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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Seconding Pete Carroll, Tom Brady, Jerry Richardson, and Bob McNair for the original recipe contest and Trump for HoF.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Flikken posted:

Toni Grossi for being a smug prick who vowed to retire if the Browns drafted Mayfield, then didn't.

Ooh. I second Toni Grossi.

seiferguy posted:

This is a weird one and I know in the past we've had discussions on whether or not we should include them but I want to nominate the law enforcement officers that interacted with Michael Bennett. Specifically the Las Vegas and Houston police departments. Las Vegas ones tied him down for solely being a big black man, then had that crazy weird flag humping press conference. The Houston one threw bogus charges at him for charging a disabled usher, without specifics, called him morally corrupt and had another flag humping session.

I also second the law enforcement officers that interacted with Michael Bennett

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Instead of just seconding someone else's suggestion, I'd like to propose my own: Santa Clara District Attorney Kevin Smith for trying to stitch up Reuben Foster for domestic violence when they had plenty of evidence he was clearly innocent.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
I nominate (or second) Cavauro because the joke isn't funny any more, it's just tiresome.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
If we're down to nominating things like God, can I nominated ALS? It killed Dwight Clark after all.

Also Matt Patricia for not disclosing being an (alleged) fratboy douchebag rapist.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Just to clarify, I'm not nominating Matt Patricia for being an alleged rapist, which is a crime well beyond the limits of douchedom.

Now lying on a resume about being an alleged rapist, that's a major act of douchebaggery.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Raku posted:

i'm not sure you've ever seen a resume

You know what I meant.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
I'll second Jeff Triplette if it moves things along.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Seconding Eagles Fans, Jerry Jones, NFL Owners, Cris Collinsworth, and Clay Travis.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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CyberPingu posted:

Nominating Vikings Fans for being a bunch of babies after the NFCCG and stopping Eagles players and fans from eating in restaurants around the city and other petty things.

I second Vikings Fans.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Well since Jed York has been seconded I guess I'd better nominate him for being Jed York and possibly giving Niners fans false hope by trading for Jimmy G.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Thirding Tom Brady because that poo poo is Not OK.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
I nominated Jed York mostly as a joke so I'm deffo voting Jerry Richardson.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
You bet your rear end I'm gonna vote for Pete Carroll.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Jerry Jones

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
I cannot make myself vote against Tom Brady.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Matt Patricia because the Chargers more or less already won last year, didn't they?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Grossi because I'm absolutely loving sick of hearing about Andrew Luck and his Shrodinger's Shoulder.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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This is a tough one but DA Kevin Smith is really the bigger bag of douche.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Chris Collinsworth because Triplette's nomination sounded more like a lifetime douche achievement award nomination than one for Douchebag of the Year.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Jason Whitlock because holy poo poo he is an enormous douche.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Clay Travis is probably the single worst human being in sports journalism today. He's not even a terrible human being in an interesting way, he's just a gigantic race-baiting contrarian douche.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Pete Carroll out of pure spite.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Jerry Jones because he's the dictionary definition of douche.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
I'm a San Diegan so I'm required by law to vote for Dean Spanos and the Inglewood Hobos' Front Office. gently caress those douchebag sacks of poo poo.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

King Hong Kong posted:

Kevin Smith because perverting justice is ultimately worse and signifies something much more pervasively corrupt than misleading fans.

Yes, exactly. This is why I vote Santa Clara District Attorney Kevin Smith.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Collinsworth is just another Pats ballfondler, albeit a high profile one. Meanwhile Jason Whitlock is an actively harmful douche who pushes degrading racial stereotypes and authoritarian poo poo like Blue Lives Matter.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Clay Travis because honestly I feel like McNair is way more Evil than Douche.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Jerry

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Kevin Smith. Prosecutorial misconduct is way way worse and more douchey than what the Bills did.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Whitlock because in many ways McNair is straight up evil instead of douchey.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
1. DA Kevin Smith
2. Jerry Jones
3. Bob McNair

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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1. Whitlock
2. Trump
3. God

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