[Europe] we hebben een serieus probleem

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Weka: May 5, 2019; That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

A Buttery Pastry posted:

i am sorry, but it's only the swedes. three of the nordic countries were official imperial subjects around a hundred years ago or less, another effectively one, and two were subjects to imperial conquests and ethnic cleansing which either took place in or continued into the 20th century.

I don't think the point is that someone of your ethnic group in the past took immoral actions but rather that you today directly benefit from those actions.
Also, are you counting seven nordic countries? What are they, the eastern baltics?

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 04:38

Weka: May 5, 2019; That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Carthag Tuek posted:

there's 7 nordic countries:
dk
no
se
fi
fo
gl
is

Scandinavia (ie the worst ones) is only the first 3

OK if you want to count countries constituent of a larger state but how does Finland get counted? Because it was conquered by Sweden centuries ago? Why not count Ukraine then? Or count Finland as a slavic country?

E: not saying you're wrong but I'd love to know the reasoning.

Weka has issued a correction as of 23:31 on Jun 28, 2022

# ¿ Jun 28, 2022 23:22

Weka: May 5, 2019; That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Lol quaestors

# ¿ Jun 30, 2022 23:05

Weka: May 5, 2019; That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

That last video explains a lot about the poop shelf.

# ¿ Jul 4, 2022 23:17

Weka: May 5, 2019; That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

forkboy84 posted:

Oh Lithuania, please do invade Russia just for the banter.

They have to get through Belarus first. Smolensk is just on the other side, so this boob is presumably saying Belarus is Lithuania too, that just doesn't play as well.

# ¿ Aug 11, 2022 08:44

Weka: May 5, 2019; That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

forkboy84 posted:

Of course he's saying that, he wants a restoration of the borders of the Commonwealth. Not sure Hyper-nationalist accurately describes this freak, could be too moderate for him

Somebody with twitter tell him that Lithuania is part of Poland, which was always the dominant part of the commonwealth.

A Buttery Pastry posted:

actually, you can invade russia directly from lithuania

Congratulations on being technically correct, the best kind of correct.

# ¿ Aug 11, 2022 13:36

Weka: May 5, 2019; That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

https://twitter.com/PADDYWILO71/status/1574017795121205249

# ¿ Sep 27, 2022 13:01

Weka: May 5, 2019; That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Carthag Tuek posted:

lmao that has to be satire

I should have known, she's too well spoken.

# ¿ Sep 27, 2022 13:15

Weka: May 5, 2019; That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

https://twitter.com/WallStreetSilv/status/1575137671453630466

Fascism, but good? Before some humourless scold starts in, of course I doubt she will do anything meaningful for people in Africa.

# ¿ Sep 29, 2022 00:08

Weka: May 5, 2019; That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

"In our countries", just flat out claiming ownership of Europe, I love it.

# ¿ Oct 1, 2022 22:51

Weka: May 5, 2019; That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

I thought Americans were just like that, I didn't realise they were coached into it.

# ¿ Nov 17, 2022 21:07

Weka: May 5, 2019; That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Truga posted:

no that's me, and i saw this today
https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1593624598922289155/pu/vid/1280x720/ulNdEzGSXNidHBVW.mp4?tag=12
absolutely none of what he's talking about ever happened lmfao

There was a 2010 survey by a woman about domestic violence, so I'm guessing that's what he's talking about.
https://evaw-global-database.unwomen.org/fr/countries/europe/slovenia/2010/national-research-on-domestic-violence-against-women

# ¿ Nov 19, 2022 23:07

Weka: May 5, 2019; That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Centerism just mean economically right but it's ok to be gay mostly.

# ¿ Nov 26, 2022 00:18

Weka: May 5, 2019; That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Gripweed posted:

The Soviets killed all the nazis on their side of Germany.

They most certainly did not kill all of their portion of the 8.5 million Nazi party members. Denazification was much better than in the west but it didn't extend to blanket executions. Have a couple quotes from the wiki article on denazification.
"According to official records, 122,600 people were interned. 34,700 of those interned in this process were considered to be Soviet citizens, with the rest being German."
"Conditions in the internment camps were terrible, and between 42,000 and 80,000 prisoners died."
"In particular, the districts of Gera, Erfurt, and Suhl had significant amounts of former Nazi Party members in their government."

Orange Devil posted:

German armed forces, famous for being good at killing Soviets. Killed them all the way to Berlin.

Look at some casualty statistics some time.

# ¿ Nov 26, 2022 20:06

Weka: May 5, 2019; That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Hermits are basically terrorists.

# ¿ Nov 30, 2022 18:40

Weka: May 5, 2019; That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Why are people so bad at identifying the worst part of stories?

# ¿ Dec 7, 2022 02:39

Weka: May 5, 2019; That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Carthag Tuek posted:

he's not a prince of anything, his great-whatever grandfather abdicated after ww1

the title is entirely meaningless, like that Habsburg dork

In the case of the Habsburgs, they can't use their titles in Austria because aristocratic titles are banned, even including "von".

# ¿ Dec 8, 2022 18:14

Weka: May 5, 2019; That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

my dad posted:

Habsburg families sometimes had Grenzer bodyguards, and based on generationally passed down gossip, I have my suspicions on why certain branches seem less inbred than others.

Which reminds me, sorry about that time an exiled Serbian king hosed Winston Churchill's mom, that one went real poorly for everyone I'd say.

Don't leave us hanging my dad.

# ¿ Dec 8, 2022 19:22

Weka: May 5, 2019; That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

They culled all the minks in the mink farms because they had covid. IMO they should have vaccinated those minks.

# ¿ Dec 14, 2022 20:37

Weka: May 5, 2019; That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

i say swears online posted:

what's the fur market like in 2022 anyway? i don't think i've seen a fur coat for sale in a department store since the 90s

Well mink prices have rebounded due to less supply!

# ¿ Dec 15, 2022 07:42

Weka: May 5, 2019; That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

V. Illych L. posted:

it's dying, but there's no reason to cheer at the prospect of it being completely euthanised

Maoism - third worldism, the objectively correct position, would disagree I suppose.

tambourine posted:

Hahahahahahahahha no.

The DDR recruited literal SS people into their security apparatus, same as the other Germany, while the USSR hoovered up all the Nazi scientists that hadn't been taken by the US already.

But it sure is a convenient lie that one side cared more about the ideological background of their thugs and rocket scientists.

I believe one of the primary differences was that Warsaw Pact countries typically didn't include former Nazis in high ranking positions.
e: oh you're the Gorbachev fan boy lol.

Weka has issued a correction as of 22:18 on Dec 15, 2022

# ¿ Dec 15, 2022 22:15

Weka: May 5, 2019; That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Al-Saqr posted:

So I'm listening to 'Adults in the Room' by Yannis Varoufakis, and holy poo poo, holy poo poo there is no toilet in hell deep enough for that loving german satan Wolfgang Schueble, and that little poo poo worm Jeroen Dijsselbloem, I genuinely hope he's experiencing the very worst senility has to offer. Europe was destined to fail with this people in control.

So they're good?

# ¿ Jan 14, 2023 06:06

Weka: May 5, 2019; That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

i say swears online posted:

https://www.politico.eu/article/pass-booze-weed-going-hunting-declassified/

i didn't know euros wrote dave-barry-level articles

"9 percent of hunters involved in a severe accident test positive for alcohol or drugs."

Wouldn't that be lower than the base rate of French adults testing positive?

# ¿ Jan 14, 2023 06:09

Weka: May 5, 2019; That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Grimnarsson posted:

They call it "gouda".

more like bada

# ¿ Feb 27, 2023 10:40

Weka: May 5, 2019; That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

White supremacy is a centrist position.

# ¿ Mar 19, 2023 01:55

Weka: May 5, 2019; That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Nipaassuseq qimmeq.

# ¿ May 13, 2023 22:12

Weka: May 5, 2019; That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

genericnick posted:

I hear Zelensky doesn't want to prolong the treaties for the pipeline that brings gas to Austria. Which is kind of inconvenient, since there's really no other place to get gas from. Work shopping some ideas here:
Lemberg ist Österreich
Climate change, maybe good?
Grow wings and migrate in winter?

Can't the megel pipeline from Germany be reversed? Austria can buy all the American lpg it wants (at 5x the price)

# ¿ Jun 1, 2023 16:20

Weka: May 5, 2019; That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

AnimeIsTrash posted:

86, drat these people live like cockroaches

Take it to the anti Italian discrimination thread.
For real though, it's 4 years past Italian life expectancy.

# ¿ Jun 15, 2023 09:54

Weka: May 5, 2019; That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

When you think about it, being opposed to immigration to Finland is being pro migrant.

# ¿ Jun 16, 2023 23:06

Weka: May 5, 2019; That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

https://twitter.com/GeromanAT/status/1672886906059669504

# ¿ Jun 26, 2023 05:54

Weka: May 5, 2019; That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

A Buttery Pastry posted:

"Balkan Nationalists" on the internet are mostly either far-right Finns or Americans roleplaying, which means every far-right Finn roleplays as a balkan nationalist.

This is Gunther Fehlinger erasure.

# ¿ Jul 4, 2023 08:06

Weka: May 5, 2019; That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

uno.mannschaft posted:

Not sure but there is a new permit for a gathering with the purpose of "burning a religious text" 30 mins from me so might go there to celebrate.

Unless you've been publicly burning a Quran a day already you're a reactionary sorry.

# ¿ Jul 11, 2023 08:24

Weka: May 5, 2019; That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

it's a dumbocracy. not cool enough for idiocracy

# ¿ Jul 19, 2023 13:57

Weka: May 5, 2019; That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Zodium posted:

as a chud, I think it looks good. problem?

yeah, I'm a chud and it looks like stinking euros to me

# ¿ Jul 24, 2023 15:04

Weka: May 5, 2019; That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Zodium posted:

you love europe

I try and love everyone. You didn't choose to be a type of dog.

# ¿ Jul 31, 2023 09:31

Weka: May 5, 2019; That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

If you burn it, how can the state prove it was a Quran?

Zodium posted:

you think all europeans are good boys

nonsense, some are good girls.

# ¿ Jul 31, 2023 15:52

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mortons stork posted:

lol, algorithmic surge pricing to gouge the poo poo out of people wanting to be home for the holiday season has long been a hot-button issue, i cant believe the eu will fall for this dumbshit good cop bad cop game. also literally nobody likes airlines and train operators setting their holiday rates at 10x because freedom, except maybe for the dumb idiot fuckers who drank the coolaid and the airlines themselves, so this gains meloni tremendous unearned popularity.

also gutting transport support to the point that connection to the islands has to be maintained by a lovely low cost carrier like ryanair, lmao even

finally, the bank windfall profit tax is just another word for the government just shoveling a bunch of money into rich people's hands since they want to aim that tax at 'helping families with variable rate mortgages,' ie the govt pays for your mortgage with the money it just 'extracted' from the banks, its just a dumb money loop instead of actually doing anything to curtail unsustainable rising rates for credit and unjust profiteering off the rate hikes that will surely one day reach the tipping point and tank the poo poo out of our already struggling economy as intended

Seems like this is debt reduction for the middle class, which I suppose will have some knock on effects.

# ¿ Aug 11, 2023 12:02

Weka: May 5, 2019; That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Death By The Blues posted:

Thankfully the West has not provided an obscene amount of weapons to another absurdly corrupt nation with white nationalist ideals and a porous border within relative proximity to eastern Germany.

the UK?

# ¿ Aug 14, 2023 13:19

Weka: May 5, 2019; That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Megamissen posted:

finally someone steps up

Thank you America.

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 04:38

Weka: May 5, 2019; That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

I too had a dream when I was 14 and it was about the destruction of the 5th republic.

# ¿ Aug 30, 2023 04:58

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