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how do i get my cat to stop sneezing on the tv?
	get a smaller cat-sized tv for him to sneeze on
	sneeze on him to assert my dominance
	that's a great question
	thank you

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i'm sitting here trying to post and whenever my cat needs to sneeze, he jumps onto the tv stand and sneezes all over my tv

like yeah i can clean off these cat boogers and i do as soon as he's done, but now i think he's sneezing not because he has to, but because he can

# ? Jun 7, 2018 01:27

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Business Gorillas posted:

i'm sitting here trying to post and whenever my cat needs to sneeze, he jumps onto the tv stand and sneezes all over my tv

like yeah i can clean off these cat boogers and i do as soon as he's done, but now i think he's sneezing not because he has to, but because he can

Serious Post: One of my cats has sneezing fits sometimes; it got so bad he was sneezing blood all over the place and scared the poo poo out of my wife and I so the veterinarian did tests and it turns out he's got allergies/dry sinuses, so the cure is to grind up half a generic Zyrtec allergy pill and mix it with some gravy from a cat food pouch and feed it to him while I take a steaming shower. This moisturizes the little guy's sinuses and stops the sneezing. He gets a steaming every day and a half of a pill when he's acting like he's not feeling well. I've been doing this now for about 5 months and he's doing well.

I should also point out that he's a cancer survivor and had a resection done on his upper back due to a sarcoma occurring after having a pet tracker device implanted, so any sort of medical thing that happens to him gets us both upset because of that history.

Fun Fact: When we got the oncology report back it said he only had a little over a year to live because the surgery had such a low survivor rate. He ate a buncha holes in the report and is now 11 years old. That was 7 years ago.

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# ? Jun 7, 2018 01:47

Manifisto

splat: that is a great story

op, have you considered that your cat maybe dislikes what's playing on your tv, or is telling you to put on something it likes, such as the aristocats?

hahaha j/k it's a cat, it's an rear end in a top hat by definition

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ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jun 7, 2018 02:02

Korean Boomhauer

sneeze on the tv back to assert dominance

# ? Jun 7, 2018 04:30

Farecoal: There he go

Splatmaster posted:

He ate a buncha holes in the report and is now 11 years old.

# ? Jun 7, 2018 10:24

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Splatmaster posted:

Serious Post: One of my cats has sneezing fits sometimes; it got so bad he was sneezing blood all over the place and scared the poo poo out of my wife and I so the veterinarian did tests and it turns out he's got allergies/dry sinuses, so the cure is to grind up half a generic Zyrtec allergy pill and mix it with some gravy from a cat food pouch and feed it to him while I take a steaming shower. This moisturizes the little guy's sinuses and stops the sneezing. He gets a steaming every day and a half of a pill when he's acting like he's not feeling well. I've been doing this now for about 5 months and he's doing well.

I should also point out that he's a cancer survivor and had a resection done on his upper back due to a sarcoma occurring after having a pet tracker device implanted, so any sort of medical thing that happens to him gets us both upset because of that history.

Fun Fact: When we got the oncology report back it said he only had a little over a year to live because the surgery had such a low survivor rate. He ate a buncha holes in the report and is now 11 years old. That was 7 years ago.

cats are really really strong and resilent despite their cute adorable size and i'm glad your catte is still truckin' on, pet that belly for each post in this sneezy cat topic

as for the sneezing, maybe you should try the moisturizing showers like mr splat, or maybe take him to the vet to see if its some kind of allergy

# ? Jun 7, 2018 14:06

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Maybe because you never say "bless you" and now he's getting passive-aggressive about it?

# ? Jun 8, 2018 08:35

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