2017-18 Ben Roethlisberger Memorial Douchebag of the Year Contest - FINAL VOTE NOW!!

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Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

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Android Apocalypse posted:

I nominate President Donald Trump.

-Effectively changed the conversation of Colin Kaepernick�s sitting/kneeling during the National Anthem from being about police violence against minorities to patriotism.
-Called the players �sons of bitches.�
-Bullied the NFL owners into a asinine new rule where if you �disrespect the flag� the team gets penalized.
-Questioned if players that opt for staying in the locker room during the National Anthem should even be in the country.
-Disinvited Super Bowl LII winners the Philadelphia Eagles when the White House discovered a small handful of people from the organization would attend, forcing the team to cancel their trip.
-(SPACE RESERVED FOR FUTURE DOUCHEBAGGERY)

TBH this contest is over.

Seconded. I don't see how anyone but Trump could win this year.

# ¿ Jun 7, 2018 13:34

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 08:16

Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

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Cash Monet posted:

I say we put Trump in the hall of fame for this recent poo poo and sinking the USFL. Otherwise he's just going to run away with it.

That's definitely the only way it'll be interesting this year.

# ¿ Jun 7, 2018 15:01

Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

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Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Just to clarify, I'm not nominating Matt Patricia for being a_{_{^{n alleged}}} rapist, which is a crime well beyond the limits of douchedom.

Now lying on a resume about being a_{^{_{n alleged}}} rapist, that's a major act of douchebaggery.

i'm not sure you've ever seen a resume

# ¿ Jun 13, 2018 03:00

Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

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Kevin Smith knowingly pursued false charges for political reasons and continues to pretend he was right to do so

# ¿ Jul 2, 2018 15:06

Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

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Jason Whitlock is worse than an Uncle Tom. He actively works against black people's interests for a paycheck by the powers that be. He is a demagogue trying to add a sense of legitimacy to every entitled racist that watches football.

# ¿ Jul 4, 2018 14:19

Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

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Clay Travis is the alt-right Colin Cowherd

# ¿ Jul 6, 2018 21:58

Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

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Kevin Smith prosecutes innocent people for political reasons.

# ¿ Jul 18, 2018 15:18

Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

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Ches Neckbeard posted:

For people who haven't seen Whitlock, he's the host that's not in literal blackface that guests on Fox News regularly. People the answer is obvious here.

http://www.youtubemultiplier.com/5b533038933ae-uncle-ruckus-colin-kaepernick.php

Whitlock

# ¿ Jul 21, 2018 14:08

Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

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Clay Travis because in my mind its worse to publically promote bad opinions than to have them.

# ¿ Jul 22, 2018 12:11

Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

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Whitlock because he is as douche as he can be for a living whereas billionaires are basically molded into douches by having giant stacks of money

# ¿ Jul 30, 2018 21:03

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 08:16

Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

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1. Kevin Smith: Did something unforgivable and intolerable in any society
2. Jerruh: I mean, yeah
3. Bob McNair: I guarantee you there's at least 3 more racist and horrible owners currently in the nfl (not counting the Packers)

# ¿ Aug 2, 2018 22:42

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