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Seconding Pete Carroll, Tom Brady, Jerry Richardson, and Bob McNair for the original recipe contest and Trump for HoF.
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2018 22:36 |
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# ¿ May 22, 2024 15:29 |
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Flikken posted:Toni Grossi for being a smug prick who vowed to retire if the Browns drafted Mayfield, then didn't. Ooh. I second Toni Grossi. seiferguy posted:This is a weird one and I know in the past we've had discussions on whether or not we should include them but I want to nominate the law enforcement officers that interacted with Michael Bennett. Specifically the Las Vegas and Houston police departments. Las Vegas ones tied him down for solely being a big black man, then had that crazy weird flag humping press conference. The Houston one threw bogus charges at him for charging a disabled usher, without specifics, called him morally corrupt and had another flag humping session. I also second the law enforcement officers that interacted with Michael Bennett
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# ¿ Jun 10, 2018 00:42 |
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Instead of just seconding someone else's suggestion, I'd like to propose my own: Santa Clara District Attorney Kevin Smith for trying to stitch up Reuben Foster for domestic violence when they had plenty of evidence he was clearly innocent.
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# ¿ Jun 11, 2018 19:24 |
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I nominate (or second) Cavauro because the joke isn't funny any more, it's just tiresome.
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2018 03:56 |
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If we're down to nominating things like God, can I nominated ALS? It killed Dwight Clark after all. Also Matt Patricia for not disclosing being an (alleged) fratboy douchebag rapist.
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2018 22:51 |
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Just to clarify, I'm not nominating Matt Patricia for being an alleged rapist, which is a crime well beyond the limits of douchedom. Now lying on a resume about being an alleged rapist, that's a major act of douchebaggery.
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# ¿ Jun 13, 2018 02:17 |
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Raku posted:i'm not sure you've ever seen a resume You know what I meant.
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# ¿ Jun 13, 2018 03:23 |
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I'll second Jeff Triplette if it moves things along.
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# ¿ Jun 15, 2018 01:03 |
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Seconding Eagles Fans, Jerry Jones, NFL Owners, Cris Collinsworth, and Clay Travis.
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2018 09:11 |
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CyberPingu posted:Nominating Vikings Fans for being a bunch of babies after the NFCCG and stopping Eagles players and fans from eating in restaurants around the city and other petty things. I second Vikings Fans.
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2018 09:40 |
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Well since Jed York has been seconded I guess I'd better nominate him for being Jed York and possibly giving Niners fans false hope by trading for Jimmy G.
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# ¿ Jun 17, 2018 03:43 |
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Thirding Tom Brady because that poo poo is Not OK.
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# ¿ Jun 18, 2018 23:13 |
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I nominated Jed York mostly as a joke so I'm deffo voting Jerry Richardson.
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# ¿ Jun 19, 2018 14:03 |
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You bet your rear end I'm gonna vote for Pete Carroll.
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# ¿ Jun 21, 2018 14:44 |
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Jerry Jones
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# ¿ Jun 22, 2018 00:16 |
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I cannot make myself vote against Tom Brady.
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# ¿ Jun 25, 2018 23:13 |
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Matt Patricia because the Chargers more or less already won last year, didn't they?
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# ¿ Jun 27, 2018 15:05 |
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Grossi because I'm absolutely loving sick of hearing about Andrew Luck and his Shrodinger's Shoulder.
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# ¿ Jun 29, 2018 02:00 |
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This is a tough one but DA Kevin Smith is really the bigger bag of douche.
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2018 15:52 |
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Chris Collinsworth because Triplette's nomination sounded more like a lifetime douche achievement award nomination than one for Douchebag of the Year.
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# ¿ Jul 3, 2018 03:09 |
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Jason Whitlock because holy poo poo he is an enormous douche.
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# ¿ Jul 4, 2018 08:30 |
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Clay Travis is probably the single worst human being in sports journalism today. He's not even a terrible human being in an interesting way, he's just a gigantic race-baiting contrarian douche.
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# ¿ Jul 6, 2018 20:00 |
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Pete Carroll out of pure spite.
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# ¿ Jul 12, 2018 07:53 |
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Jerry Jones because he's the dictionary definition of douche.
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2018 23:02 |
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I'm a San Diegan so I'm required by law to vote for Dean Spanos and the Inglewood Hobos' Front Office. gently caress those douchebag sacks of poo poo.
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# ¿ Jul 16, 2018 09:40 |
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King Hong Kong posted:Kevin Smith because perverting justice is ultimately worse and signifies something much more pervasively corrupt than misleading fans. Yes, exactly. This is why I vote Santa Clara District Attorney Kevin Smith.
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# ¿ Jul 19, 2018 13:41 |
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Collinsworth is just another Pats ballfondler, albeit a high profile one. Meanwhile Jason Whitlock is an actively harmful douche who pushes degrading racial stereotypes and authoritarian poo poo like Blue Lives Matter.
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# ¿ Jul 19, 2018 21:39 |
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Clay Travis because honestly I feel like McNair is way more Evil than Douche.
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# ¿ Jul 22, 2018 13:31 |
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Jerry
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# ¿ Jul 27, 2018 17:00 |
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Kevin Smith. Prosecutorial misconduct is way way worse and more douchey than what the Bills did.
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# ¿ Jul 28, 2018 07:40 |
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Whitlock because in many ways McNair is straight up evil instead of douchey.
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2018 06:09 |
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1. DA Kevin Smith 2. Jerry Jones 3. Bob McNair
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2018 01:51 |
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# ¿ May 22, 2024 15:29 |
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1. Whitlock 2. Trump 3. God
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2018 05:58 |