iran: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3859192 France: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3858795 Australia: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3857331 Peru: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3859729 Denmark: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3859180 Argentina: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3858962 Iceland: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3858917 Croatia: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3859171 Nigeria: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3858952 Brazil: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3859043 Switzerland: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3859075 Costa Rica: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3858916 Serbia: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3859207 Germany: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3859193 Mexico: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3859614 Sweden: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3859884 South Korea: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3859194 Belgium: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3858667 Panama: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3859932 Tunisia: England: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3857005 Poland: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3859873 Senegal: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3859208 Colombia: Japan: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3859668 There's a bunch of really fail rear end teams that didn't make the tournament on account of monumental disasters of sport this year including Italy, the United States, the Netherlands and Chile so don't ask where they are because they are not here and they're not going to be here! If you are from one of those nations this is your chance to bandwagon behind a team without feeling guilty! There are no spectators here, only supporters! I'm putting my big plate of spaghetti behind The Mighty Three Lions; it's coming home. If you truly believe that it's coming home, you should probably put some money on it: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3859175 Everyone crack a Baltika, put on the piss tape and lets get this loving thing going!!!!!!  This thread is sponsored by Gazprom®, official global natural gas, team/league ownership, and polonium partner of The Hublot Forum of Friendship. Gazprom®: We Light Up The Football Gigi Galli fucked around with this message at 14:54 on Jun 17, 2018 |
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when supporting italy and usa isn’t enough, try england
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May 31, 2018 20:38
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I'm calling dibs on the Russia thread, just waiting for the final 23-man squad to be announced
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May 31, 2018 20:43
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It's not coming home
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May 31, 2018 20:44
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WeAreTheRomans posted:It's not coming home mods please remove this poster until the world cup is over
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May 31, 2018 20:50
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Jose posted:mods please remove this poster until the world cup is over Actually, might as well make that a 
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May 31, 2018 20:52
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ARRIBA PERUUUU I'll take care of our piece of poo poo thread
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May 31, 2018 20:54
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I’ll claim Morocco unless anyone actually knows anything about them
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May 31, 2018 20:59
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big crush on Chad OMG posted:I’ll claim Morocco unless anyone actually knows anything about them You can have them unless a Moroccan shows up in here.
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May 31, 2018 21:00
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I can't stop laughing at the grand opener for this wc being Russia vs Saudi Arabia.
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May 31, 2018 21:37
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Hello global football friends I am excited for the World Cup. Get hype. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrOLGifnMJk
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May 31, 2018 21:48
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTJSt4wP2ME
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i'm here to enjoy this with all my fellow World Cup mods. (a reminder that this thread is sponsored by Gazprom®, official global natural gas, team/league ownership, and polonium partner of The Hublot Forum of Friendship. Gazprom®: We Light Up The Football. related to this, in the true spirit of world football the mod and I have come up with a new policy for this World Cup: each thread must have an Official Partner. if you cannot think of a good one one then tough luck, you're going to get sponsored by Mister Potato, Official Snack Food Partner For Malaysia, or similar.) Troy Queef fucked around with this message at 02:08 on Jun 1, 2018 |
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Troy Queef posted:(a reminder that this thread is sponsored by Gazprom®, official global natural gas, team/league ownership, and polonium partner of The Hublot Forum of Friendship. Gazprom®: We Light Up The Football. related to this, in the true spirit of world football the mod and I have come up with a new policy for this World Cup: each thread must have an Official Partner. if you cannot think of a good one one then tough luck, you're going to get sponsored by Mister Potato, Official Snack Food Partner For Malaysia, or similar.) 
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Jun 1, 2018 02:20
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also I'll do Argentina if no one else wants it, if only to go on at length as to why the country's best striker isn't playing at the World Cup
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Troy Queef posted:also I'll do Argentina if no one else wants it, if only to go on at length as to why the country's best striker isn't playing at the World Cup who’s that then?
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Jun 1, 2018 02:42
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RideTheSpiral posted:who’s that then? 
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Jun 1, 2018 02:58
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yeah but higuain aguero and dybala are better
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Jun 1, 2018 03:07
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http://www.diccionarioargentino.com/term/Icardiar
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Jun 1, 2018 03:09
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Phwoar that’s a bad opinion.
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Troy Queef posted:also I'll do Argentina if no one else wants it, if only to go on at length as to why the country's best striker isn't playing at the World Cup I guess I could do it. In a true Argentinian fashion it'll be rushed, half assed, and in awful english. And the country's best striker is Lautaro Martinez. 
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Jun 1, 2018 03:44
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poo poo, Martinez is actually good? I was hoping he'd be a turd since Inter already signed him.
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Jun 1, 2018 03:49
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Icardi is way better than Higuain btw.
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Jun 1, 2018 03:50
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the australia thread is sponsored by Caltex fuels, or as they have renamed themselves to for the world cup, Cahilltex https://www.caltex.com.au/cahilltex big timmy def isnt in the squad solely due to sponsor pressures though
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Jun 1, 2018 05:09
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world cuck
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Jun 1, 2018 10:43
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Do we have any Icelanders here? I'll do a thread for them if not, sponsored by Iceland Foods ltd.
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Jun 1, 2018 11:03
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track day bro! posted:world cuck We just said icardi isn't going!
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Jun 1, 2018 11:58
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Maroc Telecom is the official sponsor of Morocco 🇲🇦 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTTpbXThQNo
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Jun 1, 2018 13:28
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Who's doing the odds on Sergio Ramos getting knifed and whether Russia gets caught blood doping?
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Jun 1, 2018 13:35
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Julian or Jason Sextro, one of you guys want to take France?
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Jun 1, 2018 14:32
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I'll take a team that no one wants
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Jun 1, 2018 14:59
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Also when are we getting our world cup mod balls op
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Jun 1, 2018 15:00
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fridge corn posted:Also when are we getting our world cup mod balls op Never because Greg is dead.
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Jun 1, 2018 15:03
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Gigi Galli posted:Julian or Jason Sextro, one of you guys want to take France? Since Ireland are not in it I’ll do France.
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Jun 1, 2018 15:14
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fridge corn posted:I'll take a team that no one wants Team Fridge Corn
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Jun 1, 2018 15:14
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Gigi Galli posted:Never because Greg is dead. I’m shaking
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Jun 1, 2018 15:19
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fat gay nonce posted:Team Fridge Corn sadly they didn't qualify for the 2018 fifa world cup in Russia sponsored by gazprom
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Jun 1, 2018 15:21
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I've added all the posters who are making threads to the OP, if there's a blank it's still open.
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You can put me down for Nigeria
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