I just figured out we need one world government communism to save the poor

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AARO: Mar 9, 2005; by Lowtax

It's the only way to save all the people living in hellish poverty.

# ? Jun 1, 2018 08:40

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# ? May 23, 2024 17:51

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

it's true

# ? Jun 1, 2018 08:41

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Idk a mass extinction event might work too

# ? Jun 1, 2018 08:50

drjuggalo: Jul 26, 2014

Colonel Cancer posted:

Idk a mass extinction event might work too

no because we wouldn't learn our lesson and be doomed to repeat our mistakes

# ? Jun 1, 2018 08:54

flubber nuts: Oct 5, 2005

itd be pretty neat if we just got
vaporized by space radiation with zero warning.

# ? Jun 1, 2018 08:56

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

itd be pretty neat if we just got
vaporized by space radiation with zero warning.

Now that's the kind of forward thinking we need to prevent ourselves from being doomed to repeat our mistakes!

Imagine, a nearby star going nova and just stripping the whole atmosphere with an intense burst of hard radiation. No more poverty, no more disease, no more twitter.

# ? Jun 1, 2018 08:59

bagual: Oct 29, 2010; _{_{inconspicuous}}

worldwide AI-planned economy

# ? Jun 1, 2018 09:05

AARO: Mar 9, 2005; by Lowtax

bagual posted:

worldwide AI-planned economy

This is inevitably going to happen

# ? Jun 1, 2018 09:10

a bone to pick: Sep 14, 2011; by FactsAreUseless

Lmao the world will eventually be owned by one corporation and the poor will be turned into soylent for the rich

# ? Jun 1, 2018 09:12

The Dennis System: Aug 4, 2014; Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

The decline of communism has raised millions of people out of poverty over the past like forty years.

# ? Jun 1, 2018 09:39

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgSNWmyI6y8

# ? Jun 1, 2018 09:40

Former DILF: Jul 13, 2017

AARO posted:

It's the only way to save all the people living in hellish poverty.

if theres no stalins im in

# ? Jun 1, 2018 09:43

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

No Stalins just Mao.

# ? Jun 1, 2018 09:46

Former DILF: Jul 13, 2017

The Dennis System posted:

The decline of communism has raised millions of people out of poverty over the past like forty years.

islamic communist shadow mullah b hussein obama redefined poverty so this actually isn't true, all of the holodomor victims are now martyrs and are now eating honey washed down with milk between loving their 72 virgins

# ? Jun 1, 2018 09:46

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

The Dennis System posted:

The decline of communism has raised millions of people out of poverty over the past like forty years.

We've also seen the decline of capitalism and its replacement with state-managed technocracy.

https://twitter.com/EpsilonTheory/status/1002237475396444160

quote:

Long derided as a casino, China�s once-volatile stock market is going through a long stretch of calm. One reason is an orchestrated government effort to keep traders and investors in line.

Three years after a national uproar when Chinese stocks plunged by nearly half in just over two months, traders and brokers say regulators are increasingly stepping in to influence trades and make China�s markets appear less volatile, especially during political events when Beijing wants to project stability.

The steps, aided by advanced surveillance techniques to monitor traders, include warning brokerage firms to police trades that are out of step with government wishes and phoning investors directly when they act out of line.

The intervention is becoming more common just when Chinese equities are about to be included for the first time in a global stock index. MSCI Inc., whose benchmarks many investment funds follow, is set to add more than 200 Chinese stocks to its emerging-markets index on June 1. The introduction means more foreign investors will be exposed to a Chinese market that doesn�t move purely to the dictates of supply and demand.

quote:

During some recent bouts of market volatility, regulators stayed on the sidelines, possibly because they blamed the volatility on global developments rather than Chinese domestic matters. Traders say they assume Beijing will intervene if any selloff starts to get out of control.

Beijing has had a complicated relationship with its stock markets ever since it allowed Shanghai to open its exchange in 1990. Then-leader Deng Xiaoping wanted to adopt some tools of Western capitalism, but he also warned that if the stock market �turns out to be a mistake, we�ll just shut it down.�

[...]

Before the October start of the Communist Party Congress, an event held every five years, the new securities regulator, Liu Shiyu, urged domestic brokerage firms to recognize the importance of preserving market stability �at the level of political consciousness.�

The U.S. operates a somewhat similar system that is little-known called the Working Group on Financial Markets or "Plunge Protection Team" set up in 1988 during the Reagan administration. This includes the Treasury sec, Fed chair, SEC chairperson and the head of the Commodity Futures Trading Commission that intervenes directly in the markets.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QO1HAt4jYCw

# ? Jun 1, 2018 09:49

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

how'd you figure it out op

# ? Jun 1, 2018 09:51

thuly: Jun 19, 2005; Transcending history, and the world, a tale of MS Paint and animes, endlessly retold.

bagual posted:

worldwide AI-planned economy

Reign down upon us, RoboGod

# ? Jun 1, 2018 09:51

Former DILF: Jul 13, 2017

AARO posted:

This is inevitably going to happen

bagual posted:

worldwide AI-planned economy

I have insider info into this and yes this is the direction things are going. the FAANG crowd are going whole hog and each AI is being shaped by its parent organizations ideology

i wish i had more info on that last bit but its just my instinct based on my one data point's biases

# ? Jun 1, 2018 09:53

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Only Morpheus will save us from the cruel AI aristocrats, perhaps AIstocrats, who take all the spoils of human labor and leave just poverty and misery in their wake :colbert:

# ? Jun 1, 2018 09:53

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

AI this and that just seems like another lovely evolution of that Singularity tech cult. Y'know, dumb poo poo for nerds.

I bet oppression is just a part of sentience, if you make a smart AI and give it the reins it'll just opress harder.

# ? Jun 1, 2018 09:56

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

Former DILF posted:

I have insider info into this and yes this is the direction things are going. the FAANG crowd are going whole hog and each AI is being shaped by its parent organizations ideology

i wish i had more info on that last bit but its just my instinct based on my one data point's biases

Karl Marx was right but capitalism's replacement won't be what modern-day socialists think, it'll be global AI central planning. Jeff Bezos and Jack Ma.

https://twitter.com/rubenbrooke/status/859056207570640901

# ? Jun 1, 2018 09:59

Fojar38: Sep 2, 2011; Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia

also here's a stupid take
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lmfao @ jack ma

# ? Jun 1, 2018 10:00

The Dennis System: Aug 4, 2014; Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

Karl Marx was right but capitalism's replacement won't be what modern-day socialists think, it'll be global AI central planning. Jeff Bezos and Jack Ma.

https://twitter.com/rubenbrooke/status/859056207570640901

Whoa, forget about a theory of everything and looking into the mind of god, seeing the invisible hand would be a far greater accomplishment.

# ? Jun 1, 2018 10:04

Jezza of OZPOS: Mar 21, 2018; GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

Haha nice try Illuminati you�ll never stop me sharing my essence with the world by jerking off

# ? Jun 1, 2018 10:15

yeah I eat ass: Mar 14, 2005; only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

I was with you up until the communism part. Making everyone poor isn't saving the poor.

# ? Jun 1, 2018 10:34

Former DILF: Jul 13, 2017

yeah I eat rear end posted:

I was with you up until the communism part. Making everyone poor isn't saving the poor.

communism is actually pretty cool and what you're talking about isn't communism and if you wanna chat more just :bahgawd:

# ? Jun 1, 2018 10:40

Randarkman: Jul 18, 2011

communism sucks.

also all the countries that tried communism did it right, it just so happens that communism sucks.

# ? Jun 1, 2018 10:44

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

https://twitter.com/eGTCP/status/1002478836728991756

# ? Jun 1, 2018 10:46

berth ell pup: Mar 20, 2017; I am a business magnet.

Randarkman posted:

communism sucks.

also all the countries that tried communism did it right, it just so happens that communism sucks.

yeppppp

# ? Jun 1, 2018 10:48

yeah I eat ass: Mar 14, 2005; only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

Former DILF posted:

communism is actually pretty cool and what you're talking about isn't communism and if you wanna chat more just

yeah i'm sure THIS time will be the time they finally get it right and implement "real" communism.

# ? Jun 1, 2018 10:52

Former DILF: Jul 13, 2017

Randarkman posted:

communism sucks.

also all the countries that tried communism did it right, it just so happens that communism sucks.

actually communism isnt something you try its something you achieve, socialism and capitalism are things you try and if the result is 100% perfect youve achieved communism. It just to happens that communism is at the same time the best outcome and impossible but it remains however a yardstick by which to measure our society

do you really think that the anarchy of the market is superior to the peace of socialism

# ? Jun 1, 2018 10:54

extra stout: Feb 24, 2005; ISILDUR's ERR

Former DILF posted:

communism is actually pretty cool and what you're talking about isn't communism and if you wanna chat more just

how big would each persons borrowed yard-space be under global communism by the time the population hits 10 billion? and would even mildly fat people have to apologize constantly for hanging off their yard into their neighbors yard?

# ? Jun 1, 2018 10:55

Former DILF: Jul 13, 2017

yeah I eat rear end posted:

yeah i'm sure THIS time will be the time they finally get it right and implement "real" communism.

you cant implement communism you can only achieve communism and even i think thats impossible but still necessary to pursue

# ? Jun 1, 2018 10:55

Former DILF: Jul 13, 2017

extra stout posted:

how big would each persons borrowed yard-space be under global communism by the time the population hits 10 billion? and would even mildly fat people have to apologize constantly for hanging off their yard into their neighbors yard?

youll remember that shadow mullah barack hussein obama issued a fatwa to map the human brain when he was president of the great satan, it is with this technology that we plan to cut that gordian knot

# ? Jun 1, 2018 10:57

Schweinhund: Oct 23, 2004

Have voluntary communism. Everyone who wants to can sign up and share all their money with each other.

edit: I'll sign up by the way.

edit2: I have $0 FYI.

# ? Jun 1, 2018 11:08

Former DILF: Jul 13, 2017

Schweinhund posted:

Have voluntary communism. Everyone who wants to can sign up can share all their money with each other.

hmm lets see what history says about that

(the paris commune)

oh no

(the spanish free region)

oh no :ohdear:

(the ukraine anarchy)

oh no :stare:

imo its gotta be both international and global

# ? Jun 1, 2018 11:12

spudsbuckley: Aug 29, 2008; by FactsAreUseless
(and can't post for 5 years!)

Why do we want to save the poor?

# ? Jun 1, 2018 12:14

Elukka: Feb 18, 2011; For All Mankind

Hey here's my clever idea for solving all problems with the world.
1. Make all people agree on a single government
2. Make that single government extremely supremely competent
3. ???
4. Utopia!

# ? Jun 1, 2018 12:29

yeah I eat ass: Mar 14, 2005; only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

spudsbuckley posted:

Why do we want to save the poor?

So they can continue to be exploited for our benefit.

# ? Jun 1, 2018 12:45

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bitmap: Aug 8, 2006

hell yeah op communism rules

# ? Jun 1, 2018 12:53

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