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1. DA Kevin Smith 2. Jerry Jones 3. Bob McNair
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Aug 2, 2018 17:04
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My votes are: 1. Bob McNair 2. DA Kevin Smiths 3. Jerry Jones
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Aug 2, 2018 21:24
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1. Jerry Jones: He pretends to love and care for his players, but in reality he's a two-faced snake out for his interest alone. I loathe this man. A true Hall of Fame douche. 2. Bob McNair: Apology retractment is textbook douchebag. He is also a purveyor of tonedeaf racism. 3. Kevin Smith: A shithead in a position of power.
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Aug 2, 2018 22:40
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1. Kevin Smith: Did something unforgivable and intolerable in any society 2. Jerruh: I mean, yeah 3. Bob McNair: I guarantee you there's at least 3 more racist and horrible owners currently in the nfl (not counting the Packers)
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Aug 2, 2018 22:42
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EDIT: Whoops, double vote.
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Crescent Wrench posted:Kevin Smith The "he's not really football, he's more than a douche bag" ship sailed when he was admitted to the contest. Judge him on the merits, and he's the worst. Crescent Wrench posted:1. Kevin Smith You don't get to vote twice
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Leperflesh posted:You don't get to vote twice Yikes, I knew I had a weird familiar feeling when typing that. Sorry folks, an honest mistake.
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Aug 3, 2018 05:13
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Hey, at least you voted consistently! It'd be pretty embarassing if you tried to vote in a way that would have canceled out, lol.
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Aug 4, 2018 07:10
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1. Bob McNair Straight up Alpha level racist 2. Kevin Smith Just plain vile act anyways 3. Jerry Jones Jerry is a combination of clueless and greedy. A future Hall of Famer but not the worst of these three.
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Aug 4, 2018 20:57
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OK well... I guess 25 people voting is all we're gonna get. first count: Jerry Jones: 12 "1" votes DA Kevin SMith: 5 "1" votes Bob McNair: 8 "1" votes No candidate has a majority. DA Kevin Smith has the fewest "1" votes, and is eliminated. The five goons who voted "1" for Smith have their votes go to their respective 2s. All five voted Jerry Jones as their #2. Second count Jerry Jones: 12 "1" votes + 5 "2" votes = 17 Bob McNair: 8 "1" votes + 0 "2" votes = 8 Jerry Jones Wins!!! Here he isssss, Mr. Douchebaaaggg  Somethingawful.com TFF 2017-18 Ben Roathelisberger Memorial Douchebag of the Year, Jerry Jones I will give the thread a day or two for any more nominations and then run the vote for the Lifetime Douchievement Award.
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Aug 5, 2018 06:08
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where are all the passionate jerry jones dislikers now? They didn't truly care. vote and move on. That's How those types are. maybe next year there should be secret extra points for earnest voters like me, who care about the contest. Remember to second Marvin Harrison for the HoF if you're one of us.
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Aug 6, 2018 14:59
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Dude, it's Trumps year. Even Roger Goodell would have trouble winning this year.
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Aug 8, 2018 18:48
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I really want to see the response when someone tells THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES (by Twitter of course) that he's the newest member of the Something Awful.com Football Funhouse Forum's Ben Rothlisberger Douchebag of the Year contest Hall of Fame.
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Aug 8, 2018 21:43
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Darth Brooks posted:I really want to see the response when someone tells THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES (by Twitter of course) that he's the newest member of the Something Awful.com Football Funhouse Forum's Ben Rothlisberger Douchebag of the Year contest Hall of Fame. I don't want our website to be flooded with mentally ill scum but thank you for the consideration, please nobody loving do this.
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Aug 8, 2018 21:45
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Hey, this website was built by mentally ill scum.
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Aug 8, 2018 21:52
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Mentally ill scum paying $10 to shitpost and inevitably be banned would be a nice money boost for the Tax Man.
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Aug 8, 2018 22:35
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OK I admit I forgot about this for like two days, sorry. Vote for the lifetime achievement award. This is a three-way instant-runoff contest, just like the previous one! Here are your contestants: President of the United States of America Donald J. Trump  Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is the 45th and current President of the United States. Before entering politics, he was a businessman and television personality. In September 1983, Trump purchased the New Jersey Generals—an American football team that played in the United States Football League (USFL). After the 1985 season, the league folded largely due to Trump's strategy of moving games to a fall schedule where they competed with the NFL for audience, and trying to force a merger with the NFL by bringing an antitrust lawsuit against the organization. During his presidency, Trump has repeatedly weighed in on the anthem kneeling controversy. In every case, he has been harshly critical of players who choose to kneel in general, and Colin Kaepernick in particular. He has publicly demanded owners to harshly punish kneelers, called them traitors, demanded they be fired, etc. For Trump, the kneeling controversy is unfailingly an opportunity for him to be performatively "patriotic" while throwing red meat to his base. He even once sent his Vice President to a game specifically to be offended by kneelers so he could then make a big deal out of leaving. Last year (that is, during the 2016-17 contest period) Trump vocally interfered in Kaep's job prospects, saying that people would not hire Kaep because they were afraid of a negative tweet from Trump, which was probably partly true. http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/18964343/donald-trump-takes-shot-colin-kaepernick-free-agent-status Trump has also reacted negatively and like a giant baby whenever some or all of the members of championship teams, including superbowl winners, have declined to visit the white house. He's gone so far as to disinvite the Eagles after it became clear most of them would not care to participate in a self-congratulatory Presidential-fellatio session. https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1003832766511894528 For Trump's repeated and ongoing obsession with making football objectively worse, he is a candidate for a Lifetime Douchievement Award. Jason Whitlock  https://deadspin.com/coworker-athletes-give-jason-whitlock-poo poo-for-critici-1795762576 This is about LeBron, but I'm admitting it into evidence because gently caress Jason Whitlock, and this is an example of how he behaves. https://deadspin.com/how-jason-whitlock-is-poisoning-espns-black-grantland-1698683962 quote:Last fall, for instance, when white St. Louis Cardinals fans were filmed shouting “Go back to Africa!” and the like at an anti-police brutality demonstration, Whitlock criticized them by noting that “to ignore the obvious inappropriate/trolling behavior of the black protesters is a form of hipster-approved white supremacy that is equally dangerous.” In a December follow-on, he compared coverage of police violence against blacks to that of missing Malaysian Airlines flight 370, ridiculed black parents who have “the talk” with their teenaged sons about how to interact with police, and mused on the benefits of Jim Crow. (This is the one he placed right alongside Ta-Nehisi Coates’s epic case for reparations on his “great content” list.) quote:On March 10, in the wake of a video leaking of Oklahoma University Sigma Alpha Epsilon fraternity members singing a song that contained the lyrics, “There’ll never be a friend of the family in SAE,” Whitlock penned his first column in over three months. Yeah, he's a huge piece of poo poo, and has been for multiple years. And if we don't give him a lifetime douchievement award now, he's gonna be eligible for douchebag of the year again next year, undoubtedly, and we'll have to talk about him again. God, אֵל שַׁדַּי, El Shaddai, Elohim, 'ilah, Elah, YHWH, ο θεος ο ύψιστος, Allah, Ar-Rahman, Ar-Rahim, Parvardigar, the Sovereign, the Pure, the Perfection, the Bestower of Faith, the Overseer, the Exalted in Might, the Compeller, the Superior, Almighty, All-Possessing, All-Powerful, All-Wise, Incomparable, Gracious, Helper, All-Glorious, and Omniscient, Ahura-Mazda, Param Brahma, Brahmana, Parmatma, Parampita, Parmaeshwara, Om, Akal Purakh, Ik Onkar, Nirankar, Hari, Ram, Satnam, Waheguru, Ahura Mazda, Yazad, etc. etc. etc.  Chichevache posted:God herself for creating us with the flaw of mortality. Leperflesh posted:God may or may not exist, but I don't feel as though my skepticism on the matter should disqualify that entity. Assuming Chiche is referring to the Abrahamic deity, this event was not in the past year, so I've entered God for the Hall of Fame. Of course this means that God is going to be beaten by Trump, I'm not quite sure how we feel about that. Basically, whose fault is it that Football exists, and that humanity is flawed, and therefore Football is flawed? If God is to be thanked for every touchdown, should God not be blamed for every interception... and by extension, for every concussion, every beer-sotted violent idiot fan, and every Kaepernick-fueled tweet by the President? Didn't God create Jason Whitlock, and shouldn't God therefore be responsible, ultimately, for all of that douchebaggery? Much of this comes down to the age-old debate about free will, of course, and so you will have to decide the matter with your votes. As before, use this sort of format: 1. Jason Whitlock 2. God 3. Donald Trump. Also, and I sincerely mean this, the above nomination of God for the Lifetime Douchechievement Award is in no way intended to offend those of a religious nature, and if anyone is genuinely offended I apologize in advance.
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1.Donny Trump 2. Jason Whitlock 3. Allah Jesus' dad makes us care about dumb poo poo. Whitlock makes people mad. Donny will get us all killed.
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Aug 9, 2018 00:24
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Jason Whitlock The flying spaghetti monster That rear end in a top hat that doesn't need to be injected any further into our lives
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Aug 9, 2018 00:32
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Whitlock Trump God
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Aug 9, 2018 00:42
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1. Jason Whitlock - Yeah, just gently caress this guy. 2. Yahweh - Less an indictment of her, more because of number 3. 3. President Daughterfucker - I refuse to recognize him for anything. If he won, he'd take it as a poll measuring how happy people are with him on the internet subculture crowd of his base.
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Aug 9, 2018 00:42
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1. Trump 2. God 3. Whitlock
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Aug 9, 2018 01:39
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1. Trump 2. Whitlock 3. אֵל שַׁדַּי God has given us both the good and the bad, even Jason Whitlock has injected some good into this world, but Trump has been nothing but a douchebag his entire life.
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Aug 9, 2018 01:52
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1. Marvin Harrison 2. Cops 3. God
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Aug 9, 2018 01:57
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1.Trump 2. Whitlock 3. The Almighty
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Aug 9, 2018 03:22
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1.Trump 2. Whitlock 3. Allah
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Aug 9, 2018 04:04
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1. Trump 2. Whitlock 3. God
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Aug 9, 2018 05:34
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1. Whitlock 2. Trump 3. God
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Aug 9, 2018 05:58
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1. Trump 2. Whitlock 3. אֲדֹנָי I don't mind Whitlock winning, honestly; he's just not as much of a piece of poo poo as our president, even restricting things to football.
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Aug 9, 2018 06:50
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1. God. It could've prevented these douches from being so all blame rests with it 2. Whitlock. The shitheads are one thing but those that enable them are worse. 3. Trump: yes he's a massive douche bag worthy of yearly nomination but his competition is fierce Ches Neckbeard fucked around with this message at 08:15 on Aug 9, 2018 |
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Aug 9, 2018 08:10
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Jason Whitlock The flying spaghetti monster That rear end in a top hat that doesn't need to be injected any further into our lives
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Aug 9, 2018 09:40
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Jason Whitlock Yahweh rear end in a top hat in chief
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Aug 9, 2018 16:40
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1. Trump 2. God 3. Whitlock
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Aug 9, 2018 16:46
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This is surprisingly close! Currently first ballot totals are Trump 8, Whitlock 6, God 1. Cavauro, Cavauro posted:1. Marvin Harrison feel free to vote again if you'd like to vote for candidates that are on the ballot
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Aug 9, 2018 16:54
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1) God 2) Whitlock 3) Trump
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Aug 9, 2018 19:07
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*comes flying in way late* gently caress I MISSED- oh. 1. Trump 2. Whitlock 3. Some dude that doesn't exist.
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Aug 10, 2018 14:41
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1. Trump 2. Whitlock 3. God
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Aug 10, 2018 14:48
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1. Trump 2. Whitlock 3. Sky fairy
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1. Trump 2. Whitlock 3. God
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